Swiss Army Chainsaw
@atsureki.bsky.social
Rose in the streets, Sophia in the sheets.
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I’m never giving an app get my ID. I follow Professor Garfield’s internet safety advice.
February 9, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I’m never giving an app get my ID. I follow Professor Garfield’s internet safety advice.
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Fucking mad libs headlines are getting out of control
February 7, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Fucking mad libs headlines are getting out of control
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NBC editing out the booing of JD Vance is a disgrace. It’s an international event. Americans have the right to know what the world is saying. NBC has bowed down to Trump.
February 7, 2026 at 4:50 AM
NBC editing out the booing of JD Vance is a disgrace. It’s an international event. Americans have the right to know what the world is saying. NBC has bowed down to Trump.
Men should talk to each other more, in this essay I will
February 7, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Men should talk to each other more, in this essay I will
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The behavior of our big beautiful billionaires over the past several decades is psychologically what I can only describe as "Crying out for consequences." They can't stop themselves and deep down they need to be stopped. They need it as much as we do
February 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
The behavior of our big beautiful billionaires over the past several decades is psychologically what I can only describe as "Crying out for consequences." They can't stop themselves and deep down they need to be stopped. They need it as much as we do
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The characteristic that seems to unite attention-hungry billionaires is that they have everything and are still deeply miserable and empty, and when they coordinate it is to find ways to make this everyone else's problem.
February 4, 2026 at 5:07 PM
The characteristic that seems to unite attention-hungry billionaires is that they have everything and are still deeply miserable and empty, and when they coordinate it is to find ways to make this everyone else's problem.
I love my state and hometown. I love to see us stepping up. I love to see the rest of the world acknowledging and respecting that. And I hate why it's happening. It's all so strange. We are good people, especially when something clearly needs to be done. Why must we live in interesting times?
February 6, 2026 at 6:23 AM
I love my state and hometown. I love to see us stepping up. I love to see the rest of the world acknowledging and respecting that. And I hate why it's happening. It's all so strange. We are good people, especially when something clearly needs to be done. Why must we live in interesting times?
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very weird “I am Spartacus” thing happening right now with the worst people on earth
February 5, 2026 at 12:06 PM
very weird “I am Spartacus” thing happening right now with the worst people on earth
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Normal people keep going "man if I had a billion dollars I'd be doing this and this and that, I'd get incredible kicks doing this"
But it's impossible to become a billionaire if you are able to have those thoughts. The whole idea is as alien to a billionaire as art is to a cancer cell.
But it's impossible to become a billionaire if you are able to have those thoughts. The whole idea is as alien to a billionaire as art is to a cancer cell.
February 5, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Normal people keep going "man if I had a billion dollars I'd be doing this and this and that, I'd get incredible kicks doing this"
But it's impossible to become a billionaire if you are able to have those thoughts. The whole idea is as alien to a billionaire as art is to a cancer cell.
But it's impossible to become a billionaire if you are able to have those thoughts. The whole idea is as alien to a billionaire as art is to a cancer cell.
Whether or not ICE acts on the threat, the threat is an act. They are doing voter suppression already just by saying that they will.
February 6, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Whether or not ICE acts on the threat, the threat is an act. They are doing voter suppression already just by saying that they will.
Don't even bother asking whether they can, logistically, do this, or on what scale.
He has made a public threat for the purposes of keeping racialized people away from the polls. That's half the work done already.
He has made a public threat for the purposes of keeping racialized people away from the polls. That's half the work done already.
🚨BREAKING: Steve Bannon said Tuesday that the federal government is planning to send Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers to patrol polling stations during this year’s midterm elections. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Steve Bannon says ICE will ‘surround the polls’ as Trump doubles down on taking over elections
Trump doubled down on his comments to nationalize voting Tuesday during an Oval Office press conference. “If you think about it, a state is an agent for the federal government in elections,” Trump sai...
www.democracydocket.com
February 4, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Don't even bother asking whether they can, logistically, do this, or on what scale.
He has made a public threat for the purposes of keeping racialized people away from the polls. That's half the work done already.
He has made a public threat for the purposes of keeping racialized people away from the polls. That's half the work done already.
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I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.
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its gonna be so funny when you kill this website, you fuckin jackasses. i honestly cant wait @safety.bsky.app @jay.bsky.team @pfrazee.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:27 PM
its gonna be so funny when you kill this website, you fuckin jackasses. i honestly cant wait @safety.bsky.app @jay.bsky.team @pfrazee.com
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My favorite genre of Epstein emails are powerful people emailing WITH JEFFREY EPSTEIN about how MeToo has gone too far and the woke mob must be stopped.
February 4, 2026 at 2:22 AM
My favorite genre of Epstein emails are powerful people emailing WITH JEFFREY EPSTEIN about how MeToo has gone too far and the woke mob must be stopped.
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There is an actual argument that this curse actually worked.
February 4, 2026 at 3:34 AM
There is an actual argument that this curse actually worked.
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If my caucus was any sort of indication, national Dems really need to wake the fuck up about what voters want them to do about ICE.
February 4, 2026 at 4:15 AM
If my caucus was any sort of indication, national Dems really need to wake the fuck up about what voters want them to do about ICE.
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74% of Democrats support abolishing ICE, with 53% *strongly* supporting it, according to YouGov polling from last month.
Weak calls for "reform" are coming from *elected* Democrats like Chuck, not the average Democratic voter.
Weak calls for "reform" are coming from *elected* Democrats like Chuck, not the average Democratic voter.
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 3, 2026 at 10:36 PM
74% of Democrats support abolishing ICE, with 53% *strongly* supporting it, according to YouGov polling from last month.
Weak calls for "reform" are coming from *elected* Democrats like Chuck, not the average Democratic voter.
Weak calls for "reform" are coming from *elected* Democrats like Chuck, not the average Democratic voter.
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okay but democratic voters want to abolish ICE and prosecute everyone who works for it, so
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 4:29 AM
okay but democratic voters want to abolish ICE and prosecute everyone who works for it, so
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Can we normalize creating barricades?
February 4, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Can we normalize creating barricades?
It's not her fault she confused quarantine with a spreader party. She's at least 100 years old!
February 2, 2026 at 10:24 PM
It's not her fault she confused quarantine with a spreader party. She's at least 100 years old!
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'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
Horrifying. ICE confirms measles outbreak at Dilley family detention center. www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-dil...
ICE halts "all movement" at Texas detention facility due to measles infections
The measles cases at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center were detected Friday, Department of Homeland Security spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin said in a statement to CBS News.
www.cbsnews.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
And under thirteen stone!
February 2, 2026 at 9:21 PM
And under thirteen stone!
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They should be forced to open source it, it shouldn't be legal to just turn off software thousands of people rely on.
February 2, 2026 at 7:45 PM
They should be forced to open source it, it shouldn't be legal to just turn off software thousands of people rely on.
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Incrementalists take it on the chin again. This is why they hate Mamdani. He's giving up the game that people in power HAVE POWER and don't solely exist to beg you for $5 every day. He's ruining the Democratic Party by showing voters that they have the power to do stuff instead of crouching in fear
Incredible contrast between this and Keir Starmer running a delivery driver over
Mamdani Forces Delivery Apps to Pay Back $4.6 Million Cheated From Drivers
New York City's new mayor, Zohran Mamdani, has already scored a major win for deliveristas working for three delivery giants.
futurism.com
February 2, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Incrementalists take it on the chin again. This is why they hate Mamdani. He's giving up the game that people in power HAVE POWER and don't solely exist to beg you for $5 every day. He's ruining the Democratic Party by showing voters that they have the power to do stuff instead of crouching in fear