Brown Anthony™
@anthelonious.bsky.social
I have an astigmatism but I try not to brag about it. (He/him)
Chicago but I'll always be an insufferable Texan
Chicago but I'll always be an insufferable Texan
A hookup app for sullen gays.
Ok I'll bite... what is Sombr?
February 4, 2026 at 3:47 PM
A hookup app for sullen gays.
I really need the "Cape Fear" series to be good even though there's no way it can be because a. the cast is too good and b. we all saw what Apple did to "Presumed Innocent." (Of course I'll watch to the bitter end.)
variety.com/2026/tv/news...
variety.com/2026/tv/news...
February 4, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I really need the "Cape Fear" series to be good even though there's no way it can be because a. the cast is too good and b. we all saw what Apple did to "Presumed Innocent." (Of course I'll watch to the bitter end.)
variety.com/2026/tv/news...
variety.com/2026/tv/news...
Jane would critique the lack of actual hockey in the show. Alex would be writing fanfic.
If they renewed Happy Endings right now, there would be potential for a great episode on how they all loved Heated Rivalry (or some made up stand-in) in their own specific, psychotic way. Except Max, who couldn’t really get into it.
February 4, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Jane would critique the lack of actual hockey in the show. Alex would be writing fanfic.
Guy: *goads the most gullible and irascible collection of racists into senseless violence*
NYT: "Meet America's child prodigy 🫶🏾"
NYT: "Meet America's child prodigy 🫶🏾"
As an influencer, Nick Shirley had struggled to expand his reach. But after a missionary trip pushed him to try a new approach, he caused a sensation with a video claiming to expose fraud at Somali-run day care centers in Minnesota. nyti.ms/45GzJi4
February 3, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Guy: *goads the most gullible and irascible collection of racists into senseless violence*
NYT: "Meet America's child prodigy 🫶🏾"
NYT: "Meet America's child prodigy 🫶🏾"
I like when I log into mychart and at the top is a message saying I could be a good fit for several studies because I'm so broken.
February 3, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I like when I log into mychart and at the top is a message saying I could be a good fit for several studies because I'm so broken.
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Where are the male reporters when this happens? Why do I never see them stick up for their female colleagues? It’s absurd. Find your courage stones ffs.
KAITLAN COLLINS: What would say to Epstein survivo---
TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
February 3, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Where are the male reporters when this happens? Why do I never see them stick up for their female colleagues? It’s absurd. Find your courage stones ffs.
"Bastards" means he's including Elmo's friend in this rant. 😩
February 3, 2026 at 6:32 PM
"Bastards" means he's including Elmo's friend in this rant. 😩
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one thing that would be cool, when prominent creators turn out to be terrible people, would be if we didn't have to go through this performative dance of insisting that their work was never good in the first place.
February 2, 2026 at 9:48 PM
one thing that would be cool, when prominent creators turn out to be terrible people, would be if we didn't have to go through this performative dance of insisting that their work was never good in the first place.
The Pentagon vs Scouts is sure to really win support. Masterful gambit.
Breaking news: The Pentagon issued a warning to Scouting America, formerly known as the Boy Scouts, saying the organization risks losing its long-standing partnership with the U.S. military unless it rapidly implements “core value reforms.”
Pentagon warns Scouts to restore ‘core values’ or lose military support
The relationship dates back decades, but Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has criticized the organization for allowing girls to join and changing its name from Boy Scouts.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 3, 2026 at 5:48 PM
The Pentagon vs Scouts is sure to really win support. Masterful gambit.
I saw Goody Antifa at the Geese concert!
🚨 Documents leaked to me reveal a federal watchlist of American protesters suspected of being Antifa - including its supposed leader.
One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa":
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa":
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
Feds Identify “Leader of Antifa”
The list they're creating says so, anyway
www.kenklippenstein.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I saw Goody Antifa at the Geese concert!
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BREAKING: ICE will now be required to complete content creator training, wherein they'll learn how to turn their body cam snuff films into highly engaging, snackable short-form video.
February 3, 2026 at 12:06 AM
BREAKING: ICE will now be required to complete content creator training, wherein they'll learn how to turn their body cam snuff films into highly engaging, snackable short-form video.
Realizing the next season of "The Morning Show" will probably do an ICE storyline. 😩
February 2, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Realizing the next season of "The Morning Show" will probably do an ICE storyline. 😩
*falls to my knees* It's happening. We've just gotta stay alive until Christmas 2027.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
New Nancy Meyers Movie Enlists Penélope Cruz, Kieran Culkin, Jude Law, Emma Mackey and Owen Wilson
Finally, the long Meyers movie drought is over, as Warner Bros. gives it the greenlight and a 2027 release date.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
February 2, 2026 at 7:53 PM
*falls to my knees* It's happening. We've just gotta stay alive until Christmas 2027.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
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Amazing coda here.
February 2, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Amazing coda here.
In an alarming twist, Punxsutawney Phil chewed up an original copy of the U.S. Constitution and then walked into oncoming traffic.
February 2, 2026 at 12:49 PM
In an alarming twist, Punxsutawney Phil chewed up an original copy of the U.S. Constitution and then walked into oncoming traffic.
I admire these films' commitment to having branding/logos that look cheap both in 2006 and 2026.
(Obviously I'll be watching.)
(Obviously I'll be watching.)
Everybody wants this.
Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Emily Blunt, and Stanley Tucci return in The Devil Wears Prada 2, in theaters May 1. Watch the full trailer now.
Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Emily Blunt, and Stanley Tucci return in The Devil Wears Prada 2, in theaters May 1. Watch the full trailer now.
February 2, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I admire these films' commitment to having branding/logos that look cheap both in 2006 and 2026.
(Obviously I'll be watching.)
(Obviously I'll be watching.)
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4 federal agents pull over an elderly US citizen for the suspected crime of being brown, break her car window, throw her to the ground, then drive off after they find her US Passport in her purse. The Salem Police, when called, say there’s nothing they can do. www.salemreporter.com/2026/01/31/u...
U.S. citizen injured by federal agents in Salem who demanded to see “papers,” union says - Salem Reporter
A home care worker and union worker was pulled from her car and injured by federal agents Thursday according to a statement by SEIU 503. To comment on this story, use the form at the end of the repor...
www.salemreporter.com
February 1, 2026 at 2:47 PM
4 federal agents pull over an elderly US citizen for the suspected crime of being brown, break her car window, throw her to the ground, then drive off after they find her US Passport in her purse. The Salem Police, when called, say there’s nothing they can do. www.salemreporter.com/2026/01/31/u...
When even your concession statement has a typo...
Statement from Leigh Wambsganss after loss to Taylor Rehmet in Tarrant County: "Tonight is a wake up call for Republicans in Tarrant County, Texas and the nation."
February 1, 2026 at 6:33 AM
When even your concession statement has a typo...
My favorite Catherine O’Hara physical gag has to be her rickety walk in "Best in Show" after she falls. I don't understand how she didn't roll her ankles doing it.
January 31, 2026 at 7:58 PM
My favorite Catherine O’Hara physical gag has to be her rickety walk in "Best in Show" after she falls. I don't understand how she didn't roll her ankles doing it.
One Battle for the Planet of the Apes After Another
January 31, 2026 at 6:52 PM
One Battle for the Planet of the Apes After Another
If the Epstein emails have taught me anything it's that I'm too literate to understand most of what these people typed.
January 31, 2026 at 4:43 PM
If the Epstein emails have taught me anything it's that I'm too literate to understand most of what these people typed.