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Bea
@autiebea.bsky.social
neurodivergent (AuDHD) former speducator. snarky & hypergraphic political junkie. fluent in sarcasm.

bae/y'all
charging everyone with mortgage fraud is so fucking weird.
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
say that to a room full of the victims, you fucking cunt.
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
it's clearly stated that artesia and glynco (each are for spefic types of agents) are the official training academies and that NO OTHER TRAINING PROGRAMS WILL BE ACCEPTED.

sounds like danny boy has some questions to answer in front of congress.
November 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
depending on their role, NEW recruits are trained at academies in artesia, nm or glynco, ga.

the newly-opened academy in harpers ferry, wv is for ADVANCED training of personnel already on the job.

but it looks like new recruits are going there too. bad doobies.

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DHS opens new CPB training center in West Virginia
Top federal officials, including Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, were in West Virginia Monday for the grand opening of a new U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) training…
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November 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
it's clearly stated that artesia and glynco (each are for spefic types of agents) are the official training academies and that NO OTHER TRAINING PROGRAMS WILL BE ACCEPTED.

sounds like danny boy has some questions to answer in front of congress.
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
depending on their role, NEW recruits are trained at academies in artesia, nm or glynco, ga.

the newly-opened academy in harpers ferry, wv is for ADVANCED training of personnel already on the job.

but it looks like new recruits are going there too. bad doobies.

share.google/YpC11KCGzEq1...
DHS opens new CPB training center in West Virginia
Top federal officials, including Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, were in West Virginia Monday for the grand opening of a new U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) training…
share.google
November 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
jd should ONLY be asked about this,

and his epstein file tweets from a few years ago.
November 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
depending on their role, NEW recruits are trained at academies in artesia, nm or glynco, ga.

the newly-opened academy in harpers ferry, wv is for ADVANCED training of personnel already on the job.

but it looks like new recruits are going there too. bad doobies.

share.google/YpC11KCGzEq1...
DHS opens new CPB training center in West Virginia
Top federal officials, including Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, were in West Virginia Monday for the grand opening of a new U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) training…
share.google
November 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
depending on their role, NEW recruits are trained at academies in artesia, nm or glynco, ga.

the newly-opened academy in harpers ferry, wv is for ADVANCED training of personnel already on the job.

but it looks like new recruits are going there too. bad doobies.

share.google/YpC11KCGzEq1...
DHS opens new CPB training center in West Virginia
Top federal officials, including Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, were in West Virginia Monday for the grand opening of a new U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) training…
share.google
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
my money has been on a "health event" or sending him into an "assy nation". 😉

do they keep him alive but incapacitated (i can already see the massive prayer vigils),

or will they go the martyr route?

if the latter, it'll def be staged to start a race/religious war.

ck was the market testing.
November 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
i'm not doubting the veracity of these,

but why was he emailing himself?

based on how the really unhinged emails read, i'm thinking there might be a 3rd option:

was by his own hand, but precipitated by chemically-induced mania & paranoia.

makes the plethora of bed sheets make more sense, imho.
November 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
THANK YOU!

glad to know i wasn't the only one with this immediate reaction.
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
ok, so it's not just me then.

melania's ability to speak english fluctuates.
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
anyone else notice that her ability to speak english fluctuates?
November 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
i think the larger issues of the day is that

kashyap patel

openly lied to congress about the epstein files.
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
he said he had a plan 2 weeks and 9 years ago.

he got away with that, then people bought his "concepts of a plan" line.

never needed to even start thinking about a plan. he kept getting away with it, so why bother?

they got nothing.

and they have no intention of creating something.
November 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
mel wasn't a product.

she was an asset.

the reason she's suddenly been chatting personally with vlad

is to finalize the details of her exit strategy.
November 13, 2025 at 8:07 AM