austinusprime
@austinusprime.bsky.social
Redneck Leftist. Good with power tools. Ok at rec league softball. Bad at parties.
@btrowland.bsky.social might just be vibes, but has the 3rd quarter been consistently our worst quarter this season?
November 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
@btrowland.bsky.social might just be vibes, but has the 3rd quarter been consistently our worst quarter this season?
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Thank you to our volunteers. This victory is yours.
November 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Thank you to our volunteers. This victory is yours.
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The thing about cruelty and inhumanity is that the limits of who is affected keep expanding and expanding until we shove it back the other way
James Van Der Beek is auctioning off ‘Dawson’s Creek’ and ‘Varsity Blues’ merchandise to pay for his cancer treatments.
James Van Der Beek Sells Dawson’s Creek Merch to Pay for Cancer Treatment
James Van Der Beek is auctioning off ‘Dawson’s Creek’ and ‘Varsity Blues’ merchandise to pay for his cancer treatments.
www.vulture.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The thing about cruelty and inhumanity is that the limits of who is affected keep expanding and expanding until we shove it back the other way
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It's the colonized against the colonizer
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
It's the colonized against the colonizer
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
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dying at the concept of posting this about yourself about zohran mamdani winning completely unironically
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
dying at the concept of posting this about yourself about zohran mamdani winning completely unironically
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My usual Waffle House order was 50 cents less than usual. Thank you New York mayor for fixing the global economy overnight
November 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
My usual Waffle House order was 50 cents less than usual. Thank you New York mayor for fixing the global economy overnight
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Woke up today to the news
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Woke up today to the news
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Dick Cheney departs the world he made: defector.com/dick-cheney-...
Dick Cheney Departs The World He Made | Defector
At its heart, American conservatism is a fantasy. It’s a vision of a world too evil to be saved or cared about, and fearsome enough to justify any and every impulse toward cruelty and violence that a…
defector.com
November 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Dick Cheney departs the world he made: defector.com/dick-cheney-...
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@surber.bsky.social really appreciate you pointing out how impressive a 45min front 9 would be. Freeze out three playing speed golf.
a golf cart is driving down a lush green field
ALT: a golf cart is driving down a lush green field
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
@surber.bsky.social really appreciate you pointing out how impressive a 45min front 9 would be. Freeze out three playing speed golf.
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Early humans were online an hour, maybe two hours, per day
October 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Early humans were online an hour, maybe two hours, per day
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If I had a shitload of money and wished to hasten the arrival of the Kingdom of God I would simply follow the clearly labeled instructions by housing immigrants, freeing prisoners, and so forth
At a fundamental level, we have to accept much of silicon valley has gone insane.
An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return’
Patrick Gelsinger, executive chairman of Gloo, has made it his mission to advance Christian principles in Silicon Valley
www.theguardian.com
October 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
If I had a shitload of money and wished to hasten the arrival of the Kingdom of God I would simply follow the clearly labeled instructions by housing immigrants, freeing prisoners, and so forth
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October 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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She did say she was like a bird
October 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
She did say she was like a bird
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I made a handy guide a few years ago
October 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I made a handy guide a few years ago
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I don't know how this flag came to exist I only know that it does and it is good
October 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I don't know how this flag came to exist I only know that it does and it is good
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According to the tow truck driver, the Hospital called for the tow. This is where TikToker Richard L.A. is being held/treated after being shot by U.S. Marshal while being targeted during an immigration arrest. This is the second ICE vehicle towed from the hospital. @eltragon.bsky.social
October 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
According to the tow truck driver, the Hospital called for the tow. This is where TikToker Richard L.A. is being held/treated after being shot by U.S. Marshal while being targeted during an immigration arrest. This is the second ICE vehicle towed from the hospital. @eltragon.bsky.social
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What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.
And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
October 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.
And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
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October 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working
October 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working
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mac jones thought about death for the first time and went out and threw for 350 yds
October 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
mac jones thought about death for the first time and went out and threw for 350 yds