Jake
@atomicsonic.bsky.social
Tries to be a good person. NY Rangers, Knicks, Yankees. In a love/hate relationship with guitar, fitness, and writing.
After this game, I'm guessing I'll be told the Rangers "did all the right things" and just got goalie'd again.
December 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
After this game, I'm guessing I'll be told the Rangers "did all the right things" and just got goalie'd again.
I think I'm legally allowed to fight everyone who said David Quinn would fix the power play.
December 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I think I'm legally allowed to fight everyone who said David Quinn would fix the power play.
Getting the win would be nice, but holy shit that was clutch to tie it up
December 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Getting the win would be nice, but holy shit that was clutch to tie it up
Drury should be fired, but he's given out so many large contracts to the vets that would have the most trade value that the Rangers couldn't even rebuild if they wanted to.
November 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Drury should be fired, but he's given out so many large contracts to the vets that would have the most trade value that the Rangers couldn't even rebuild if they wanted to.
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Remember, the big argument for AI in the arts is that these “artists” have ideas, hundreds of ideas, thousands, all that was stopping them was the hoards of gatekeeping musicians, writers, illustrators… and not that they were lazy and didn’t want to put in the work.
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Remember, the big argument for AI in the arts is that these “artists” have ideas, hundreds of ideas, thousands, all that was stopping them was the hoards of gatekeeping musicians, writers, illustrators… and not that they were lazy and didn’t want to put in the work.
A successful Rangers afternoon game? In this economy?
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
A successful Rangers afternoon game? In this economy?
TNT: "Do you all want to see the game from a camera angle that looks worse than sitting in the nosebleeds and gives zero unique angle on the play?"
Everyone: "No"
TNT: "Alrighty, well here it is!"
Everyone: "No"
TNT: "Alrighty, well here it is!"
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
TNT: "Do you all want to see the game from a camera angle that looks worse than sitting in the nosebleeds and gives zero unique angle on the play?"
Everyone: "No"
TNT: "Alrighty, well here it is!"
Everyone: "No"
TNT: "Alrighty, well here it is!"
It's in the 60s today, so big tough guy Luigi gets his scarf.
November 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
It's in the 60s today, so big tough guy Luigi gets his scarf.
More like a TruthSocial account, am I right?
Cassie will have an OnlyFans account in ‘Euphoria' S3
(via Omelete)
(via Omelete)
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
More like a TruthSocial account, am I right?
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Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
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The /AnaheimDucks' duck-shaped clogs Jacob Trouba and Chris Kreider are rocking are just incredible 🦆
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The /AnaheimDucks' duck-shaped clogs Jacob Trouba and Chris Kreider are rocking are just incredible 🦆
I've never been a huge fan of Parks and Rec, but man so much of this has not aged well.
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I've never been a huge fan of Parks and Rec, but man so much of this has not aged well.
Has anyone made a "You Winsome, You Losesome" joke yet?
With Richmond’s update, we have what should be our final totals in VA
Spanberger +15.36%
Hashmi +11.56%
Jones +6.68%
Statewide turnout is 76.2% of 2024
Spanberger finished at nearly 85% of Harris’ vote total, and she also received more votes than Trump 2020 in VA
Spanberger +15.36%
Hashmi +11.56%
Jones +6.68%
Statewide turnout is 76.2% of 2024
Spanberger finished at nearly 85% of Harris’ vote total, and she also received more votes than Trump 2020 in VA
November 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Has anyone made a "You Winsome, You Losesome" joke yet?
All the guys that want to be loud about masculinity wouldn't even be able to pass on the basics.
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
All the guys that want to be loud about masculinity wouldn't even be able to pass on the basics.
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I really think that the best way to stop an intellectually anemic stylistically milquetoast bad-faith paycheck troll from winning is to stop turning every quarter-assed essay he publishes into the quote-tweet Super Bowl, but by all means, keep fighting your battle as you see fit
November 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I really think that the best way to stop an intellectually anemic stylistically milquetoast bad-faith paycheck troll from winning is to stop turning every quarter-assed essay he publishes into the quote-tweet Super Bowl, but by all means, keep fighting your battle as you see fit
Aside from the fact that I know it made me want to make reading a regular part of my life, A Man Called Ove changed me in ways I just don't think I can fully explain.
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Aside from the fact that I know it made me want to make reading a regular part of my life, A Man Called Ove changed me in ways I just don't think I can fully explain.
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It is embarassing that only a news outlet from the UK has an accurate headline while our local papers keep saying "reports" without specifying a liar made that report.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Border patrol chief reprimanded for lying claims shots were fired at immigration officers in Chicago
Gregory Bovino was called out by a judge only two days earlier for lying about being assaulted by a protester
www.theguardian.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 AM
It is embarassing that only a news outlet from the UK has an accurate headline while our local papers keep saying "reports" without specifying a liar made that report.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Spoiler alert. You ain't an alpha you a little bitch ass bitch and whatnot.
November 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Spoiler alert. You ain't an alpha you a little bitch ass bitch and whatnot.
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Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"
Jimmy Fallon, James Corden croon Sinatra, Bennett standards for gobsmacked guests in NYC
Jimmy Fallon, James Corden croon Sinatra, Bennett standards for gobsmacked guests in NYC
A source said, "The Eric Newman Jazz Band was playing, and before long, Fallon and Corden were up onstage trading Sinatra and Tony Bennett tunes!"
pagesix.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"
Portnoy is incredibly underrated when it comes to punchable faces.
November 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Portnoy is incredibly underrated when it comes to punchable faces.
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"I can still smell the onions and the mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
"I can still smell the onions and the mustard."
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
Zibanejad scoring while that scumbag Kane tried to backcheck was satisfying to watch.
October 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Zibanejad scoring while that scumbag Kane tried to backcheck was satisfying to watch.