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Brown Anthony™
@anthelonious.bsky.social
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I have an astigmatism but I try not to brag about it. (He/him)

Chicago but I'll always be an insufferable Texan
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Kinda funny to pause Hallmark's "Christmas Above the Clouds," an modern telling of A Christmas Carol, to go see "Die My Love" and spot the same actor in both films...who was also in "Final Destination: Bloodlines." What can't Gabrielle Rose do?!
Gabrielle Rose looking like a mess in Final Destination: Bloodlines.
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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[trying to remain coherent while calling my senators]
Alexis Neiers' mom screaming into the phone while Alexis is trying to leave a voicemail
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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What if Robyn is just going to announce a collab with Bausch & Lomb or Zenni?
Robyn IG story: "Surprise, älskling" and a photo of her looking sad The sign up page for Robyn emails with a picture of an eye close up and "Keep your eyes open..."
November 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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"And we WILL get Amy Adams an Oscar."
[crowd begins chanting "AMPAS! AMPAS!"]
Mamdani speaking at his victory party
November 5, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Schumer calling to congratulate Mamdani
Anne Hathaway teary eyed on the phone in Brokeback Mountain
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Me walking to the Jewel tomorrow
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Comedy film vampires, however...
Eddie Murphy and Angela Bassett in Vampire in Brooklyn
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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If for no other reason, I need Mamdani to win just to see how much more unhinged she can get.
Debra Messing IG stories close up with about 50 little stories dots.
November 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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"My husband is dead" personal ad meme with the text: My husband is dead I don't want free buses I only want to vote for his murderer I gave Monsoon Wedding 1 star on letterboxd click here
October 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Goose chasing person in puffer coat illustrated meme: Panel 1: "China is purchasing Latin American soybeans?" Panel 2: "From which country???"
October 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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They should remake "After the Hunt" about how she publicly bullied a teenage student who's only been at the school for a couple weeks.
The teacher from the beginning of "Hocus Pocus" wearing a witch hat and talking to kids in the classroom.
October 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Look at how relaxing life can be when you don't know what social media or the government is.
Dottie, the thick necked white pittie, in her hoodie asleep on a pillow I was using for my laptop. Her goofy front teeth visible.
October 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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The school apologized and is offering counseling to students but doesn't say they'll stop using the system or how they'll prevent it from happening again...

www.wbaltv.com/article/stud...
"They made me get on my knees, put my hands behind my back, and cuffed me. Then, they searched me and they figured out I had nothing," Allen told WBAL-TV 11 News. "Then, they went over to where I was standing and found a bag of chips on the floor." Police showed Allen the picture that triggered the AI detector. "I was just holding a Doritos bag — it was two hands and one finger out, and they said it looked like a gun," Allen told WBAL-TV 11 News.
October 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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You and the boys when it pops up again.
The 3 dancing guys in the AMC Coke ad.
October 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Pitchfork said "We killed our music festival. Now let's ruin our website."

pitchfork.com/news/were-te...
Coming in 2026, as Pitchfork celebrates its 30th anniversary, we’re finally planning to add a comments section to all of our album reviews. That’s over 30,000 pieces of music criticism on which you’ll be able to leave your own Pitchfork review for the very first time. We can’t wait for your takes to be on our website. In addition to commenting, you will also have the opportunity to add your own score to an album review using Pitchfork’s rating system. This score will be shown next to your comment and will be aggregated with other readers to form a “reader score” alongside Pitchfork’s official score. One album review, our score, your score, followed by some comments.
October 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Seeing the Criterion sale receipt show up in my inbox...
Julia Roberts close-up in After the Hunt where she looks quite pained
October 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Me during Criterion's 24-hour 50% sale
"Pretty Woman" scene where Vivian is walking down the street in a new dress with shopping bags
October 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Overhead shot of Kylie Minogue sleeping on a hotel bed.
October 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Chicago's No Kings march was all good vibes.
Crowd at the Chicago march, including a sign of an illustrated frog wearing a bandana around its neck holding up its left hand in a fist with RESIST written along the lower sign.
October 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Leah Michelle looking confused
October 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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It's the Latin version of this:
tweet from Damien Owens: I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this: 'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'
October 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Anton Chigurh
Jennifer Lopez Turned Down Movie Role That Landed Another Actress an Oscar Nom: “It Haunts Me”
October 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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The microplastics and protein-infused lead in my testicles:
October 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM