Bea
@autiebea.bsky.social
neurodivergent (AuDHD) former speducator. snarky & hypergraphic political junkie. fluent in sarcasm.
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magafluencers:
sorry, melania. you said a lot of really nice things in this video and all.
but that was like 7 months ago.
the richest guy in the world owns grok ai.
gonna have to be a hard pass on enforcing your anti-ncii and csam law.
moving on...
www.whitehouse.gov/videos/take-...
sorry, melania. you said a lot of really nice things in this video and all.
but that was like 7 months ago.
the richest guy in the world owns grok ai.
gonna have to be a hard pass on enforcing your anti-ncii and csam law.
moving on...
www.whitehouse.gov/videos/take-...
TAKE IT DOWN ACT SIGNED INTO LAW 🇺🇸
“I am proud to say that the values of BE BEST will be reflected in the law of the land… We affirm that the well-being of our children is central to our future of our families in America.” –First Lady ...
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January 5, 2026 at 9:44 PM
magafluencers:
sorry, melania. you said a lot of really nice things in this video and all.
but that was like 7 months ago.
the richest guy in the world owns grok ai.
gonna have to be a hard pass on enforcing your anti-ncii and csam law.
moving on...
www.whitehouse.gov/videos/take-...
sorry, melania. you said a lot of really nice things in this video and all.
but that was like 7 months ago.
the richest guy in the world owns grok ai.
gonna have to be a hard pass on enforcing your anti-ncii and csam law.
moving on...
www.whitehouse.gov/videos/take-...
niiice.
we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work
January 5, 2026 at 9:38 PM
niiice.
Chrystia Freeland brings a rare combination of skills that align precisely with Ukraine’s current phase of the war & post war planning. By recruiting her Ukraine is declaring they will not be bullied by US or Russian oligarchs, negotiations will be on Ukraine's terms. #cdnpoli
January 5, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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Zelenskyy has appointed Canada's Chrystia Freeland as Ukraine's Special Advisor on Economic Development.
This places one of the most experienced Western economic & geopolitical operators directly into Ukraine’s reconstruction and long term development strategy. #cdnpoli 🧵
This places one of the most experienced Western economic & geopolitical operators directly into Ukraine’s reconstruction and long term development strategy. #cdnpoli 🧵
January 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Zelenskyy has appointed Canada's Chrystia Freeland as Ukraine's Special Advisor on Economic Development.
This places one of the most experienced Western economic & geopolitical operators directly into Ukraine’s reconstruction and long term development strategy. #cdnpoli 🧵
This places one of the most experienced Western economic & geopolitical operators directly into Ukraine’s reconstruction and long term development strategy. #cdnpoli 🧵
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“This idea oil companies will rush to 🇻🇪— that’s not a thing. Ludicrous. It’ll take $100 BILLION to restore the infrastructure.”
@mrglobaltoo.bsky.social says Trump invaded to look tough + distract from Epstein, as 🇺🇸oil companies play along to keep him happy
Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DTI1rnZ...
@mrglobaltoo.bsky.social says Trump invaded to look tough + distract from Epstein, as 🇺🇸oil companies play along to keep him happy
Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DTI1rnZ...
January 5, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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The Trump regime has really brought us to this point
January 5, 2026 at 6:35 PM
The Trump regime has really brought us to this point
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If the attack on Venezuela and the abduction of its president were part of a "law enforcement operation," not a war, how come the U.S. still has a huge armada offshore? When cops nab a suspect, do they often set up a camp with hundreds of officers near the scene of the arrest?
January 5, 2026 at 7:51 PM
If the attack on Venezuela and the abduction of its president were part of a "law enforcement operation," not a war, how come the U.S. still has a huge armada offshore? When cops nab a suspect, do they often set up a camp with hundreds of officers near the scene of the arrest?
i appreciate the folks who cover all the legal stuff, i really do.
but the rest of us need an "alt text" equivalent, bc we have no fucking idea what most of it means.
but the rest of us need an "alt text" equivalent, bc we have no fucking idea what most of it means.
JUST IN: 9th Circuit denies en banc review of judge's order that Trump admin hand over agency firing/RIF plans. 5 judges dissent: Bumatay, R. Nelson, VanDyke, Tung (all Trump) & Callahan (GWBush). Opn: cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/datastore/op...
cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov
January 5, 2026 at 7:37 PM
i appreciate the folks who cover all the legal stuff, i really do.
but the rest of us need an "alt text" equivalent, bc we have no fucking idea what most of it means.
but the rest of us need an "alt text" equivalent, bc we have no fucking idea what most of it means.
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well done summary of what several countries had to say in the un today.
well done summary of what several countries had to say in the un today.
Happening now: The UN Security Council meets on Venezuela and the United States. France condemns Trump’s plans.
January 5, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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well done summary of what several countries had to say in the un today.
well done summary of what several countries had to say in the un today.
look, it's *fine*.
hegseth got the blanket fort all set up,
so they can do their super secret guy stuff there.
it's so secure, no one even knows what it looks like insi-
oh.
whatever.
the point is....
hegseth got the blanket fort all set up,
so they can do their super secret guy stuff there.
it's so secure, no one even knows what it looks like insi-
oh.
whatever.
the point is....
The president against remote work has been at his house in Florida for 3 weeks.
January 5, 2026 at 7:17 PM
look, it's *fine*.
hegseth got the blanket fort all set up,
so they can do their super secret guy stuff there.
it's so secure, no one even knows what it looks like insi-
oh.
whatever.
the point is....
hegseth got the blanket fort all set up,
so they can do their super secret guy stuff there.
it's so secure, no one even knows what it looks like insi-
oh.
whatever.
the point is....
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Look, everyone. This is the freedom we want to export to Venezuela.
What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
January 5, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Look, everyone. This is the freedom we want to export to Venezuela.
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Wild- Trump’s guy Witkoff’s son using his brother’s death to praise Trump’s Venezuela invasion when in reality he died of OxyContin overdose from an American corporation (Purdue) and family (Sacklers)
Gross stuff
Gross stuff
January 5, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Wild- Trump’s guy Witkoff’s son using his brother’s death to praise Trump’s Venezuela invasion when in reality he died of OxyContin overdose from an American corporation (Purdue) and family (Sacklers)
Gross stuff
Gross stuff
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LEFT: Mark Kelly, shirt covered with medals.
RIGHT: Pete Hegseth, shirt covered with booze.
RIGHT: Pete Hegseth, shirt covered with booze.
January 5, 2026 at 5:52 PM
LEFT: Mark Kelly, shirt covered with medals.
RIGHT: Pete Hegseth, shirt covered with booze.
RIGHT: Pete Hegseth, shirt covered with booze.
!["i mean, i would have voted blue regardless. but tbh, my enthusiasm was mostly about tim. glad he's going to take a break from the madness. he won't be going away, just taking a buttigieg."
closeup of tim walz wearing glasses and a red plaid shirt, smiling, with trees behind him. "#LookOutForYourNeighbors #StopBeingWeird [3 hand clap emojis] minnesota governor tim walz is my new favorite cousin."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5vkeevx5bdenwyu7esenihhq/bafkreiahdn43xqzqdhdzxozofkozjp6nwiui7mjs3gx7mfyemtkhxlod4i@jpeg)
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Thank you, Gov. Tim Walz, for your progressive leadership! Free school meals, reproductive rights, cannabis legalization, paid leave & workers' rights — MN is stronger because of you. Grateful for your service. Onward!
#ThankYouTimWalz #OneMinnesota
#ThankYouTimWalz #OneMinnesota
January 5, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Thank you, Gov. Tim Walz, for your progressive leadership! Free school meals, reproductive rights, cannabis legalization, paid leave & workers' rights — MN is stronger because of you. Grateful for your service. Onward!
#ThankYouTimWalz #OneMinnesota
#ThankYouTimWalz #OneMinnesota
donald is focusing on the wrong drug epidemic...
and it's not just the latte libs. you don't want to fuck with the watery folgers people. they're scary.
and it's not just the latte libs. you don't want to fuck with the watery folgers people. they're scary.
January 5, 2026 at 5:58 PM
donald is focusing on the wrong drug epidemic...
and it's not just the latte libs. you don't want to fuck with the watery folgers people. they're scary.
and it's not just the latte libs. you don't want to fuck with the watery folgers people. they're scary.
amazing how the magafluencers are cheering that the venezuelan ppl are FREE!
...and ignoring the fact that donald is keeping maduro's gov't for now, blew off machado & hasn't mentioned edmundo gonzales urrutia, who most of the world has recognized as the legitimate winner of their prez election.
...and ignoring the fact that donald is keeping maduro's gov't for now, blew off machado & hasn't mentioned edmundo gonzales urrutia, who most of the world has recognized as the legitimate winner of their prez election.
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 11:03 AM
amazing how the magafluencers are cheering that the venezuelan ppl are FREE!
...and ignoring the fact that donald is keeping maduro's gov't for now, blew off machado & hasn't mentioned edmundo gonzales urrutia, who most of the world has recognized as the legitimate winner of their prez election.
...and ignoring the fact that donald is keeping maduro's gov't for now, blew off machado & hasn't mentioned edmundo gonzales urrutia, who most of the world has recognized as the legitimate winner of their prez election.
haven't paid much attention to wider latin american politics until now.
the far-right president-elect of chile is lauding the invasion of venezuela.
i raised an eyebrow at his last name.
so...josé antonio kast?
yeah, um, his daddy was an actual nazi & lieutenant in the german army during ww2. 😐
the far-right president-elect of chile is lauding the invasion of venezuela.
i raised an eyebrow at his last name.
so...josé antonio kast?
yeah, um, his daddy was an actual nazi & lieutenant in the german army during ww2. 😐
January 5, 2026 at 10:10 AM
haven't paid much attention to wider latin american politics until now.
the far-right president-elect of chile is lauding the invasion of venezuela.
i raised an eyebrow at his last name.
so...josé antonio kast?
yeah, um, his daddy was an actual nazi & lieutenant in the german army during ww2. 😐
the far-right president-elect of chile is lauding the invasion of venezuela.
i raised an eyebrow at his last name.
so...josé antonio kast?
yeah, um, his daddy was an actual nazi & lieutenant in the german army during ww2. 😐
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A must-read message from Colin and Sophie Hortman, Mark and Melissa's children:
January 5, 2026 at 12:24 AM
A must-read message from Colin and Sophie Hortman, Mark and Melissa's children:
what the fuck is he talking about, bringing prices down?
venezuela only produces about 1% of the world's oil.
their crude is heavy & dirty, requiring special refineries.
oil was $73.18/barrel in january 2026.
it's $57.19 right now - the lowest it's been in 3 years.
venezuela only produces about 1% of the world's oil.
their crude is heavy & dirty, requiring special refineries.
oil was $73.18/barrel in january 2026.
it's $57.19 right now - the lowest it's been in 3 years.
January 5, 2026 at 3:55 AM
what the fuck is he talking about, bringing prices down?
venezuela only produces about 1% of the world's oil.
their crude is heavy & dirty, requiring special refineries.
oil was $73.18/barrel in january 2026.
it's $57.19 right now - the lowest it's been in 3 years.
venezuela only produces about 1% of the world's oil.
their crude is heavy & dirty, requiring special refineries.
oil was $73.18/barrel in january 2026.
it's $57.19 right now - the lowest it's been in 3 years.
"we'll talk about greenland in about 20 days."
um, hey guys?
pretty sure this means next fucking week. seriously.
um, hey guys?
pretty sure this means next fucking week. seriously.
Trump: We need Greenland. Right now, Greenland is covered with Russian and Chinese ships.
Reporter: What would the justification be for a claim to Greenland?
Trump: The EU needs us to have it.
Reporter: What would the justification be for a claim to Greenland?
Trump: The EU needs us to have it.
January 5, 2026 at 3:24 AM
"we'll talk about greenland in about 20 days."
um, hey guys?
pretty sure this means next fucking week. seriously.
um, hey guys?
pretty sure this means next fucking week. seriously.
so trump's calling putin a liar.
that should go over well.
that should go over well.
Trump: I don't believe that strike happened.
Reporter: Why did you believe Putin in that moment and then go say that about Ukraine?
Trump: Because nobody knew at that moment.
Reporter: Why did you believe Putin in that moment and then go say that about Ukraine?
Trump: Because nobody knew at that moment.
January 5, 2026 at 3:16 AM
so trump's calling putin a liar.
that should go over well.
that should go over well.