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Bea
@autiebea.bsky.social
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neurodivergent (AuDHD) former speducator. snarky & hypergraphic political junkie. fluent in sarcasm.

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autiebea.bsky.social
happy anniversary of the nuremberg trial commencement, to those who celebrate!
black and white photo of the first day at the nuremberg trials, november 20, 1945.
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
autiebea.bsky.social
on my federal student aid account today.

the level government efficiency here is mindblowing.
account message: The 2022–23 FAFSA® form is now available! Visit the "Complete the FAFSA® Form" page to complete your form.
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
autiebea.bsky.social
ember last night, all settled in to watch some trashy reality tv.
black cat lying on a blanket and pillow on a couch, legs stretched out in a lounging pose, looking in the direction of a tv.
November 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
autiebea.bsky.social
[clears throat, takes deep breath]

WE DON'T CARE WHO DID IT IF THEY DID THEY'RE DEAD TO US AND NEED TO BE THROWN IN JAIL AND/OR THEIR NAME CURSED FOREVER AND YES WE MEAN *ANYONE* WE AREN'T IN THE BUSINESS OF COZYING UP TO PEDOPHILES!
blonde girl wearing a pink tank top and white shorts has her arm around the shoulders of a blonde boy in a white tank top. they are at a festival and the girl is helling into the boys ear while pointing with her arm extended.
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 AM
autiebea.bsky.social
hannah gadsby wearing a blue suit and glasses stands smiling in front of a microphone at her "nanette" performance: "There is nothing stronger than a broken woman who has rebuilt herself"
November 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
autiebea.bsky.social
lego guy rn:

hello?

yes, i'd like to report a theft.
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
autiebea.bsky.social
you farted on the straws, donald.

www.c-span.org/clip/campaig...
photo of trump wearing an apron and standing in front of a mcdonald's drive-thru window. he is clutching his belly and his ass is touching a box of straws. "so #trumpetpants went to mcdonald's today. here's what happened: 1. he struggled to take off his suit jacket and had NO IDEA how to put on an apron. clearly he does not dress himself. 2. visibly loses track of what the guy is saying after about step 5, and begins to sway. 3. proceeds to do nearly every step WRONG. twice. 4. struggles to put the fries into a bag. 5. hands out multiple bags to each of 6 cars, yet NOT ONE PERSON ordered a drink. fascinating. 6. the car line up was a laughably-obvious procession of campaign plants. loved how surprised some of them acted to see trump. wtf did they think all the security, snipers and reporters were at mcdonald's for??? 7. i swear to all that is holy, he *farted* on a box of straws, then said "scuse". clipped this from the c-span full video::
November 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
autiebea.bsky.social
photo of bill clinton at the press conference where he denied having sex with monica lewinsky. he is pointing his index finger emphatically. the words below: i did not - get a blowjob - from that orange man - mr. trump.
November 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
autiebea.bsky.social
and toilet paper.

all the toilet paper she wants.

the other gals only get 2 rolls a week.

i wonder if she gets this kind:
gag gift toilet paper. one roll has trump making a kissy face. one shows trump with his mouth opened in an "o" shape with tweets under him. one shows him pointing his finger i the air and biting his lower lip while making an angry face.
November 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
autiebea.bsky.social
[clears throat, takes deep breath]

WE DON'T CARE WHO DID IT IF THEY DID THEY'RE DEAD TO US AND NEED TO BE THROWN IN JAIL AND/OR THEIR NAME CURSED FOREVER AND YES WE MEAN *ANYONE* WE AREN'T IN THE BUSINESS OF COZYING UP TO PEDOPHILES, DONALD.
blonde girl wearing a pink tank top and white shorts has her arm around the shoulders of a blonde boy in a white tank top. they are at a festival and the girl is helling into the boys ear while pointing with her arm extended.
November 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
autiebea.bsky.social
[clears throat, takes deep breath]

WE DON'T CARE WHO DID IT IF THEY DID THEY'RE DEAD TO US AND NEED TO BE THROWN IN JAIL AND/OR THEIR NAME CURSED FOREVER AND YES WE MEAN *ANYONE* WE AREN'T IN THE BUSINESS OF COZYING UP TO PEDOPHILES, DONALD.
blonde girl wearing a pink tank top and white shorts has her arm around the shoulders of a blonde boy in a white tank top. they are at a festival and the girl is helling into the boys ear while pointing with her arm extended.
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
autiebea.bsky.social
[clears throat, takes deep breath]

WE DON'T CARE WHO DID IT IF THEY DID THEY'RE DEAD TO US AND NEED TO BE THROWN IN JAIL AND/OR THEIR NAME CURSED FOREVER AND YES WE MEAN *ANYONE* WE AREN'T IN THE BUSINESS OF COZYING UP TO PEDOPHILES, DONALD.
blonde girl wearing a pink tank top and white shorts has her arm around the shoulders of a blonde boy in a white tank top. they are at a festival and the girl is helling into the boys ear while pointing with her arm extended.
November 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
autiebea.bsky.social
omg, i didn't know this was a thing.

i love how several of these guy are giving donald the hairy eyeball. can't figure out which presidents they are supposed to represent.

it looks like an snl sketch! 🤣
animatronic american president attraction at disney. they're so bad it's hard to tell which president they tried to represent. some are sitting, some are standing. trump is in the center looking exceptionally porky. several of the surrounding presidents appear to be giving him the hairy eyeball.
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 AM
autiebea.bsky.social
oh. my. FUCKING. gawd!

the new "presidential walk of fame" at the wh is an abomination on countless levels.

AND

it uses almost the same font as this cheesy roadside attraction in clermont, florida that i just found out existed. 🤣🤢🙄
Sign at the White House says "The Presidential Walk of Fame." The "T" and "h" in the first letter are slightly off in spacing when compared to the "h" and "e." outside of a building that's a horribly out of scale replica of the white house. there is a gigantic american flag out front. the facade of the building says "house of presidents" and a sign at the entrance of the parking lot a few feet away says "presidents hall of fame".
November 12, 2025 at 8:28 AM
autiebea.bsky.social
there is SO MUCH wrong with this abomination!

can anyone tell me why the name of the fucking place is stacked next to the door AND above the windows?!

also, i just accidentally discovere this cheesy roadside attraction in clermont, florida. its sign uses a nearly identical font.
outside of a building that's a horribly out of scale replica of the white house. there is a gigantic american flag out front. the facade of the building says "house of presidents" and a sign at the entrance of the parking lot a few feet away says "presidents hall of fame".
November 12, 2025 at 8:12 AM
autiebea.bsky.social
julia, i was trying to find a photo to see if he has the title of the abomination BOTH across the top and stacked near the door.

when i googled the name, i discovered this cheesy roadside attraction in clermont, florida.

it's almost the exact same font!

what the fuck timeline are we in rn?
presidents hall of fame in clermont, florida featuring a white house homage facade that is terribly out of scale.
November 12, 2025 at 8:03 AM
autiebea.bsky.social
oh. my. FUCKING. gawd!

it's almost the same font as this cheesy roadside attraction in clermont, florida that i just found out existed. 🤣🤢🙄
outside of the presidents hall of fame building in clermont, florida. features a terribly out of scale white house replica facade.
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 AM
autiebea.bsky.social
this is an abomination.

more repulsive spraypainted home depot crap.

and some fucking heathen decided to abandon the linear placement of photos bc the window ledges ended.

gaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 12, 2025 at 7:28 AM
autiebea.bsky.social
why the motherfuck is there a gigantic mirror at the end?!
donald jr. at the end of the "hall of presidents" pointing to a photo of his abomination of a father. next to daddy's photo is a gigantic mirror several feet long and tall.
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 AM
autiebea.bsky.social
fucking cowards and they know it.
Angus King and Tim Kaine are seen during a press conference following a vote on Capitol Hill in Washington DC, on November 9, 2025. Anna Rose Layden/Getty Images). both men have guilty looks in their faces.
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
autiebea.bsky.social
holy shit.

just discovered al fucking CAPONE started one of the first soup kitchens during the depression.

dems need to get a side by side image like this out everywhere!

double impact bc of trump's obsession with the "great alphonse capone".
long line of men stacked 2 deep waiting in front of a building that has a large sign saying "free soup, coffee & doughnuts for the unemployed" during the great depression. this soup kitchen was opened by al capone in chicago, 1931. line of us air force soldiers in line at a food bank at las vegas base, november 2025. [the line extends behind them for at least the length of a city block.
November 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
autiebea.bsky.social
holy shit.

just discovered al fucking capone started one of the first soup kitchens during the depression.

put this next to troops in food lines.

double impact bc of trump's obsession with the "great alphonse capone".
long line of men stacked 2 deep waiting in front of a building that has a large sign saying "free soup, coffee & doughnuts for the unemployed" during the great depression. this soup kitchen was opened by al capone in chicago, 1931.
November 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
autiebea.bsky.social
facebook post by ron melody: In reply Jesus said: "A man was going from Guatamala, fleeing a drug cartel that wanted to kill him and traffic his daughters, when he found himself on the brink of starvation, having crossed a desert, a river, and another desert with limited supplies and no money. He went to a prosperity gospel preacher for help, but they had just had the carpets cleaned so the preacher refused him shelter. He went to the Christian governor for help, but the governor had fled his state to vacation in Cancun. But a pinko, commie libtard saw him and took pity on him. He clothed him, and fed him, and sheltered him. He brought him to an immigration lawyer and said 'Look after him. When I return, I will reimburse you for any extra expense you may have.' Jesus asked, “Which of these three do you think was a neighbor to the man who fell victim to drug cartels and gangs?” The expert in the law replied, “The bleeding heart, pinko commie libtard who had mercy on him.” Jesus told him, “Go and do likewise.”
November 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
autiebea.bsky.social
when this is all over, i nominate the following photo to be the only image of him that is allowed to be displayed in the white house and any government building. it captures his regime and personality perfectly.
donald trump stands at his oval office desk looking toward the camera with a blank expression. behind him, a man who had just fainted is lying on the floor. three men are aiding him. one of them is holding his legs up. a woman in a white suit looks on with concern.
November 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
autiebea.bsky.social
which temu tactical vest do we think he was wearing to be able to feel the flung footlong?
tactical vests offered for sale on temu for $16.56 and $19.09
November 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM