Moose
@litmoose.bsky.social
DFIR by day, DFIR by night.
Former vet tech.
Violinist, Salty, Tired, Meme Enthusiast.
Former vet tech.
Violinist, Salty, Tired, Meme Enthusiast.
Live Laugh Limp Bizkit
December 31, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Live Laugh Limp Bizkit
Support the real deal -- purchase from a depressed but slightly aroused person.
There's plenty of treasures on Etsy ✨️
There's plenty of treasures on Etsy ✨️
December 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Support the real deal -- purchase from a depressed but slightly aroused person.
There's plenty of treasures on Etsy ✨️
There's plenty of treasures on Etsy ✨️
¡Bienvinedos!
The time of New Year's resolutions is almost upon us.
In a world of lazy AI platitudes, practice writing unhinged messages to friends so they know it's 100% you. Don't fall victim to an eggshell white and grey existence.
Start in Spanish. End in Klingon. Keep it spicy.
Qapla!
The time of New Year's resolutions is almost upon us.
In a world of lazy AI platitudes, practice writing unhinged messages to friends so they know it's 100% you. Don't fall victim to an eggshell white and grey existence.
Start in Spanish. End in Klingon. Keep it spicy.
Qapla!
December 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
¡Bienvinedos!
The time of New Year's resolutions is almost upon us.
In a world of lazy AI platitudes, practice writing unhinged messages to friends so they know it's 100% you. Don't fall victim to an eggshell white and grey existence.
Start in Spanish. End in Klingon. Keep it spicy.
Qapla!
The time of New Year's resolutions is almost upon us.
In a world of lazy AI platitudes, practice writing unhinged messages to friends so they know it's 100% you. Don't fall victim to an eggshell white and grey existence.
Start in Spanish. End in Klingon. Keep it spicy.
Qapla!
Glory to you and your house, all who celebrate
December 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Glory to you and your house, all who celebrate
[Omerta playing in background]
December 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
[Omerta playing in background]
I love this for them.
December 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I love this for them.
Morning blessings from Blossom the Possum
December 20, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Morning blessings from Blossom the Possum
Our takeout is undercooked and violent.
December 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Our takeout is undercooked and violent.
Heated winter village gained another house today.
Please consider putting out creature shelters if you live in cold climates.
Please consider putting out creature shelters if you live in cold climates.
December 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Heated winter village gained another house today.
Please consider putting out creature shelters if you live in cold climates.
Please consider putting out creature shelters if you live in cold climates.
God bless the children.
We're going to be alright.
We're going to be alright.
November 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
God bless the children.
We're going to be alright.
We're going to be alright.
Another end to harvest season, and I have to say goodbye to pumpkins.
One last image to put Autumn to bed...
One last image to put Autumn to bed...
November 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Another end to harvest season, and I have to say goodbye to pumpkins.
One last image to put Autumn to bed...
One last image to put Autumn to bed...
My three brain cells trying their best to figure out if I'm missing any ingredients for Thanksgiving.
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
My three brain cells trying their best to figure out if I'm missing any ingredients for Thanksgiving.
Good evening, Mr. Chonk
November 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Good evening, Mr. Chonk
See you all at BSides Pyongyang in less than an hour!!!
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BSides Pyongyang
온라인으로 열리는 보안 컨퍼런스, 함께 즐기면서 최신 보안 트렌드에 대해 배워보자! | #BSidesPyongyang2025 :A free community cyber conference on Nov 18 2025
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November 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
See you all at BSides Pyongyang in less than an hour!!!
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It puts the lotion on its skin...
And struggles to open the door again.
And struggles to open the door again.
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
It puts the lotion on its skin...
And struggles to open the door again.
And struggles to open the door again.
I hated AI before it was cool.
November 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I hated AI before it was cool.
If I could take one thing from previous career field and insert it into the tech industry, it would be hygiene.
I hate going to tech functions cause they're as plague-riddled as a herd of unwashed kindergarteners.
Wash your damn hands!
I hate going to tech functions cause they're as plague-riddled as a herd of unwashed kindergarteners.
Wash your damn hands!
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
If I could take one thing from previous career field and insert it into the tech industry, it would be hygiene.
I hate going to tech functions cause they're as plague-riddled as a herd of unwashed kindergarteners.
Wash your damn hands!
I hate going to tech functions cause they're as plague-riddled as a herd of unwashed kindergarteners.
Wash your damn hands!
I enjoy letting my pumpkins sit out for a little while after Halloween. Something about an aging jack-o-lantern with some moldy spots feels like peak autumn serotonin.
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I enjoy letting my pumpkins sit out for a little while after Halloween. Something about an aging jack-o-lantern with some moldy spots feels like peak autumn serotonin.
All my scars from when I was a tech are from these tiny things. Accurate af.
November 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
All my scars from when I was a tech are from these tiny things. Accurate af.
Cats don't give a shit about your daylight savings.
November 3, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Cats don't give a shit about your daylight savings.
The nightly monch with Blossom the Possum
October 30, 2025 at 9:50 AM
The nightly monch with Blossom the Possum