André Roy 🇨🇦
@arar55.bsky.social
Retired in the middle-ish of traditional Anishinaabe territory.
Robinson-Huron Treaty settler.
I've worked in mining, broadcasting, education. and IT.
I've seen those sausages made. Don't ask.
Robinson-Huron Treaty settler.
I've worked in mining, broadcasting, education. and IT.
I've seen those sausages made. Don't ask.
Dear Excited States ...
Brittlestar speaking for millions of us around the world.
America, It's Not You, It's...
November 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Dear Excited States ...
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Time Magazine quoting a @thebeaverton.com article about the US shooting a "patriot missile" at Parliament Hill like it's something Pete Hoekstra actually said might be my favourite moment of the week. Congrats, @ianmmacintyre.bsky.social, you very serious reporter! www.cbc.ca/news/world/b...
'Made-up quote' in Canadian satire site The Beaverton fools Time Magazine | CBC News
In a recent article about the United States' strained relationships with other countries, Time Magazine included a made-up quote from Canadian satire site The Beaverton — seemingly as fact.
www.cbc.ca
November 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Time Magazine quoting a @thebeaverton.com article about the US shooting a "patriot missile" at Parliament Hill like it's something Pete Hoekstra actually said might be my favourite moment of the week. Congrats, @ianmmacintyre.bsky.social, you very serious reporter! www.cbc.ca/news/world/b...
We got the beets,
We got the beets,
We got the beets, YEAH!
We got the beets!
(they're cooling now)
We got the beets,
We got the beets, YEAH!
We got the beets!
(they're cooling now)
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
We got the beets,
We got the beets,
We got the beets, YEAH!
We got the beets!
(they're cooling now)
We got the beets,
We got the beets, YEAH!
We got the beets!
(they're cooling now)
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That's right, folks, the Ontario government's Black Friday sale is back! And for this Black Friday, for a small donation to my reelection campaign, you'll receive a $10M Skills Development Fund grant! But hurry, because the OPP are having a look-see now, so this is a time-limited offer!
November 28, 2025 at 11:05 AM
That's right, folks, the Ontario government's Black Friday sale is back! And for this Black Friday, for a small donation to my reelection campaign, you'll receive a $10M Skills Development Fund grant! But hurry, because the OPP are having a look-see now, so this is a time-limited offer!
"Littering".
Sixty years ago this week in the Berkshire (MA) Eagle: "Saturday, Richard J. Robbins, 19, of Poughkeepsie, N.Y., and Arlo Guthrie, 18, of Howard Beach, N.Y., each paid a fine of $25 in Lee District Court after pleading guilty of illegally disposing of rubbish...."
web.archive.org/web/20201125... 1/2
web.archive.org/web/20201125... 1/2
November 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
"Littering".
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Happy early whammageddon to you. This counts. You’re done.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Happy early whammageddon to you. This counts. You’re done.
:(
Wonderful world, beautiful people.
Wonderful world, beautiful people.
November 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Wonderful world, beautiful people.
Wonderful world, beautiful people.
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According to Leviticus in the Old Testament, "If a man lies with another man as he lies with a woman he should be stoned."
I'm uncertain if this is a prohibition of telling fibs to both men and women or an encouragement to get high before doing so.
I'm uncertain if this is a prohibition of telling fibs to both men and women or an encouragement to get high before doing so.
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
According to Leviticus in the Old Testament, "If a man lies with another man as he lies with a woman he should be stoned."
I'm uncertain if this is a prohibition of telling fibs to both men and women or an encouragement to get high before doing so.
I'm uncertain if this is a prohibition of telling fibs to both men and women or an encouragement to get high before doing so.
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November 22, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Nope, not The Beaverton.
This story has everything:
Ostriches, a guy named Papa Bubbles, a convoy.
Neat
Ostriches, a guy named Papa Bubbles, a convoy.
Neat
In case you’re wondering:
The key people behind tomorrow’s planned nationwide Ostrich Convoy include an aging Burning Man attendee who drives a psychedelic school bus called the “Church of Bubbles” and a Dutch-born Gen Z social media marketer who imports maple syrup to Utrecht, Netherlands
The key people behind tomorrow’s planned nationwide Ostrich Convoy include an aging Burning Man attendee who drives a psychedelic school bus called the “Church of Bubbles” and a Dutch-born Gen Z social media marketer who imports maple syrup to Utrecht, Netherlands
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Nope, not The Beaverton.
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
I missed taking a yellow item out of the yellow cart at nofrills this morning. Didn't notice that ten dollar item until I got to the car.
Sorry Weston family if this buggers up your plan for a new yacht this season.
Sorry Weston family if this buggers up your plan for a new yacht this season.
November 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I missed taking a yellow item out of the yellow cart at nofrills this morning. Didn't notice that ten dollar item until I got to the car.
Sorry Weston family if this buggers up your plan for a new yacht this season.
Sorry Weston family if this buggers up your plan for a new yacht this season.
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... and they've blocked off the street now.
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
... and they've blocked off the street now.
Four cop cars up the block, they're all gathering around one house.
November 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Four cop cars up the block, they're all gathering around one house.
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thank you to the canadian parliament for not voting down the budget we hate in favour of an election we would hate more
November 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
thank you to the canadian parliament for not voting down the budget we hate in favour of an election we would hate more
Are these the files from Pam Bondi's desk, that don't exist, that are a hoax, that are being edited to remove Donald Trump's name, but it's a different Donald Trump, anyway?
Those files?
Those files?
Trump is cornered on Epstein, he knows it will pass the votes so now he can say it’s because he told them to and he wants them released as well.. after he says DOJ just can’t release it because of ongoing investigations. Or his involvement got destroyed
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Are these the files from Pam Bondi's desk, that don't exist, that are a hoax, that are being edited to remove Donald Trump's name, but it's a different Donald Trump, anyway?
Those files?
Those files?
'Tis the season. I guess.
First Christmas card came in the mail.
First Christmas card came in the mail.
November 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
'Tis the season. I guess.
First Christmas card came in the mail.
First Christmas card came in the mail.
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This has blown my mind.
Fun (terrifying) fact: Moose are so gigantic, they don’t have any predators…except for orcas. In winter/scare months, moose will dive for vegetation and orcas will eat them!
www.forbes.com/sites/scottt...
www.forbes.com/sites/scottt...
November 16, 2025 at 1:10 PM
This has blown my mind.
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Sour Puss is coming home, as the company shifted production to Montreal after tariffs pushed the brand off Canadian shelves and wiped out nearly all of its twenty three million dollars in annual Canadian sales.
November 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Sour Puss is coming home, as the company shifted production to Montreal after tariffs pushed the brand off Canadian shelves and wiped out nearly all of its twenty three million dollars in annual Canadian sales.
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YMCA suddenly makes a lot more sense
November 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
YMCA suddenly makes a lot more sense
Well, 'bi', anyway.
I kind of think it’s lovely that two presidents from opposite parties reached across the aisle in a display of bipartisanship but maybe that’s just me
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Well, 'bi', anyway.