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Pashha Theosifon
@argonianmage.bsky.social
"Fix your hearts or die!"

"Life is better when we leap together."

Dovahkiin, any pronouns, Trans Rights 🏳️‍⚧️

Punk/Metalhead video games, comics, Warhammer, politics

🔞 SFW but still 18+, furry, 36, Bisexual.

https://ko-fi.com/pashhatheosifon
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January 20, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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When I was in school we’d have posters of Shaq and Vince Carter drinking milk and now it’s like hey want to see this weird looking person who gets paid to make your uncle racist
"Drink whole milk, you'll come in 5th place" is an incredible ad campaign.
January 20, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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Oh god, a television series produces unique characters for balance and people become whining children because the Klingon teenager isn't obsessed with killing himself for honor.
Starfleet Academy Just Ruined Star Trek’s Most Iconic Aliens
Even though they featured in only a handful of Star Trek: The Original Series episodes, the Klingons quickly became the … Continue reading "Starfleet Academy Just Ruined Star Trek’s Most Iconic Aliens...
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January 20, 2026 at 10:22 AM
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America's Stock ⬇️
Because we are the ASSH*LE OF THE WORLD!
🔥🌏💥☄️
www.cnbc.com/2026/01/20/s...
'This is sell America' — U.S. dollar, Treasury prices tumble and gold spikes as globe flees U.S. assets
The 'sell America' trade is in full swing Tuesday morning.
www.cnbc.com
January 20, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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more accurately adapted Jurassic Park as a single season
Name a book that should be made into a movie or TV series
January 20, 2026 at 3:26 PM
I may not have a big collection of games, especially since I had to sell a bunch of my collection, but there's some things I really love like this.
January 20, 2026 at 6:43 AM
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People who contact you on Telegram or Whatsapp and only say "hi." and then don't say anything...

Please stop.

AT THE VERY LEAST INTRODUCE YOURSELF! Say "I follow you on Bluesky and I liked the last thing you posted and I agree with you.

Start a conversation.

NOBODY wants to respond to just "hi".
a man in a suit and tie has the words stop it above him
ALT: a man in a suit and tie has the words stop it above him
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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January 20, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.
January 19, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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Suicide by bigot
The media is desperately trying to sell the story Ghey died by suicide
It's an article written about a girl who tragically committed suicide except for the small, insignificant detail that she was actually murdered in a transphobic hate crime.
January 20, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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The roulette wheel is always spinning at the world's largest casino
but will it last? unironically one of the biggest problems we’re dealing with right now is the “lol nothing matters” view the stock market has taken the entire second term

stocks are one of the few numbers Trump pays attention to and one of the few things that sometimes get him to back down
Dow set to fall more than 300 points on Trump’s new tariff threat over Greenland: Live updates
January 20, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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but will it last? unironically one of the biggest problems we’re dealing with right now is the “lol nothing matters” view the stock market has taken the entire second term

stocks are one of the few numbers Trump pays attention to and one of the few things that sometimes get him to back down
January 19, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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ST. PAUL MAYOR: “We’ve received reports of ICE officers going door to door asking where the Asian people live… I myself have received advice to carry my passport with me because they may target me based on what I look like.”
January 19, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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quick someone award Jeffrey Epstein a Greatest Pedophile Ever medal and Trump will get so jealous he'll release the Epstein Files just to prove he deserves it more
January 20, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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LIVE: Hytale, Acrolyte twitch.tv/vinesauce
Vinesauce - Twitch
Hytale, Acrolyte
twitch.tv
January 20, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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scully you're not gonna believe this
January 19, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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They will do anything to not be caught up in the Epstein files. No matter what lives are lost or who we have to bomb in the process. It’s simple if we find out the truth on the Epstein files the GOP and all of them are going down including the supreme court.
DO NOT BE QUIET NOW
January 20, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
January 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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Feed cleanse
January 20, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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sorry not sorry but ring cameras/similar have always been the most suburban-ass true crime brainwormed thing, they were always gonna be tools of the state

i fucking hate these cult of paranoia dipshit objects
January 19, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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Let celebrities get in sex scandals the old fashioned way: by engaging in scandalous sex!

I’m not seeing the value added by AI here
January 20, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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If anyone works at major HR firms and platforms (Salesforce, Workday, etc.) and has info about what drove adding these questions to job applications in the last few months my DMs are open and my Signal is SydneyBauer.30

You will have anonymity.
Why tf do you need to know what marker was on my birth certificate for employment?
January 20, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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they're doing the holocaust again
This is the sixth death in ICE custody in 18 days. This isn’t enforcement, it’s a system that cages people, outsources care, and shrugs when they die. Abolish ICE.
January 19, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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WELL NOW, would you look at that?

A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children.
January 18, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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How is "Who is part of Trump’s ‘Board of Peace’ for Gaza?" appropriate alt text for this photo? 🤡

Alt text should describe images for folx who rely on screen readers, which should be a priority for a news publication, as disabled folx deserve equitable access to information!🔥
bit.ly/CrossDisabil...
January 18, 2026 at 10:09 PM