Novowels
@novowels.com
Formerly @de_novowels on Twitter.
I like to talk about cats, MMORPGs, religion and politics.
- A Survivor of Christian Ritual Abuse
- Conservatism is just fascism with training wheels
I like to talk about cats, MMORPGs, religion and politics.
- A Survivor of Christian Ritual Abuse
- Conservatism is just fascism with training wheels
"It's actually a legal definition -- 'whole milk.' And it's whole with a W for those of you that have a problem."
January 17, 2026 at 8:59 PM
"It's actually a legal definition -- 'whole milk.' And it's whole with a W for those of you that have a problem."
Literally doing the meme
January 14, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Literally doing the meme
Restaurant is playing some classic Depeche Mode.
a white cat laying on a pink blanket looking up
ALT: a white cat laying on a pink blanket looking up
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Restaurant is playing some classic Depeche Mode.
Reposted by Novowels
The conservative movement's entire defensive strategy is now "we can just make up a story about what happened where we are the good guys and you are the bad guys every time" and it works because the media refuses to consistently point out that they are lying because then they whine about "bias"
January 8, 2026 at 12:29 AM
The conservative movement's entire defensive strategy is now "we can just make up a story about what happened where we are the good guys and you are the bad guys every time" and it works because the media refuses to consistently point out that they are lying because then they whine about "bias"
“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book has been rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street and building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And that process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped."
--Orwell, 1984
--Orwell, 1984
According to the White House, this is the "true" timeline of January 6th.
January 7, 2026 at 4:07 AM
“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book has been rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street and building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And that process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped."
--Orwell, 1984
--Orwell, 1984
This is not new behavior, just look up Horst Wessel -- they need these "martyrs"
I know theres a lot wrong here, but the Ashli Babbit stuff really disturbs me. She was actively breaking into the house chamber. What happened next was the logical outcome.
And now she's a fucking martyr.
And now she's a fucking martyr.
January 7, 2026 at 12:24 AM
This is not new behavior, just look up Horst Wessel -- they need these "martyrs"
Found a Mario powerscaling argument in YouTube comments.
January 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Found a Mario powerscaling argument in YouTube comments.
Christmas Eve tamales -- and the aftermath
December 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Christmas Eve tamales -- and the aftermath
Arguing with fascist bullies is my Christmas gift to myself.
And to all a goodnight!
And to all a goodnight!
December 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Arguing with fascist bullies is my Christmas gift to myself.
And to all a goodnight!
And to all a goodnight!
As a white man, let me tell you: The idea that white men are being asked to apologize for being white is purely a fabricated white supremacist, neo-Nazi conspiracy theory.
So now we know where Vance is getting his information.
So now we know where Vance is getting his information.
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 22, 2025 at 5:20 AM
As a white man, let me tell you: The idea that white men are being asked to apologize for being white is purely a fabricated white supremacist, neo-Nazi conspiracy theory.
So now we know where Vance is getting his information.
So now we know where Vance is getting his information.
PlutoTV goes to commercial for the CBS channel "play of day" -- playing some basketball game highlight -- and then THE COMMERCIAL splits screen so they can show ANOTHER commercial during the clip.
December 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
PlutoTV goes to commercial for the CBS channel "play of day" -- playing some basketball game highlight -- and then THE COMMERCIAL splits screen so they can show ANOTHER commercial during the clip.
Reposted by Novowels
Bjork's hitboxes are wild
December 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Bjork's hitboxes are wild
Angel Films, the weirdo far-right Christisn Nationalist movie group, is making a Pixarified version of Animal Farm.
This is an ideological mismatch on the same level as Zack Snyder doing Watchmen.
This is an ideological mismatch on the same level as Zack Snyder doing Watchmen.
December 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Angel Films, the weirdo far-right Christisn Nationalist movie group, is making a Pixarified version of Animal Farm.
This is an ideological mismatch on the same level as Zack Snyder doing Watchmen.
This is an ideological mismatch on the same level as Zack Snyder doing Watchmen.
@redlettermedia.com is shouted out as new NPCs in the Alliance housing district with the latest World of #Warcraft patch!
(Mike Sto)Klasa, "Riev" (Evans), and (Jay) Bauman are hanging out in a crypt, where Klasa sells very spooktacular spider web decorations for your new house.
"That's right Jay!"
(Mike Sto)Klasa, "Riev" (Evans), and (Jay) Bauman are hanging out in a crypt, where Klasa sells very spooktacular spider web decorations for your new house.
"That's right Jay!"
December 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
@redlettermedia.com is shouted out as new NPCs in the Alliance housing district with the latest World of #Warcraft patch!
(Mike Sto)Klasa, "Riev" (Evans), and (Jay) Bauman are hanging out in a crypt, where Klasa sells very spooktacular spider web decorations for your new house.
"That's right Jay!"
(Mike Sto)Klasa, "Riev" (Evans), and (Jay) Bauman are hanging out in a crypt, where Klasa sells very spooktacular spider web decorations for your new house.
"That's right Jay!"
World of Warcraft housing and decorating is fun, but tracking down all the vendors and then finding which char has the right quests done/currency/factions at Exalted so I can buy stuff off the vendors is pretty unfun. #Warcraft
December 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
World of Warcraft housing and decorating is fun, but tracking down all the vendors and then finding which char has the right quests done/currency/factions at Exalted so I can buy stuff off the vendors is pretty unfun. #Warcraft
Oof.
This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 4, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Oof.
It's time for that game again: "Incompetent or Nazi?"
Get your votes in early, folks!
Get your votes in early, folks!
Pete Hegseth's nameplate during today's cabinet meeting featured an unfortunate error.
(Andrew Caballero-Reynolds/AFP via Getty)
(Andrew Caballero-Reynolds/AFP via Getty)
December 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
It's time for that game again: "Incompetent or Nazi?"
Get your votes in early, folks!
Get your votes in early, folks!
I don't want him to get any more time, money, or attention at all... but I am perversely interested in how bad a Father Ted reboot twisted into a bizarre, bitter screed against all of his perceived enemies would flame out in a MST3k kind of way.
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I don't want him to get any more time, money, or attention at all... but I am perversely interested in how bad a Father Ted reboot twisted into a bizarre, bitter screed against all of his perceived enemies would flame out in a MST3k kind of way.
20 mins with Zohran and Trump is like, "hey comrade!"
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM
20 mins with Zohran and Trump is like, "hey comrade!"
help im dying of laughter
I am flabbergasted that this worked with Grok.
November 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
help im dying of laughter
Some people are cheering on the meeting between Trump and Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman because they think it will lead to a potential buyout of Warner Bros / Discovery by Saudi Arabia -- who would fire James Gunn and bring back Zack Snyder and the Snyderverse, obviously.
November 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Some people are cheering on the meeting between Trump and Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman because they think it will lead to a potential buyout of Warner Bros / Discovery by Saudi Arabia -- who would fire James Gunn and bring back Zack Snyder and the Snyderverse, obviously.
"Nigerian prince" email scammers purposefully use an outlandish, unbelievable, non-credible story in order to filter out those people who are smart enough that they might question their sketchy requests later on.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
"Nigerian prince" email scammers purposefully use an outlandish, unbelievable, non-credible story in order to filter out those people who are smart enough that they might question their sketchy requests later on.