Andy Clausen
@atclausen.bsky.social
Morning TV producer at KTVU in Oakland. Generally confused about the day of the week.
PSA: Safeway has a digital coupon right now for a whole frozen turkey at 39 cents a pound, I just got an 11.5 pound bird for $4.50!
November 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
PSA: Safeway has a digital coupon right now for a whole frozen turkey at 39 cents a pound, I just got an 11.5 pound bird for $4.50!
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.
“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
July 1, 2024 at 4:44 PM
“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.
“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
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hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
June 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
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fun fact three fighter jets is roughly equivalent to the NEA’s 2024 budget
May 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
fun fact three fighter jets is roughly equivalent to the NEA’s 2024 budget
what the hell kind of start time is this
Angels you so crazy
Angels you so crazy
April 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
what the hell kind of start time is this
Angels you so crazy
Angels you so crazy
relatable
The social media admin has lost track of the days. Sorry about that.
April 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
relatable
my hot take/grumpy opinion is that I think most April Fool’s jokes are not funny
April 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
my hot take/grumpy opinion is that I think most April Fool’s jokes are not funny
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Why. Why? Why? Why! WHY! Why. Why? Why!!!
Samsung’s latest stick vac can alert you to calls and text messages
Samsung’s latest stick vac can alert you to calls and text messages
Can I call you back after the rinse cycle?
buff.ly
March 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Why. Why? Why? Why! WHY! Why. Why? Why!!!
I have decided to be more liberal with my use of the block button on all social media websites
March 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I have decided to be more liberal with my use of the block button on all social media websites
the downside of getting over a cold is I have to reset my brain to prepare to go back to work/reality
March 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
the downside of getting over a cold is I have to reset my brain to prepare to go back to work/reality
I miss earthquake twitter
earthquake bluesky just doesn’t feel the same
earthquake bluesky just doesn’t feel the same
February 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I miss earthquake twitter
earthquake bluesky just doesn’t feel the same
earthquake bluesky just doesn’t feel the same
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“Even if charges are never filed, people have to look over their shoulder to wonder, is the government going to come after me because I report something that the government doesn’t like me to say?”
“The Federal Communications Commission is investigating San Francisco-based KCBS for its coverage of immigration enforcement actions in San José last month, sparking concerns from press freedom advocates and drawing right-wing backlash to the radio station.”
FCC Investigates SF Radio Station for ICE Reporting, Sparking Press Freedom Fears | KQED
Federal Communications Commission Chairman Brendan Carr said the agency is investigating San Francisco-based KCBS for its coverage of immigration enforcement actions in San José.
www.kqed.org
February 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
“Even if charges are never filed, people have to look over their shoulder to wonder, is the government going to come after me because I report something that the government doesn’t like me to say?”
I hate the Chiefs so much
January 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I hate the Chiefs so much
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Your Super Bowl commercial does not need a teaser trailer.
January 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Your Super Bowl commercial does not need a teaser trailer.
I’m logged into the Fox Sports app with my work credentials and I keep getting DC commercials, which I find amusing
streaming weirdness is fun
streaming weirdness is fun
January 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I’m logged into the Fox Sports app with my work credentials and I keep getting DC commercials, which I find amusing
streaming weirdness is fun
streaming weirdness is fun
1) I dislike this, Cal Poly should never win a single game ever
2) this post gave me a lot of ideas for new ways to make fun of Cal Poly
2) this post gave me a lot of ideas for new ways to make fun of Cal Poly
CAL POLY WON A BIG WEST GAME
ALL OF THEIR PRIMARY AND SECONDARY PARTNERS ARE THRILLED
ALL OF THEIR PRIMARY AND SECONDARY PARTNERS ARE THRILLED
January 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
1) I dislike this, Cal Poly should never win a single game ever
2) this post gave me a lot of ideas for new ways to make fun of Cal Poly
2) this post gave me a lot of ideas for new ways to make fun of Cal Poly
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My favorite is when Californians talk about how we need to carefully consider the impact of building new apartments on the school system, as if cities aren’t closing elementary schools left and right because there aren’t enough kids to keep them open.
The reason why it’s so frustrating when people say “we can’t build more housing until we create all the additional infrastructure for it” is that this sort of development never proceeds in a straightforward, linear fashion. This isn’t Sim City.
If you try to build transit and active transportation infrastructure: Nobody is going to use this stuff, because everyone here drives!
If you try to build the dense housing that will support a transit/active transpo network: We don’t have the transportation infrastructure to support density!
If you try to build the dense housing that will support a transit/active transpo network: We don’t have the transportation infrastructure to support density!
January 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
My favorite is when Californians talk about how we need to carefully consider the impact of building new apartments on the school system, as if cities aren’t closing elementary schools left and right because there aren’t enough kids to keep them open.
sometimes I talk to people who don’t follow The News and I think they may be happier
which just makes me more depressed
which just makes me more depressed
January 19, 2025 at 6:54 AM
sometimes I talk to people who don’t follow The News and I think they may be happier
which just makes me more depressed
which just makes me more depressed
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they should shut down every social media site and force us all to get a life tbh
January 19, 2025 at 4:06 AM
they should shut down every social media site and force us all to get a life tbh
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sure but this is 100% an own goal by biden and the dems
January 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
sure but this is 100% an own goal by biden and the dems
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the way I will automatically block anyone using this email domain
Elon Musk says they're working on a Gmail rival called Xmail 📩
December 18, 2024 at 5:21 AM
the way I will automatically block anyone using this email domain
somehow days where I’m already way behind on sleep are days when things go wrong
this post brought to you by a flat tire (that costco thankfully fixed for free)
this post brought to you by a flat tire (that costco thankfully fixed for free)
December 17, 2024 at 7:17 PM
somehow days where I’m already way behind on sleep are days when things go wrong
this post brought to you by a flat tire (that costco thankfully fixed for free)
this post brought to you by a flat tire (that costco thankfully fixed for free)
Jauan Jennings is one of the few high points this 49ers season
December 8, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Jauan Jennings is one of the few high points this 49ers season