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Cyd Charisse (1945)
September 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Cyd Charisse (1945)
“When Julius Caesar rose to power, it became obvious to the ancient Caretakers of Alexandria that an empire could sit successfully only upon a chair of three legs: subju-gation, desperation, and ignorance.”
— Olivia Blake, “The Atlas Six”
— Olivia Blake, “The Atlas Six”
September 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
“When Julius Caesar rose to power, it became obvious to the ancient Caretakers of Alexandria that an empire could sit successfully only upon a chair of three legs: subju-gation, desperation, and ignorance.”
— Olivia Blake, “The Atlas Six”
— Olivia Blake, “The Atlas Six”
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As a PhD-holder myself, I feel obligated to make it abundantly clear that people with PhDs are not necessarily smart. They're experts in a small niche of their incredibly niche field, sure, but sometimes that is all. A PhD is a test of resilience and stubbornness, not cleverness.
September 10, 2025 at 10:55 AM
As a PhD-holder myself, I feel obligated to make it abundantly clear that people with PhDs are not necessarily smart. They're experts in a small niche of their incredibly niche field, sure, but sometimes that is all. A PhD is a test of resilience and stubbornness, not cleverness.
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Dodgers and Padres are on pace for winless Septembers
September 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Dodgers and Padres are on pace for winless Septembers
#GenX friends, our generational musical journey is complete. Today I was in an establishment who plays the local oldies station on the PA. I heard lots of ‘80s, thinking “That’s about right, but oldies is ‘thirty years ago’”.
Then, my friends, they played Nirvana.
Then, my friends, they played Nirvana.
August 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
#GenX friends, our generational musical journey is complete. Today I was in an establishment who plays the local oldies station on the PA. I heard lots of ‘80s, thinking “That’s about right, but oldies is ‘thirty years ago’”.
Then, my friends, they played Nirvana.
Then, my friends, they played Nirvana.
Not me 👇
💯 Correct
💯 Correct
i swear to god 9/10 of the conservatives complaining about crime are just talking about a poor person existing in the same space as they are
August 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Not me 👇
💯 Correct
💯 Correct
Fucks sake people. The US government is now functionally autocratic. If you want policy to swing your way, you gotta please the autocrat. Not liking it doesn’t change the reality.
August 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Fucks sake people. The US government is now functionally autocratic. If you want policy to swing your way, you gotta please the autocrat. Not liking it doesn’t change the reality.
Fucks sake, people. The hard drive icon? Really? This is worth the time?
August 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Fucks sake, people. The hard drive icon? Really? This is worth the time?
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Numbers on sports jerseys should only be block style letters. None of this fancypants stylized serif bullshit.
*stares at Minnesota Twins*
*stares at Minnesota Twins*
July 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Numbers on sports jerseys should only be block style letters. None of this fancypants stylized serif bullshit.
*stares at Minnesota Twins*
*stares at Minnesota Twins*
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I appreciate it's cliche and pointless to note this, but I don't think that six months into her term a hypothetical President Kamala Harris would be suing MSNBC, Bill Gates and The Guardian for reporting on her close personal friendship with a paedophile.
July 19, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I appreciate it's cliche and pointless to note this, but I don't think that six months into her term a hypothetical President Kamala Harris would be suing MSNBC, Bill Gates and The Guardian for reporting on her close personal friendship with a paedophile.
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I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror
July 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror
It will make you believe a movie can be good.
July 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
It will make you believe a movie can be good.
I want to see the NSA/CIA/black ops comedy where they’re going after journalist Clark Kent and can’t figure out why they keep failing.
#superman
#superman
July 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I want to see the NSA/CIA/black ops comedy where they’re going after journalist Clark Kent and can’t figure out why they keep failing.
#superman
#superman
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Yes, she’s real, and she’s MAGNIFICENT 🧵
July 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Yes, she’s real, and she’s MAGNIFICENT 🧵
I could do this all day.
June 29, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I could do this all day.
Not even challenging
June 29, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Not even challenging
TFW I agree with all the ummmm problematic issues surrounding the U.S.’ bombing of the Iran sites, and also feel that those caterwauling about them are kinda missing the point.
June 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
TFW I agree with all the ummmm problematic issues surrounding the U.S.’ bombing of the Iran sites, and also feel that those caterwauling about them are kinda missing the point.
Siri show me missing the point.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
June 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Siri show me missing the point.
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Timeline Cleanse
June 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Timeline Cleanse
RICE LORRY
The two best days in Twitter history were the day the llamas got loose and the day somebody posted that back and blue dress.
i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.
June 2, 2025 at 5:16 AM
RICE LORRY
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Being comfortable going for a pint on your own is a male right of passage.
May 31, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Being comfortable going for a pint on your own is a male right of passage.
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Care homes are all eye wateringly expensive. Care home staff are all low paid, minimum wage workers. Something doesn't add up.
May 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Care homes are all eye wateringly expensive. Care home staff are all low paid, minimum wage workers. Something doesn't add up.