Brown Anthony™
@anthelonious.bsky.social
I have an astigmatism but I try not to brag about it. (He/him)
Chicago but I'll always be an insufferable Texan
Chicago but I'll always be an insufferable Texan
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BREAKING: ICE will now be required to complete content creator training, wherein they'll learn how to turn their body cam snuff films into highly engaging, snackable short-form video.
February 3, 2026 at 12:06 AM
BREAKING: ICE will now be required to complete content creator training, wherein they'll learn how to turn their body cam snuff films into highly engaging, snackable short-form video.
Realizing the next season of "The Morning Show" will probably do an ICE storyline. 😩
February 2, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Realizing the next season of "The Morning Show" will probably do an ICE storyline. 😩
*falls to my knees* It's happening. We've just gotta stay alive until Christmas 2027.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
New Nancy Meyers Movie Enlists Penélope Cruz, Kieran Culkin, Jude Law, Emma Mackey and Owen Wilson
Finally, the long Meyers movie drought is over, as Warner Bros. gives it the greenlight and a 2027 release date.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
February 2, 2026 at 7:53 PM
*falls to my knees* It's happening. We've just gotta stay alive until Christmas 2027.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
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Amazing coda here.
February 2, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Amazing coda here.
In an alarming twist, Punxsutawney Phil chewed up an original copy of the U.S. Constitution and then walked into oncoming traffic.
February 2, 2026 at 12:49 PM
In an alarming twist, Punxsutawney Phil chewed up an original copy of the U.S. Constitution and then walked into oncoming traffic.
I admire these films' commitment to having branding/logos that look cheap both in 2006 and 2026.
(Obviously I'll be watching.)
(Obviously I'll be watching.)
Everybody wants this.
Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Emily Blunt, and Stanley Tucci return in The Devil Wears Prada 2, in theaters May 1. Watch the full trailer now.
Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Emily Blunt, and Stanley Tucci return in The Devil Wears Prada 2, in theaters May 1. Watch the full trailer now.
February 2, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I admire these films' commitment to having branding/logos that look cheap both in 2006 and 2026.
(Obviously I'll be watching.)
(Obviously I'll be watching.)
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4 federal agents pull over an elderly US citizen for the suspected crime of being brown, break her car window, throw her to the ground, then drive off after they find her US Passport in her purse. The Salem Police, when called, say there’s nothing they can do. www.salemreporter.com/2026/01/31/u...
U.S. citizen injured by federal agents in Salem who demanded to see “papers,” union says - Salem Reporter
A home care worker and union worker was pulled from her car and injured by federal agents Thursday according to a statement by SEIU 503. To comment on this story, use the form at the end of the repor...
www.salemreporter.com
February 1, 2026 at 2:47 PM
4 federal agents pull over an elderly US citizen for the suspected crime of being brown, break her car window, throw her to the ground, then drive off after they find her US Passport in her purse. The Salem Police, when called, say there’s nothing they can do. www.salemreporter.com/2026/01/31/u...
When even your concession statement has a typo...
Statement from Leigh Wambsganss after loss to Taylor Rehmet in Tarrant County: "Tonight is a wake up call for Republicans in Tarrant County, Texas and the nation."
February 1, 2026 at 6:33 AM
When even your concession statement has a typo...
My favorite Catherine O’Hara physical gag has to be her rickety walk in "Best in Show" after she falls. I don't understand how she didn't roll her ankles doing it.
January 31, 2026 at 7:58 PM
My favorite Catherine O’Hara physical gag has to be her rickety walk in "Best in Show" after she falls. I don't understand how she didn't roll her ankles doing it.
One Battle for the Planet of the Apes After Another
January 31, 2026 at 6:52 PM
One Battle for the Planet of the Apes After Another
If the Epstein emails have taught me anything it's that I'm too literate to understand most of what these people typed.
January 31, 2026 at 4:43 PM
If the Epstein emails have taught me anything it's that I'm too literate to understand most of what these people typed.
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Can confirm. Nothing has changed on the ground. ICE still attacking people, kidnapping, all that stuff—and the city is still out protecting and helping neighbors
Absolutely surreal to continue to hear about drawdowns and lowered temperatures and things calming down in Minneapolis when, as far as I can tell, literally nothing has changed on the ground
January 31, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Can confirm. Nothing has changed on the ground. ICE still attacking people, kidnapping, all that stuff—and the city is still out protecting and helping neighbors
Reminder that "If I Had Legs I'd Kick You" is now on Max and you should watch it because it's one of the best movies and performances of last year but also it's the the most stressful film I've seen in years so maybe you shouldn't watch it.
January 30, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Reminder that "If I Had Legs I'd Kick You" is now on Max and you should watch it because it's one of the best movies and performances of last year but also it's the the most stressful film I've seen in years so maybe you shouldn't watch it.
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Georgia Fort, an independent journalist and vice president of the Minnesota NABJ chapter, was also arrested by federal agents this morning
I was sent this video of agents at her door:
I was sent this video of agents at her door:
January 30, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Georgia Fort, an independent journalist and vice president of the Minnesota NABJ chapter, was also arrested by federal agents this morning
I was sent this video of agents at her door:
I was sent this video of agents at her door:
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Don Lemon is not the only reporter who was arrested by federal agents overnight — local independent journalist Georgia Fort just went live on FB to say federal agents were also at her door to take her into custody over her protest coverage in Minneapolis.
January 30, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Don Lemon is not the only reporter who was arrested by federal agents overnight — local independent journalist Georgia Fort just went live on FB to say federal agents were also at her door to take her into custody over her protest coverage in Minneapolis.
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This is terrible. It is also an opportunity for certain journalists to finally speak up with a *fraction* of the courage the people of Minneapolis have shown. It is also instructive that Lemon is Black. Woe/pox etc upon white journalists who don’t freak out about this.
Don was taken into custody by federal agents last night in Los Angeles.
January 30, 2026 at 1:53 PM
This is terrible. It is also an opportunity for certain journalists to finally speak up with a *fraction* of the courage the people of Minneapolis have shown. It is also instructive that Lemon is Black. Woe/pox etc upon white journalists who don’t freak out about this.
I love that famous actors are just promoting "Sorry, Baby" whenever they can now.
Four Favorites with Send Help star Rachel McAdams 💖
Sam Raimi's Send Help releases in US theaters on January 30 via @20thcenturystudios.bsky.social
Sam Raimi's Send Help releases in US theaters on January 30 via @20thcenturystudios.bsky.social
January 29, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I love that famous actors are just promoting "Sorry, Baby" whenever they can now.
A food travel show where David Brooks makes his friends try exotic sandwiches.
New: David Brooks is leaving the NYT for the Atlantic, where he will be a staff writer and host a video podcast
January 29, 2026 at 3:32 PM
A food travel show where David Brooks makes his friends try exotic sandwiches.
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I love it when infographics are like ‘boycot Palantir and Lockheed Martin’ like yeah, word, on it.
January 29, 2026 at 12:59 PM
I love it when infographics are like ‘boycot Palantir and Lockheed Martin’ like yeah, word, on it.
Must be nice to have the privilege. Not all of us live in places where we can support local mom and pop military intelligence data analysis!
I cancelled my Palantir+ subscription
I love it when infographics are like ‘boycot Palantir and Lockheed Martin’ like yeah, word, on it.
January 29, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Must be nice to have the privilege. Not all of us live in places where we can support local mom and pop military intelligence data analysis!