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FLIM SPRINGFIELD
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Shit. Accidentally went to the Chicken a la King March. Food was good though.
October 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Almost game time
October 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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September 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.
September 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Was trying to find this to confirm it’s real. Turns out it’s from Threads and dril is killing it over there
August 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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The Phillies have acquired right-handed pitcher Jhoan Duran from the Minnesota Twins in exchange for right-handed pitcher Mick Abel and minor league catcher Eduardo Tait.
July 31, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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shockingly good first step here, now to get in front of every tv camera in America to point out that republicans are running cover for a pedophile ring
Politico & Punchbowl report House Republican leadership is shutting down the Rules Committee - which is essential for moving party-line bills on the floor - for the week rather than vote on Democratic amendments on the Epstein files.

Dems have effectively halted Republican legislation in the House:
July 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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If you need the background here, it’s some pretty crazy shit. www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/a...
Jeez, I wonder why Trump won't release the Epstein files
SFGATE columnist Drew Magary unpacks the scandal and perceived cover-up.
www.sfgate.com
July 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Repost if you believe President Trump’s chronic veins ARE sufficient! 🇺🇸 💪
July 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Still can’t believe #skittles jerked our asses around for years by switching out lime for green apple.
July 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Thanks for the money saving advice, day camp, but a little late!
July 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Zohran: Imagine living in a city where you can afford your rent, your groceries and even a meal at a restaurant now and then without much stress

Eric Adams: Imagine a platypus so powerful that it could destroy the city. We need more cops
June 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Edmundo!!!!!
a man is wearing a white jacket and a striped shirt .
ALT: a man is wearing a white jacket and a striped shirt .
media.tenor.com
June 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
When your 6 year old asks to watch pee-wee and quotes random lines, it’s one of those “you did it” dad moments.
June 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Motherflippin PLAYOFF HOCKEY BABY
June 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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I'm sure lots of young people still have the time of their lives at them but literally anywhere can be the time of your life when you are 23 and partying.
June 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
If the reports are true the Flyers better go get Rossi right fucking now.
May 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Me playing soccer in the yard after exactly 2.5 hard seltzers
May 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Dork equivalent to being at a concert and they shout out your city
May 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I hate that I feel like I have to exchange pleasantries with passersby. I wish it was the old west where you see a stranger in your travels and you’re like “motherfucker it’s ON and one of you dies.
May 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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May 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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TIL: When the Original Star Wars Trilogy finally aired on Chilean TV in 2003, the network spliced custom beer commercials into the films themselves to avoid cutting to commercial breaks.

these additional scenes turn Obi-Wan & Luke into raging space alcoholics who are constantly shotgunning booze.
May 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Paying our respects #JoeDonBaker #MST3k
May 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM