Brown Anthony™
@anthelonious.bsky.social
I have an astigmatism but I try not to brag about it. (He/him)
Chicago but I'll always be an insufferable Texan
Chicago but I'll always be an insufferable Texan
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
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THREAD 🧵:
The Epstein files are real. The antisemitism they're fueling is also real.
And right now, the second part is getting almost no attention.
The Epstein files are real. The antisemitism they're fueling is also real.
And right now, the second part is getting almost no attention.
February 4, 2026 at 7:04 PM
THREAD 🧵:
The Epstein files are real. The antisemitism they're fueling is also real.
And right now, the second part is getting almost no attention.
The Epstein files are real. The antisemitism they're fueling is also real.
And right now, the second part is getting almost no attention.
Finally having Madonna's "Confessions Tour" album on vinyl will heal me in ways therapy never could. It only took her 20 years...
recordstoreday.com/SpecialRelea...
recordstoreday.com/SpecialRelea...
RSD '26 Special Release: Madonna - The Confessions Tour - Live From London
Recorded live at Wembley Arena in August of 2006, The Confessions Tour - Live from London captures 13 tracks, ranging from Confessions On A Dance Floor hits
recordstoreday.com
February 4, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Finally having Madonna's "Confessions Tour" album on vinyl will heal me in ways therapy never could. It only took her 20 years...
recordstoreday.com/SpecialRelea...
recordstoreday.com/SpecialRelea...
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it must be annoying to be a 90 year old Republican congressman and have to pretend like you know what's going on anymore. you got into politics to pass laws giving out tax breaks for every horse you own but your groyper staffers are like "you need to condemn a new YA novel about bottom surgery"
February 4, 2026 at 8:35 PM
it must be annoying to be a 90 year old Republican congressman and have to pretend like you know what's going on anymore. you got into politics to pass laws giving out tax breaks for every horse you own but your groyper staffers are like "you need to condemn a new YA novel about bottom surgery"
A scary "per my last email."
February 4, 2026 at 8:20 PM
A scary "per my last email."
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2 weeks ago, the El Paso Medical Examiner ruled the death of a Cuban ICE detainee a homicide.
This time, when a 32-year-old Nicaraguan man died, ICE bypassed the county medical examiner in favor of a military facility. They won’t publicly release a ruling.
www.texastribune.org/2026/02/03/t...
This time, when a 32-year-old Nicaraguan man died, ICE bypassed the county medical examiner in favor of a military facility. They won’t publicly release a ruling.
www.texastribune.org/2026/02/03/t...
ICE bypasses El Paso medical examiner for autopsy on migrant
ICE bypassed the county medical examiner in favor of a military facility for the autopsy of a Nicaraguan man and won’t release a ruling to the public.
www.texastribune.org
February 4, 2026 at 6:52 PM
2 weeks ago, the El Paso Medical Examiner ruled the death of a Cuban ICE detainee a homicide.
This time, when a 32-year-old Nicaraguan man died, ICE bypassed the county medical examiner in favor of a military facility. They won’t publicly release a ruling.
www.texastribune.org/2026/02/03/t...
This time, when a 32-year-old Nicaraguan man died, ICE bypassed the county medical examiner in favor of a military facility. They won’t publicly release a ruling.
www.texastribune.org/2026/02/03/t...
A hookup app for sullen gays.
Ok I'll bite... what is Sombr?
February 4, 2026 at 3:47 PM
A hookup app for sullen gays.
I really need the "Cape Fear" series to be good even though there's no way it can be because a. the cast is too good and b. we all saw what Apple did to "Presumed Innocent." (Of course I'll watch to the bitter end.)
variety.com/2026/tv/news...
variety.com/2026/tv/news...
February 4, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I really need the "Cape Fear" series to be good even though there's no way it can be because a. the cast is too good and b. we all saw what Apple did to "Presumed Innocent." (Of course I'll watch to the bitter end.)
variety.com/2026/tv/news...
variety.com/2026/tv/news...
Jane would critique the lack of actual hockey in the show. Alex would be writing fanfic.
If they renewed Happy Endings right now, there would be potential for a great episode on how they all loved Heated Rivalry (or some made up stand-in) in their own specific, psychotic way. Except Max, who couldn’t really get into it.
February 4, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Jane would critique the lack of actual hockey in the show. Alex would be writing fanfic.
Guy: *goads the most gullible and irascible collection of racists into senseless violence*
NYT: "Meet America's child prodigy 🫶🏾"
NYT: "Meet America's child prodigy 🫶🏾"
As an influencer, Nick Shirley had struggled to expand his reach. But after a missionary trip pushed him to try a new approach, he caused a sensation with a video claiming to expose fraud at Somali-run day care centers in Minnesota. nyti.ms/45GzJi4
February 3, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Guy: *goads the most gullible and irascible collection of racists into senseless violence*
NYT: "Meet America's child prodigy 🫶🏾"
NYT: "Meet America's child prodigy 🫶🏾"
I like when I log into mychart and at the top is a message saying I could be a good fit for several studies because I'm so broken.
February 3, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I like when I log into mychart and at the top is a message saying I could be a good fit for several studies because I'm so broken.
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Where are the male reporters when this happens? Why do I never see them stick up for their female colleagues? It’s absurd. Find your courage stones ffs.
KAITLAN COLLINS: What would say to Epstein survivo---
TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
February 3, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Where are the male reporters when this happens? Why do I never see them stick up for their female colleagues? It’s absurd. Find your courage stones ffs.
"Bastards" means he's including Elmo's friend in this rant. 😩
February 3, 2026 at 6:32 PM
"Bastards" means he's including Elmo's friend in this rant. 😩
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one thing that would be cool, when prominent creators turn out to be terrible people, would be if we didn't have to go through this performative dance of insisting that their work was never good in the first place.
February 2, 2026 at 9:48 PM
one thing that would be cool, when prominent creators turn out to be terrible people, would be if we didn't have to go through this performative dance of insisting that their work was never good in the first place.
The Pentagon vs Scouts is sure to really win support. Masterful gambit.
Breaking news: The Pentagon issued a warning to Scouting America, formerly known as the Boy Scouts, saying the organization risks losing its long-standing partnership with the U.S. military unless it rapidly implements “core value reforms.”
Pentagon warns Scouts to restore ‘core values’ or lose military support
The relationship dates back decades, but Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has criticized the organization for allowing girls to join and changing its name from Boy Scouts.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 3, 2026 at 5:48 PM
The Pentagon vs Scouts is sure to really win support. Masterful gambit.
I saw Goody Antifa at the Geese concert!
🚨 Documents leaked to me reveal a federal watchlist of American protesters suspected of being Antifa - including its supposed leader.
One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa":
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa":
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
Feds Identify “Leader of Antifa”
The list they're creating says so, anyway
www.kenklippenstein.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I saw Goody Antifa at the Geese concert!
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BREAKING: ICE will now be required to complete content creator training, wherein they'll learn how to turn their body cam snuff films into highly engaging, snackable short-form video.
February 3, 2026 at 12:06 AM
BREAKING: ICE will now be required to complete content creator training, wherein they'll learn how to turn their body cam snuff films into highly engaging, snackable short-form video.
Realizing the next season of "The Morning Show" will probably do an ICE storyline. 😩
February 2, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Realizing the next season of "The Morning Show" will probably do an ICE storyline. 😩
*falls to my knees* It's happening. We've just gotta stay alive until Christmas 2027.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
New Nancy Meyers Movie Enlists Penélope Cruz, Kieran Culkin, Jude Law, Emma Mackey and Owen Wilson
Finally, the long Meyers movie drought is over, as Warner Bros. gives it the greenlight and a 2027 release date.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
February 2, 2026 at 7:53 PM
*falls to my knees* It's happening. We've just gotta stay alive until Christmas 2027.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
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Amazing coda here.
February 2, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Amazing coda here.
In an alarming twist, Punxsutawney Phil chewed up an original copy of the U.S. Constitution and then walked into oncoming traffic.
February 2, 2026 at 12:49 PM
In an alarming twist, Punxsutawney Phil chewed up an original copy of the U.S. Constitution and then walked into oncoming traffic.
I admire these films' commitment to having branding/logos that look cheap both in 2006 and 2026.
(Obviously I'll be watching.)
(Obviously I'll be watching.)
Everybody wants this.
Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Emily Blunt, and Stanley Tucci return in The Devil Wears Prada 2, in theaters May 1. Watch the full trailer now.
Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Emily Blunt, and Stanley Tucci return in The Devil Wears Prada 2, in theaters May 1. Watch the full trailer now.
February 2, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I admire these films' commitment to having branding/logos that look cheap both in 2006 and 2026.
(Obviously I'll be watching.)
(Obviously I'll be watching.)