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Novowels
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Formerly @de_novowels on Twitter.

I like to talk about cats, MMORPGs, religion and politics.

- A Survivor of Christian Ritual Abuse
- Conservatism is just fascism with training wheels
20 mins with Zohran and Trump is like, "hey comrade!"
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM
help im dying of laughter
I am flabbergasted that this worked with Grok.
November 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Some people are cheering on the meeting between Trump and Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman because they think it will lead to a potential buyout of Warner Bros / Discovery by Saudi Arabia -- who would fire James Gunn and bring back Zack Snyder and the Snyderverse, obviously.
November 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
"Nigerian prince" email scammers purposefully use an outlandish, unbelievable, non-credible story in order to filter out those people who are smart enough that they might question their sketchy requests later on.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
My pet conspiracy theory that Trump only ran for President to get revenge because he heard all of the dumb Satanic Child Sex Abuse Cult Deep State conspiracies, believed them, and was enraged that he wasn't being invited seems even more plausible now.
It's not just that he's a pedophile, he was the least popular pedophile
November 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
"The Dog that Did Not Bark" is such a weirdly damning phrase.
Damning new emails released by House Dems indicate that Trump "spent hours" with an alleged victim at Epstein's house and he was "the dog that didn't bark."
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
>Nightcrawler in the stage background of the new Tokon stage
a black and white cartoon of spongebob squarepants sitting at a table with a cup of coffee .
ALT: a black and white cartoon of spongebob squarepants sitting at a table with a cup of coffee .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Nope, don't like it.
November 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Conflict of interest??!??
BREAKING EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT: Lunch for jurors in the “sandwich guy” trial are a variety of sandwiches, according to a source familiar with lunch.
November 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Lol, been going ham in Facebook comments since Mamdani won.

They mad.
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Reposted by Novowels
dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Dick Cheney was a rung on the ladder to fascism in between Reagan and Trump.

Don't whitewash Cheney just because he wasnt as bad as Trump is now -- he's one of the major reasons we have him.
November 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
What
November 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
A movie you've seen more than seven times with a GIF
November 3, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I've brought this up before, but many of the election deniers believe that Trump "really" won with 80% of the vote in 2020 and those people are in charge of election oversight now

If they don't get the numbers that they 'expect" in the midterms then that is enough reason for them to start meddling
The seeds are being planted to rig the midterms. It’s becoming more explicit.

(Also note the gratuitous shot at the NBA, aka Black athletes who oppose him)
October 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
If you can't win, buy the refs.
Not simply fascism. Monarchism.
October 24, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Sure, why not
Infowars is joining the Pentagon press corps:
October 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Finally, can get Midnight (and all of the recolors). Damn you, Halo for winning the roll and then immediately running off to Classic!! :p
Phase 2 of Legion Remix features more content for players to jump into along with some new rewards from the vendors in the Infinite Bazaar. What's all unlocking on the vendors with Phase 2 of Legion Remix? We've got you covered.

#warcraft

www.wowhead.com/news/phase-2...
Phase 2 of Legion Remix Brings New Vendor Rewards for 570,000 Bronze
Phase 2 of Legion Remix features more content for players to jump into along with some new rewards from the vendors in the Infinite Bazaar. What's all unlocking on the vendors with Phase 2 of Legion R...
www.wowhead.com
October 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Been a Doctor Who fan for literally 3 decades and briefly contemplated getting a small inconspicuous TARDIS tattoo, but was worried I might regret it later if they did something bad with the show (like tried to get anti-woke)

I can't imagine the thought process behind getting a fuckin' Nazi tattoo.
October 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Battle Theme has been my ringtone for over a decade. As a joke, my supervisor at work has a personalized theme, Decisive Battle (boss theme).

Also Veldt and of course Dancing Mad are the GOATs.
October 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
October 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Quiet part out loud
MAGA cultist pastor Shane Vaughn claimed that the Founding Fathers intentionally structured the Constitution so that one day a "strong man" like Trump would rise up and become king: "They would all get what they secretly wanted from the beginning: a monarchy." www.peoplefor.org/rightwingwat...
October 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
"By the way, the people that refused Trump's orders to close the national parks and National Mall this time have been fired so don't try it again."
Mike Johnson: "The irony was that they called it the No Kings Rally, but if President Trump was a king, the government would be open. If President Trump was a king, he would've closed the nationals parks and the National Mall so they couldn't of had the rally out here."
October 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
V. Important, updated cow model in World of Warcraft: Midnight
October 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Much like the Young Republicans embrace of Naziism in private chats, the pushback on #NoKings protests from the right seems to be 1/2 "You are CRAZY for thinking that we want that" and 1/2 "Yeah, we do want that and fuck you"
Trump responds to No Kings by posting video depicting him as a king
October 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM