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(One) Ankit Ojha (After Another)
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FP/CFN/TRAHR. Art before artifice. Writer. Words: CinemaElite.com (@cinemaelite.com). Filmmaker. YouTuber. Dad jokes. Movies. Depression. 🏳️‍🌈. He/Him.
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ICYMI: I’m looking for gigs as a writer; the following is a thread of the select work I’ve done so far, and if you’re looking to hire a writer/film critic for Bollywood and Indian cinema, I could be your guy.
Apologies in advance for being THAT kind of subtweeter but this is happening to enough people close to me that I’ve gotta let this out. If you’re obsessed with accusing my friends of being stalkers but ALSO obsessively use ClearSky to raze through their posts alarmingly regularly, BUY A MIRROR.
November 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Shot, Chaser

Also for the record, I think it's unfortunate Corenswet didn't sign up with the boycott, but frankly, weaponizing the boycott list to own people online you hate because of petty nerd tribalism is absolutely pathetic.
November 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Internet brainrot so bad that when I see a “roadworks” sign passing by I have a sudden urge to scream, “UH YEAH I SURE HOPE IT DOES.”
October 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
NO YOU’RE BEING SO MEAN TO THE DUCKY AAAAAA 😭
September 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
This guy Gets It.
I like the parts in SUPERMAN (2025) where Gunn does a bunch of the same things that were in MAN OF STEEL and BATMAN V SUPERMAN and a bunch of reviews pretended they were different.
September 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I have finally started reading #ACourtOfThornsAndRoses.
August 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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August 22, 2025 at 5:07 AM
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO!
August 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I barked out in laughter, branched out into small chortles, a good dad joke leaves me breathless 🗿 (all three puns intended)
I was a tree surgeon. I had to quit because I fainted at the sight of sap.
August 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Aye!
i wanna try something. quote this post if you’re a man who hates the manosphere
August 4, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Every single one of y’all with the power to do this—I hate everyone.
August 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
For The National News this week, I wrote a review of Shazia Iqbal’s Hindi film #Dhadak2, which somehow can’t decide between candyfloss romcom, harrowing drama showing the horrors of caste hegemony, or Indian daily soap. Read more here: www.thenationalnews.com/arts-culture...
Dhadak 2 review: Bollywood love story sanitises real-live horrors of caste violence | The National
Siddhant Chaturvedi and Triptii Dimri deliver strong performances but film is detached from grim reality it sets out to portray
www.thenationalnews.com
August 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
1. I’ll preface what I’m about to say with this: “Boy” and “Hunt for the Wilderpeople” are some of the most masterful works to come out of Taika Waititi’s filmography; his balance between humor and drama holds incredibly well in those two films. He is an incredible talent when he brings his A-game.
"Taika Waititi doesn't fit Star Wars" is not only a lazy take, it's also kinda stupid.

Yeah, the guy who directed the best episode of The Mandalorian and made the closest thing to a Flash Gordon movie we have this century in Thor: Ragnarok means he's not a good fit. Do people hear themselves?
July 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
That last line is the most diabolically poetic I’ve read here, lmfao
James Gunn's "Superman" is as much a crucifixion story as anything Donner, Singer or Snyder did.

The only difference is that this saviour from the heavens isn't crucified on a cross, but on "X."
Interesting that a lot of fans of James Gunn's "Superman" don't see that he's very overtly doing "the descent of Christ into Hades" in the three days between Superman turning himself into the authorities and his triumphant return to Metropolis.

There's even a Charon and a Styx.
July 24, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Excellently written stuff as usual from @fevered.earth. 🔥
okay i have reviewed SUPERMAN (2025) fevered.earth/index.php/20...
July 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
T-… this is it not Pedro Pascal I’m sorry, this is popular South Indian actor Gemini Ganesan.
Marvel branding remains undefeated.
July 22, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I will forever be the unofficial self-styled PR rep for “16 attempts to talk to you about Suicide Squad.” My all time favorite video-essay structure that reclaims the many drafts of trying to articulate something into its diegetic narrative.
Finally scratched this off the watchlist: An old and slightly outdated but still fascinating and level-headed rundown of the merits and shortcomings of 2016's Suicide Squad.

*cough* #ReleaseTheAyerCut *cough*
Sixteen attempts to talk to you about "Suicide Squad"
YouTube video by Josh McNamee
www.youtube.com
July 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I've mostly stayed off listening to music from Bollywood movies for almost a decade now, save for a few really good ones here and there; it's mainly because I miss the experience of listening to the entire album—flow, progression, et al.
a close up of a woman wearing hoop earrings and smiling
ALT: a close up of a woman wearing hoop earrings and smiling
media.tenor.com
July 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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It's impossible to talk positively about Snyder and especially his DC movies because a legion people whose personality is watching video essays have utterly deluded themselves into basically making up an entirely different movie in their heads where Clark says "I love Ayn Rand" and eats babies
July 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
There isn’t a single instance in the text of Zack Snyder’s Justice League that even implies (forget outright saying) that this is Starro.

I don’t even remember Snyder saying anything about Starro when talking about this movie. What do you MEAN “use the name”?
The easiest way to compare Zack Snyder and James Gunn's visions for DC are how they adapt goofy characters like Starro

Snyder: "We'll use the name but make it all cool and edgy and spider-like."

Gunn: "... Let's just do the thing from the comics."
July 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Watched Ilya Naishuller’s #HeadsOfState last night, and found it a surprisingly delicious slice of silly spectacle. Read my review here: cinemaelite.com/review/film/...
Cinema Elite’s Review of “Heads of State”
Ain’t Nobody!
cinemaelite.com
July 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
can 2025 be over already
July 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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This just makes it seem like you've been on the receiving end of women telling you to take the hint to leave them alone and getting really mad about it
Can we finally acknowledge that what Ellis did here was actually really problematic and it was a sign that she was nowhere near the decent person that people conned themselves into believing she was?
July 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM