Nick R
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Nick R
@armytrixter.bsky.social
Retired Army guy who is fumbling his way through InfoSec. 15 years in and still looking for the adult in the room, only to realize it’s supposed to be me.
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Gotta hear both sides
November 8, 2023 at 1:41 AM
Maybe if we bring Flash back I can keep my Confluence instance up for more than a week 🤣😂🤣
October 31, 2023 at 11:55 AM
Got some family photos done and had to get @marthawells.bsky.social Murderbot in there somehow 😂🤣😂🤣
October 23, 2023 at 1:41 AM
Had a business trip earlier this week and my kids asked me how my “drip” was. After a few confused minutes they finally translated for me, so I sent them this picture.
October 20, 2023 at 12:42 AM
After returning from work travel and having to be around *motions wildly* people…. I feel this.
reskeet with a meme of you feeling your feelings
October 18, 2023 at 2:19 AM
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Whoever put these three name fields in this order is now my archenemy. I will not rest until I make them suffer.
October 16, 2023 at 8:24 PM
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What is common knowledge in your field, but shocks outsiders?

I'll start: Amazon makes more money out of their Cloud services than out of their e-commerce platform.
October 14, 2023 at 10:01 AM
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for my next trick i will not be getting out of bed today
October 15, 2023 at 12:38 PM
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20 years ago.
October 13, 2023 at 7:02 PM
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“I think you’ve had enough, sir.”
October 13, 2023 at 1:27 PM
Someone decided he wanted to steal a chair for himself.
October 14, 2023 at 12:15 AM
Tis the season!!!!!
October 14, 2023 at 12:05 AM
My favorite game is when senior leadership wants me to generate alerts at the perimeter on every asshat with a scanner that shoots wildly out to the Internet to see if sites respond to /setup/*.action/
October 11, 2023 at 4:36 PM
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Every day we stray farther from God.
October 11, 2023 at 6:09 AM
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October 7, 2023 at 8:54 PM
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Constantly thinking about that post “I want a game like Disco Elysium but it’s about a little witch girl in Bavaria trying to find her neighbor’s lost cat.” What about that premise is “like” Disco Elysium. I want a game like Need For Speed but it’s about a family of pine martens in Connecticut
October 7, 2023 at 8:52 PM
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THREAD:

Intentionally targeting civilians is a war crime. It’s a war crime when Russians do it, it’s a war crime when Palestinians do it. And yes, it’s a war crime when Americans do it. It’s always unethical, across time, space, and culture. It doesn’t matter if you’re on the weaker…
October 7, 2023 at 7:49 PM
I was today years old 🤣😂🤣😂
That’s kind of you but in my head I used to pronounce the written “Seamus” as “sea muss” even though I have a brother named Sean. (Also, so did he.)

we were embarrassingly wrong.
October 8, 2023 at 12:38 AM
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Nobody ever pronounced a name they encountered in a book wrong. They just might have pronounced it differently to other people.
October 7, 2023 at 11:56 PM
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A short guide for all of the new Twitter refugees. A tweet is called a 'skible', and there are four skibles to a florp, which is sort of like a thread.

Moderation is performed by a magic circle led by Neil Gaiman. Incantations are in Celtic, but Latin is also acceptable.

Donuts are forbidden.
October 7, 2023 at 6:19 PM
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if i ever post something that can be interpreted in more than one way, then i definitely wrote it with the intention of grievously wounding you, a stranger i have never spoken to before and whose existence i was previously not aware of
October 2, 2023 at 2:54 PM
Shadow apparently got tired of me working and went to get his frog to keep him company while he waits.
October 6, 2023 at 7:18 PM
Whelp, guess I need to post a picture of my dog here since that’s most of what I used the hell site for anyways (and specifically dragging my “not a dog person” wife who sure does cuddle with our dog a lot).
October 5, 2023 at 3:10 AM
Finally reaching the critical mass on here where I can find all the interesting InfoSec people I’ve been missing since I more less quit the hell site last year.
October 5, 2023 at 2:35 AM