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Bea
@autiebea.bsky.social
neurodivergent (AuDHD) former speducator. snarky & hypergraphic political junkie. fluent in sarcasm.

bae/y'all
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i made this in february, but it's still relevant.

(of course, only relevant for shits and giggles these days, since donald has assured us that grocery prices are "coming down very substantially".)

feel free to share far and wide!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykvA...
Prepare for a National Emergency!
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not trying to be a bitch here, but i can't understand why

WALMART

isn't FIRST on this list.

not only are they one of the worst employers in terms of wages and conditions, but

they commit local business genocide, and

have done EVERYTHING those other companies have.

am i missing something?
I’m done funding cruelty. Target cuts DEI, Amazon bankrolls this administration, and Home Depot lets ICE terrorize workers on their lots.
My money stays with small shops and people-first businesses. How about you? #WeAintBuyingIt
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
trump regime: EVERYONE HAVE MORE BABIES!

also trump regime: you missed a day of work cuz your kid was sick? yeah, you're not "pure" so fuck off. better luck next time.

we will be instituting a grade-school sticker incentive system though, so you'll get your reward at the end of the rainbow!
Sean Duffy: "If you got 100% on your test, you get a scratch and sniff sticker from the administration."
November 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
donald was on a roll yesterday. loads of weird posts and reposts on [un]truth[anti]social.

including these 3 *not weirdly threatening at all* posts from a trump-Qanon fangirl account with over 30k followers.
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
this is another head scratcher from yesterday.

under donald's definition, west point has been committing sedition since they put this plaque up in 1943.

and is *he* doing the same by reposting it?

my brain hurts.

maybe this is one of his 47D chess things.
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Sam is right. DOGE did exactly what they wanted it to do- hurt poor people, destroyed faith in government, enriched Elon.
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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DOGE was always a very thinly disguised con to dress up data theft and extraction class destruction of federal corporate oversight as innovative, and it's important to remember that part of the reason it worked so well is that the press helped legitimize it
hey don't be so hard on yourselves; it delivered oceans of sensitive government and citizen data to billionaires
Musk’s DOGE Quietly Killed Off After Delivering Almost Nothing
The agency disbanded eight months ahead of schedule.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
wtf does "they are tilling the soil color revolution" mean?

is it the land version of "tripping the light fantastic"?

what kind of tea was glenn the tillerman drinking before he wrote this?

otoh, "the soil color revolution" would be a great funk band name.
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
to be fair,

everybody knows the proper military protocol

is to remind soldiers they should not follow unlawful orders

after they've already done so.
Yale Law galaxy brain
November 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
ember's having a tiannamen square moment bc she doesn't want me to leave for the grocery store.
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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He sure is
November 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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The Trump admin submitted a sworn declaration under oath that Costa Rica had changed its mind and would no longer take Mr. Abrego.

Costa Rica has now said publicly that that this is false, that they have not changed their position at all, and that they will still take him.
Unpacked:
In Aug., Govt said if Abrego pled guilty he could go to Costa Rica, where he's okay with going. Abrego said no to plea. Govt now wants to send him to Liberia. Why not Costa Rica? Govt told judge Thurs that Costa Rica wouldn’t take him anymore. @mariasacchetti exposed them.
Costa Rica will accept Abrego, per @washingtonpost.com .
If true, DOJ, DHS, and Dept of State caused lies to be disseminated to Judge Xinis all day Thursday, where an ICE official testified about info sent him by Dept of State, claiming Costa Rica wouldn't take Abrego.
1/2
November 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
that's some really shit ai, and i think all ai is shit.

is that supposed to be adam schiff on donald's left side?

also, of we're getting technical, this means chuck schumer is jesus.
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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He's supposed to be the treasury secretary for the whole country.

also...like, I bet Rs in purple seats in blue states really love to hear that the only solution the Rs have for inflation is for people to abandon their districts.
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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In my original reply to Dale, I noted that he was wearing a thin jersey t-shirt, which revealed the outline of his nipple (a well-known erogenous zone, even for men). The t-shirt, of course, was once considered underwear.
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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The US now has the Thiel-Vance foreign policy, the Steve Witkoff foreign policy, the Jared Kushner foreign policy, the Marco Rubio foreign policy, and once in a blue moon the Donald Trump foreign policy... and Putin and Netanyahu plus Saudi, UAE & Qatar drive most of it.
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Imagine being one of those CEOs or school presidents who bowed down to this weird old man, then realizing he doesn’t like you as much as he likes this guy who didn’t bow at all
Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
the regime is trying to justify this by implying student loans are a fucking handout!

wtaf?
Nurses save lives every single day, and now the Dept. of Education wants to make their degrees harder to afford. In the middle of a national shortage. It makes ZERO sense.

I work beside these heroes. I see what they give. And I’m not staying quiet while Washington makes their path even harder.
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
just doing my part for the #Resistance.
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
kashyap and kristi lynn chill in vegas at the grand prix,

while their obsession with kidnapping brown ppl has crippled the ability of federal leos to investigate serious crimes like drug & human trafficking, terrorism, espionage, cybercrime & child porn/sexual abuse.

share.google/6wduMlXiWkzn...
November 23, 2025 at 5:09 AM
(a) i don't think he realized the guy he said he talked to on the phone last night is the same guy they told him got arrested this morning.

and

(2) ummm, at 12:08 am saturday in brazil (which was 10:08 pm friday in d.c.) bolsonaro was trying to remove his ankle monitor with a soldering iron.

🧐
Trump says he spoke to Bolsonaro last night and plans to meet with him soon
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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mamdani in his office today:
a man in a suit and tie is dancing in a room
Alt: christopher walken wearing a suit and dancing
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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one of the memes on his page today has the logo for something called amac.

of course, i looked it up.

amac (association of mature american citizens) is apparently a conservative alt-aarp.

if any of y'all are over 50, i'd recommend joining NOW so you can get tix for this stunning event:
November 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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(who's gonna tell him?)
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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*but only 776 of them. the rest aren't true patriots.
November 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM