Brown Anthony™
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I have an astigmatism but I try not to brag about it. (He/him)
Chicago but I'll always be an insufferable Texan
Chicago but I'll always be an insufferable Texan
He'll have to go through my dead body if he plans to touch our Cheesecake Factory.
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores
You can’t make this shit up, folks
You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
He'll have to go through my dead body if he plans to touch our Cheesecake Factory.
Watch out, Selena Gomez. Annie Proulx is coming to get your ass.
More National Book Award-winning writers need to spend the later portion of their careers picking one billionaire and just absolutely going to town.
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Watch out, Selena Gomez. Annie Proulx is coming to get your ass.
A. I won't believe anything until it happens. B. I don't trust them to fully depart and leave us in peace. BUT I desperately want it to be true and will rejoice if it is!
Federal immigration agents part of the Trump administration’s “Operation Midway Blitz” may soon leave Chicago, according to multiple sources who said the controversial mission was rapidly winding down after a contentious two months of enforcement raids that have set the city and suburbs on edge.
Federal Border Patrol Chief Gregory Bovino and agents said to be leaving Chicago, sources say
Cmdr. Gregory Bovino was expected to depart Chicago within days, while most Border Patrol agents under this command would soon be redeployed elsewhere, three sources told the Tribune Monday.
trib.al
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
A. I won't believe anything until it happens. B. I don't trust them to fully depart and leave us in peace. BUT I desperately want it to be true and will rejoice if it is!
Kinda funny to pause Hallmark's "Christmas Above the Clouds," an modern telling of A Christmas Carol, to go see "Die My Love" and spot the same actor in both films...who was also in "Final Destination: Bloodlines." What can't Gabrielle Rose do?!
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Kinda funny to pause Hallmark's "Christmas Above the Clouds," an modern telling of A Christmas Carol, to go see "Die My Love" and spot the same actor in both films...who was also in "Final Destination: Bloodlines." What can't Gabrielle Rose do?!
Real but "now is the time for thoughts and prayers not partisan debate" vibes going on here.
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Real but "now is the time for thoughts and prayers not partisan debate" vibes going on here.
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VERTIGO (1958), dir. Alfred Hitchcock
November 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
VERTIGO (1958), dir. Alfred Hitchcock
In my experience, men's public bathrooms aren't exactly a model of handwashing, so I have to imagine he's just angrily loitering by the sinks in hopes that a guy actually does wash his hands so he can scream at him.
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
In my experience, men's public bathrooms aren't exactly a model of handwashing, so I have to imagine he's just angrily loitering by the sinks in hopes that a guy actually does wash his hands so he can scream at him.
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This is why they were in downtown Chicago today.
"one agent shouted, “Everyone say, ‘Little Village!’”"
Nuremberg Trials are the moderate stance
blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/10/b...
"one agent shouted, “Everyone say, ‘Little Village!’”"
Nuremberg Trials are the moderate stance
blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/10/b...
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
This is why they were in downtown Chicago today.
"one agent shouted, “Everyone say, ‘Little Village!’”"
Nuremberg Trials are the moderate stance
blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/10/b...
"one agent shouted, “Everyone say, ‘Little Village!’”"
Nuremberg Trials are the moderate stance
blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/10/b...
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i wouldn’t assume that same-sex marriage is safe from this court or this regime. smarter people than me said that it was an exceptionally weak case, even for a court that doesn’t always care about that. but on an individual basis, fuck kim davis
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
i wouldn’t assume that same-sex marriage is safe from this court or this regime. smarter people than me said that it was an exceptionally weak case, even for a court that doesn’t always care about that. but on an individual basis, fuck kim davis
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if you genuinely think Schumer and Democratic leadership opposed this & Republicans coincidentally got exactly the number of votes they needed to avoid a filibuster and none of those votes are from Democratic Senators who are up for reelection in the midterms next year, I have a bridge to sell you.
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
if you genuinely think Schumer and Democratic leadership opposed this & Republicans coincidentally got exactly the number of votes they needed to avoid a filibuster and none of those votes are from Democratic Senators who are up for reelection in the midterms next year, I have a bridge to sell you.
In other words, "We'll pay you in exposure."
Durbin said critics of his vote “need to understand how the Senate works”
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
In other words, "We'll pay you in exposure."
[trying to remain coherent while calling my senators]
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
[trying to remain coherent while calling my senators]
Portrait of courage @durbin.senate.gov's offices are, once again, not accepting any messages.
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Portrait of courage @durbin.senate.gov's offices are, once again, not accepting any messages.
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PHANTOM WIFE is my favorite Paul Thomas Anderson movie
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
PHANTOM WIFE is my favorite Paul Thomas Anderson movie
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just three days of seeing firsthand how people are doing everything they can to kick ICE out of Chicago was honestly the most optimistic I have been since Zohran won the primary
i follow a lot of people covering ICE's terror campaign but it was eye opening to see irl how angry everyone is. every store has anti ice signs and know your rights brochures. there's anti ice graffiti everywhere. people are pissed.
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
just three days of seeing firsthand how people are doing everything they can to kick ICE out of Chicago was honestly the most optimistic I have been since Zohran won the primary
What if Robyn is just going to announce a collab with Bausch & Lomb or Zenni?
November 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
What if Robyn is just going to announce a collab with Bausch & Lomb or Zenni?
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My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash
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Either my closed captioning translator is off, or Trent Reznor wrote the German national anthem.
November 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Either my closed captioning translator is off, or Trent Reznor wrote the German national anthem.
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November 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Impossible to overstate how wonderful it is that everyday folks quickly realized how to make these fools look so pathetic. It's like Chicago collectively tapped into its inner teenager who can disarm you with one simple sentence and an eye roll.
Video of Greg Bovino in Waukegan, with residents following and shouting, “You a bitch!” Taken by Armando Sanchez
November 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Impossible to overstate how wonderful it is that everyday folks quickly realized how to make these fools look so pathetic. It's like Chicago collectively tapped into its inner teenager who can disarm you with one simple sentence and an eye roll.
We'll miss you, David Byrne.
Some guy got raptured while charging his vape on the platform
November 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
We'll miss you, David Byrne.
lolz. This reaffirms my suspicion that the helicopter I see circle Grant Park/Museum Campus many nights is just them wanting footage for their sad videos. What they're actually seeing from up there would be tourists taking selfies at the Bean or on scooters.
Border Patrol's Greg Bovino just posted a new Batman-themed propaganda video to social media
November 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
lolz. This reaffirms my suspicion that the helicopter I see circle Grant Park/Museum Campus many nights is just them wanting footage for their sad videos. What they're actually seeing from up there would be tourists taking selfies at the Bean or on scooters.
So help me if any of them are dumb enough to fall for this...
Straight from their mouth. Republicans won't guarantee affordable healthcare for Americans.
It's our job to deliver and guarantee Every. Single. Thing. working families need to thrive. If Republicans are only offering a show, Democrats must demonstrate solidarity and hold the line.
It's our job to deliver and guarantee Every. Single. Thing. working families need to thrive. If Republicans are only offering a show, Democrats must demonstrate solidarity and hold the line.
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
So help me if any of them are dumb enough to fall for this...
Citizens across the land take to the streets chanting "Eat fresh! Eat fresh! Eat fresh!"
BREAKING: A man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington, D.C., is found not guilty of assault.
Man who threw sandwich at federal agent in Washington is found not guilty of assault charge
A former Justice Department employee who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during President Donald Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington has been found not guilty of assault.
bit.ly
November 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Citizens across the land take to the streets chanting "Eat fresh! Eat fresh! Eat fresh!"
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I'm glad Prop 50 passed. I don't fuck with Gavin Newsom. Find someone else.
I need Democratic online types to understand that because of this, Newsom is dead to me. Dead. I'd sooner vote for an actual corpse. There is no hope, none, that he'll win me over, *because he has established he is a bad person*. There's no coming back from this. Take my advice and move the fuck on.
1. This morning, California Governor said he was in "complete alignment" with anti-LGBTQ+ hate-influencer Charlie Kirk of TPUSA on transgender sports.
He also conceded on trans inmates and gender affirming care for youth.
It's so much worse than being reported.
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He also conceded on trans inmates and gender affirming care for youth.
It's so much worse than being reported.
Subscribe to support my journalism.
November 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I'm glad Prop 50 passed. I don't fuck with Gavin Newsom. Find someone else.