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Professor Xtra
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Developer dude at depresseddeveloper.org
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New animations working alright in the editor. It only took me 2 hours each, so I should be done by 2032.
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Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"
December 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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whenever u go on a violence spree in an rpg and then reload a save to undo it i like to imagine thats just a daydream your character had
December 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Yo check out these Ren and Stimpy foil cards I found in storage
December 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
A warning to new followers from the latest twitter/x migration:
Toot doot 🎺 💀
December 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
You better leave her at Day Care and forget about it
December 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Emergent holiday behaviors
December 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The Santa baby song didn’t need to be so horny
December 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Hail to the King
December 25, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
You know the quote by Lenin, “there are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen”? So, snopes says it’s incorrectly attributed, but I found evidence they’re looking in the wrong place; brief thread (I swear I joke about that but it’s not a joke this time) 🧵
December 24, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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Pre Snowden revelation, if you said the government was watching our every move you would be laughed at, literally people irl would say you were insane. Now it’s so normalized it’s like a featured plot on kids shows.
December 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Tech Jesus is showing gamers what is to be done
If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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December 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The year was 2024, the Biden regime had expanded its Woke Mandate of Heaven to include 10 “I’m sorry for being white”s for each rap song on your Spotify playlist…

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December 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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The Gamers Nexus video on Palantir was good and of course depressing. I had no idea nVidia was partnering with them. It’s a recent development, but it pains me to know gaming machines are basically blood silicon.
December 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Naming a street after a racing game is asking for trouble
The municipality of Zaragoza in Spain contains a "video game neighborhood" that began development in 2010 with a street called "Avenida de Súper Mario Bros" and has since expanded to 10 streets named after various video game franchises.
December 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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When they say “empathy is killing western civilization” I take it to mean empathy is incompatible with western colonialism.
December 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Upset that my Epstein files prediction didn’t come true. In hindsight it’s obviously Clinton, but I’m still hoping Ted Cruz is thrown under some *metaphorical* bus
They’re taking their time with the Epstein files to make sure it’s heavily redacted to protect the pedos in power and cannot be contradicted by current evidence. Exactly 1 person will be thrown under the bus and no, it won’t be Trump.

I’m hoping it’s Ted Cruz
December 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Bob is not lying because getting savaged over bad art is fine.
I mean, things are tough all over. If rude criticism stops you from making art, you should probably not be making art.
December 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Late to this bc I was in the desert but:

ND has a long history of this. It does not have to continue to be this way.

Talk to your coworkers (off company time, on Signal or a similar encrypted app) and contact @codecwa.bsky.social or @videogameworkers.bsky.social

You - we all - deserve better.
NEW: For the last seven weeks, Naughty Dog has enacted mandatory overtime for staff to finish an internal demo of their next game, Intergalactic. The game won't be out until 2027, leaving some staff wondering: If they're crunching now, what will next year be like? www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Naughty Dog Studio Orders Employee Overtime for ‘Intergalactic’
The Sony-owned gamemakers have been racing to hit a December deadline
www.bloomberg.com
December 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Absolutely fucking EVIL. Everyone involved in creating this needs to be shunned from society.
December 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM