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Moose
@litmoose.bsky.social
DFIR by day, DFIR by night.
Former vet tech.
Violinist, Salty, Tired, Meme Enthusiast.
I enjoy letting my pumpkins sit out for a little while after Halloween. Something about an aging jack-o-lantern with some moldy spots feels like peak autumn serotonin.
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
All my scars from when I was a tech are from these tiny things. Accurate af.
November 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The nightly monch with Blossom the Possum
October 30, 2025 at 9:50 AM
October 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Bring me all your garbage.
October 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
September 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
RIP to the dev who dropped their prod DB and then made this gem.
September 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Show me. Show me your bird photos.
September 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
My log has a message for you.
September 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
🤌🤌🤌
August 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
If you've been good this year, maybe you'll get a little Linux... as a treat.
August 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
August 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Snipping Tool + MS Paint were my top tools -- I produced hundreds of memes during my years as a consultant.
2025:
No MS Paint, no Clippy, no audio jacks on phones... we are in dark times.
August 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Have also been hearing photos uploaded to the app have all the exif metadata retained.

For over a decade, I've been heavily at work to help victims of domestic violence, specifically with mobile forensics and safety. This leak could have nightmarish physical backlash.
July 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
July 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
And just like that, the romance of space travel is dead.
Long live deep sea exploration!
July 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Mentally, I am here...
July 27, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Happy caturday from the Fig playing in her personal water park.
July 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
🙏
July 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Followers in or around NYC, if ever there was a time to consider adoption, that time is now.
Many pets do better in pairs or with a friend, so you can get your pet a pet or bring home a bonded pair.

If you've ever adopted, like this post. If you've adopted more than once, RT. ❤️
July 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Turn my back on the clean laundry for 2 minutes...
July 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Chonkodile
July 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
[tapping intensifies]
July 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
July 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
This one hurts
July 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM