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Ryan “tha chicago dawg”
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never scored
did some insane work on the bazaar today
January 20, 2026 at 1:32 AM
January 19, 2026 at 4:34 PM
i love the bears, they cannot hurt me
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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A quick note to all the media covering Minneapolis right now, the Reich called my grandfather and great uncle "protesters" when all they were doing was stopping SS from disappearing their neighbors. So maybe don't be like the Nazi Press unless you are the Nazi Press.
Killed my grandfather and my great uncle for speaking out against the Reich. Took over my grandmother's house with my mom living there as a child. And they were not Jewish. Nazis are not an abstract concept.
There's a lot of abstract talk about nazis right now and I just want to bring it back to concrete reality for a second:

Those motherfuckers tried to murder MY GRANDPARENTS.
January 18, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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Literally every other municipality in America should follow the lead here. It's doable, not terribly difficult, and probably costs less than so many other things.
More public restrooms across our city?
Relief for all New Yorkers.
January 18, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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My man Ronald Reagan was president then
Imagine telling someone from the 1980s that America will end up being run by a cabal of dimwitted Nazis led by a fat stupid paedophile
January 17, 2026 at 10:33 PM
my older brother is working on the basement in his house and while he and our dad were tearing out the old insulation from the previous owners they found like 3 porno dvds hidden in the wall lmao
January 17, 2026 at 10:04 PM
bangers
January 16, 2026 at 6:21 PM
one thing i learned about business when i was an events manager is that you can tell people you don't want in your place of business to beat it and you will always be fine and you'll actually be better for it
Look at this absolute queen
January 16, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Using my Guzzlord's Tyrannical Hole to win the pokemon battle
January 16, 2026 at 5:17 AM
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They have fucking assault rifles and we have whistles and they’re scared shitless, because they know we’d rather be righteous and dead than ever be them.
January 15, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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Federal law officers are panicking and leaving entire cars full of shit people could use to fully impersonate a federal law officer. They haven’t even been shot at they are fighting the most asymmetrical war ever an are just violating basic national security protocol every time they get startled
January 15, 2026 at 5:07 AM
this is the big boy touchdown of wrestling. i love it
Oh, that Toa Liona... full of surprises! #AEWDynamite
January 15, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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Unfortunately, this is the part where I remind people that Black 10th graders get beat up by cops every day.

This is the part where I remind people about modern civil asset forfeiture, where US police steal more value from people (mostly Black) than every form of theft other than wage theft.
It is in no way “law enforcement” to beat up an American 10th grader and steal and sell his possessions.
This is 10th-grader Arnoldo Bazan.

A citizen.

Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold.

"We're from the United States bro!' he screamed.

Agents took and sold his phone

And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.
January 14, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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Samantha Stamps is missing. She has experienced homelessness since her old building — raided by feds in September — was ordered vacated by a judge due to unsafe conditions.

Stamps was last seen near the Central Park Pink Line and frequents areas in N. Lawndale. blockclubchicago.org/2026/01/14/f...
Former Resident Of South Shore Building Raided By Feds Is Now Missing, Police Say
Samantha Stamps, 56, was last seen near the Central Park Pink Line stop. She's been experiencing homelessness since the building was vacated, and is known to frequent areas in North Lawndale, police s...
blockclubchicago.org
January 14, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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jack daniels can be classified as either bourbon or whiskey, since bourbon and whiskey are simply different names for identical products
January 14, 2026 at 1:00 AM
should change his username to scottadamssaid
January 13, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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As he lay dying, Scott Adams professed that he had stolen the idea for Dilbert all along, and that the entire work and revenue and copyright rightfully belonged to original creator @mattielubchansky.com
January 13, 2026 at 4:19 PM
packers humiliated, rodgers eating it and a big boy td? lovely week for football all around
Aaron Rodgers is strip-sacked and Sheldon Rankins takes the fumble recovery for a defensive THICC SIX
January 13, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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they say a picture is worth a thousand words. in this case the words are "get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get f ... (1/3)
i believe the photographer who is taking the photo is Christopher Katsarov of the Canadian Press, and here is his photo
January 11, 2026 at 11:10 PM
*After watching Jordan Love completely crumple under pressure in the last 5 minutes of a playoff game after an all time collapse*
Bears fans legitimately have no clue what a franchise QB looks like. Their guy had the worst completion percentage in the league this year lol
Yeah sex is great but have you tried beating the Packers in a playoff game?

And yeah, beating the Packers in a playoff game is great, but have you tried actually having a true franchise quarterback for the first time in your team’s history?
January 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 5:12 AM
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All the times they showed Bear fans grading cheese
January 11, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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Caleb wildin with that cheese grater lmao
January 11, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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GREEN BAY PACKERS: NOW UNDER NEW OWNERSHIP
January 11, 2026 at 4:46 AM