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Bea
@autiebea.bsky.social
neurodivergent (AuDHD) former speducator. snarky & hypergraphic political junkie. fluent in sarcasm.

bae/y'all
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donald tomorrow: i didn't say that. you're a low iq stupid shut up piggy person BIDEN rrradical leftist trendy agua...we're gonna be so rrrich MAGA!!!
TRUMP: “I talked to the oil companies”

OIL COMPANIES: “Trump did not consult with us… held no conversations about investing there…” 👇🏽🤷🏼

A damn circus🎪 — as @MrGlobal2025 has been saying, 🇻🇪 oil is not a good investment for these companies. #Distraction #Epsteinzuela
January 6, 2026 at 7:45 AM
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My first podcast from my kitchen ran more smoothly. Bari Weiss is a hack.
Tony Dokoupil's CBS Evening News debut got off to a tough start ...
January 6, 2026 at 7:11 AM
i'm pretty sure everyone has to deal with a stephen miller in their lives,

be he the floor manager,
middle manager,
assistant coach,
and whatever the equivalent is in the military.

aka "that fucking asshole" everyone hates.
More Miller on national TV, someone please make sure the regime understands that the path to a 2026 red wave travels through all eligible voters getting yelled at through a screen by an irate Stephen Miller
January 6, 2026 at 3:05 AM
greenland's closest to canada, stephen.

maybe it should be one of their new territories.

(also, don't be so sure no one's willing to fight the u.s. over greenland...bc it's not just about a chunk of ground.)
TAPPER: Can you rule out the US is going to take Greenland by force?

MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO

T: So force is on the table?

M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
January 6, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years.

Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine
“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’”
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
January 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
January 5, 2026 at 10:30 PM
magafluencers:

sorry, melania. you said a lot of really nice things in this video and all.

but that was like 7 months ago.

the richest guy in the world owns grok ai.

gonna have to be a hard pass on enforcing your anti-ncii and csam law.

moving on...

www.whitehouse.gov/videos/take-...
TAKE IT DOWN ACT SIGNED INTO LAW 🇺🇸
“I am proud to say that the values of BE BEST will be reflected in the law of the land… We affirm that the well-being of our children is central to our future of our families in America.” –First Lady ...
www.whitehouse.gov
January 5, 2026 at 9:44 PM
niiice.
we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work
January 5, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Chrystia Freeland brings a rare combination of skills that align precisely with Ukraine’s current phase of the war & post war planning. By recruiting her Ukraine is declaring they will not be bullied by US or Russian oligarchs, negotiations will be on Ukraine's terms. #cdnpoli
January 5, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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Zelenskyy has appointed Canada's Chrystia Freeland as Ukraine's Special Advisor on Economic Development.

This places one of the most experienced Western economic & geopolitical operators directly into Ukraine’s reconstruction and long term development strategy. #cdnpoli 🧵
January 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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“This idea oil companies will rush to 🇻🇪— that’s not a thing. Ludicrous. It’ll take $100 BILLION to restore the infrastructure.”

@mrglobaltoo.bsky.social says Trump invaded to look tough + distract from Epstein, as 🇺🇸oil companies play along to keep him happy

Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DTI1rnZ...
January 5, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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The Trump regime has really brought us to this point
January 5, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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If the attack on Venezuela and the abduction of its president were part of a "law enforcement operation," not a war, how come the U.S. still has a huge armada offshore? When cops nab a suspect, do they often set up a camp with hundreds of officers near the scene of the arrest?
January 5, 2026 at 7:51 PM
January 5, 2026 at 8:09 PM
i appreciate the folks who cover all the legal stuff, i really do.

but the rest of us need an "alt text" equivalent, bc we have no fucking idea what most of it means.
JUST IN: 9th Circuit denies en banc review of judge's order that Trump admin hand over agency firing/RIF plans. 5 judges dissent: Bumatay, R. Nelson, VanDyke, Tung (all Trump) & Callahan (GWBush). Opn: cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/datastore/op...
cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov
January 5, 2026 at 7:37 PM
🧵

well done summary of what several countries had to say in the un today.
Happening now: The UN Security Council meets on Venezuela and the United States. France condemns Trump’s plans.
January 5, 2026 at 7:33 PM
look, it's *fine*.

hegseth got the blanket fort all set up,

so they can do their super secret guy stuff there.

it's so secure, no one even knows what it looks like insi-

oh.

whatever.

the point is....
The president against remote work has been at his house in Florida for 3 weeks.
January 5, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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Look, everyone. This is the freedom we want to export to Venezuela.
What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?

Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
January 5, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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Wild- Trump’s guy Witkoff’s son using his brother’s death to praise Trump’s Venezuela invasion when in reality he died of OxyContin overdose from an American corporation (Purdue) and family (Sacklers)

Gross stuff
January 5, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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LEFT: Mark Kelly, shirt covered with medals.

RIGHT: Pete Hegseth, shirt covered with booze.
January 5, 2026 at 5:52 PM
January 5, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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Thank you, Gov. Tim Walz, for your progressive leadership! Free school meals, reproductive rights, cannabis legalization, paid leave & workers' rights — MN is stronger because of you. Grateful for your service. Onward!

#ThankYouTimWalz #OneMinnesota
January 5, 2026 at 5:19 PM
donald is focusing on the wrong drug epidemic...

and it's not just the latte libs. you don't want to fuck with the watery folgers people. they're scary.
January 5, 2026 at 5:58 PM
amazing how the magafluencers are cheering that the venezuelan ppl are FREE!

...and ignoring the fact that donald is keeping maduro's gov't for now, blew off machado & hasn't mentioned edmundo gonzales urrutia, who most of the world has recognized as the legitimate winner of their prez election.
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 11:03 AM
haven't paid much attention to wider latin american politics until now.

the far-right president-elect of chile is lauding the invasion of venezuela.

i raised an eyebrow at his last name.

so...josé antonio kast?

yeah, um, his daddy was an actual nazi & lieutenant in the german army during ww2. 😐
January 5, 2026 at 10:10 AM