Andy Cowley
@andycowley.uk
Idiot from the Black Country with ADHD. Used to be crazygibbon on twatter a thousand years ago.
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Not sure if Man United owner Jim Ratcliffe will see this being as he literally migrated to Monaco to avoid paying tax in the UK, but we wanted to put this up outside the stadium anyway….
📍 Old Trafford, Matt Busby Way
📍 Old Trafford, Matt Busby Way
February 13, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Not sure if Man United owner Jim Ratcliffe will see this being as he literally migrated to Monaco to avoid paying tax in the UK, but we wanted to put this up outside the stadium anyway….
📍 Old Trafford, Matt Busby Way
📍 Old Trafford, Matt Busby Way
Day 247 of THE DAMPNESS:
A tailor is coming this afternoon to sew me into a Sou'wester. He says my body will eventually accept it as its own and graft onto my skin.
I found a mysterious lump on the dog's neck. He has begun to grow gills.
Travel on foot is impossible without a coracle.
A tailor is coming this afternoon to sew me into a Sou'wester. He says my body will eventually accept it as its own and graft onto my skin.
I found a mysterious lump on the dog's neck. He has begun to grow gills.
Travel on foot is impossible without a coracle.
February 13, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Day 247 of THE DAMPNESS:
A tailor is coming this afternoon to sew me into a Sou'wester. He says my body will eventually accept it as its own and graft onto my skin.
I found a mysterious lump on the dog's neck. He has begun to grow gills.
Travel on foot is impossible without a coracle.
A tailor is coming this afternoon to sew me into a Sou'wester. He says my body will eventually accept it as its own and graft onto my skin.
I found a mysterious lump on the dog's neck. He has begun to grow gills.
Travel on foot is impossible without a coracle.
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Palantir, a US spy-tech firm, has been given access to millions of NHS patient records.
Its founder has said the NHS should be 'ripped up'.
Join me in calling on the government to end the dangerous Palantir contract.
you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/st...
Its founder has said the NHS should be 'ripped up'.
Join me in calling on the government to end the dangerous Palantir contract.
you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/st...
Stop Palantir taking over our public services!
Our public services aren’t for a secretive profit-hungry US tech firm. Sign the petition to tell the Government to scrap all contracts with secretive US tech firm Palantir.
you.38degrees.org.uk
February 13, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Palantir, a US spy-tech firm, has been given access to millions of NHS patient records.
Its founder has said the NHS should be 'ripped up'.
Join me in calling on the government to end the dangerous Palantir contract.
you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/st...
Its founder has said the NHS should be 'ripped up'.
Join me in calling on the government to end the dangerous Palantir contract.
you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/st...
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February 12, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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Oh he's apologised that "people found it offensive" has he? Well fuck a doodle do.
Firstly, that isn't an apology. Cat's out of the bag. We know you're a racist, tax-dodging cunt who milks the country for profit and contributes nothing in return.
Secondly, what's the point in these apologies?
Firstly, that isn't an apology. Cat's out of the bag. We know you're a racist, tax-dodging cunt who milks the country for profit and contributes nothing in return.
Secondly, what's the point in these apologies?
February 12, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Oh he's apologised that "people found it offensive" has he? Well fuck a doodle do.
Firstly, that isn't an apology. Cat's out of the bag. We know you're a racist, tax-dodging cunt who milks the country for profit and contributes nothing in return.
Secondly, what's the point in these apologies?
Firstly, that isn't an apology. Cat's out of the bag. We know you're a racist, tax-dodging cunt who milks the country for profit and contributes nothing in return.
Secondly, what's the point in these apologies?
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"Oh, monsieur. Oh... the boys took a beating on that one"
February 11, 2026 at 9:58 PM
"Oh, monsieur. Oh... the boys took a beating on that one"
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It’s Leslie Nielsen’s birthday & this is still the greatest gag in the history of comedy.
February 11, 2026 at 7:44 AM
It’s Leslie Nielsen’s birthday & this is still the greatest gag in the history of comedy.
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
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#DumpRing trending on Threads too. People are really pissed off. Imagine spending millions on a Super Bowl ad for it to result in thousands of customers immediately denouncing, rejecting and cancelling your product.
February 11, 2026 at 2:01 AM
#DumpRing trending on Threads too. People are really pissed off. Imagine spending millions on a Super Bowl ad for it to result in thousands of customers immediately denouncing, rejecting and cancelling your product.
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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Women's Institute branches shutting themselves down rather than enforce bigotry against trans women
Women's Institute branches shutting down over trans ban
Several branches of the Women's Institute (WI) have declared they will suspend activities following the organisation's ban on trans women.
www.thepinknews.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Women's Institute branches shutting themselves down rather than enforce bigotry against trans women
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Poland has asked victims of Epstein to come forward. The UK hasn't done this. If the UK govt did they would have to face up to the fact that the trans panic was in part organised by Epstein for which evidence exists in the Epstein files and that trans women and girls are the victims of this abuse.
February 8, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Poland has asked victims of Epstein to come forward. The UK hasn't done this. If the UK govt did they would have to face up to the fact that the trans panic was in part organised by Epstein for which evidence exists in the Epstein files and that trans women and girls are the victims of this abuse.
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Your Sunday morning long read ⬇️
If you’re not trans and you think trans people protest too much…
I’m the mother of Alice a trans woman who died by suicide…
this stuff matters…mainstream media isn’t reporting it because they’re complicit in it…
Here’s why trans people and allies alike protest…
If you’re not trans and you think trans people protest too much…
I’m the mother of Alice a trans woman who died by suicide…
this stuff matters…mainstream media isn’t reporting it because they’re complicit in it…
Here’s why trans people and allies alike protest…
I've written a blog aimed at cis ppl, on the recent revelations of rising trans suicide rates since NHS England removed gender affirming care for u18s, in particular about my involvement with trying to seek the truth and the trauma the gaslighting by Appleby, Streeting, Cass and the media causes.
Trans youth suicide - the truth we've always known. What it means to me and what I've been doing about it.
Last week Queer AF broke a story that revealed the suicide rate in trans under eighteens is around fourteen times higher than you might expect from census data.As the parent of Alice a trans woman who...
www.carolinelitman.com
February 8, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Your Sunday morning long read ⬇️
If you’re not trans and you think trans people protest too much…
I’m the mother of Alice a trans woman who died by suicide…
this stuff matters…mainstream media isn’t reporting it because they’re complicit in it…
Here’s why trans people and allies alike protest…
If you’re not trans and you think trans people protest too much…
I’m the mother of Alice a trans woman who died by suicide…
this stuff matters…mainstream media isn’t reporting it because they’re complicit in it…
Here’s why trans people and allies alike protest…
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It is super weird whenever someone sets up a new Substack and I can't say I have regrets about ditching the platform at all
Revealed: How Substack makes money from hosting Nazi newsletters
Exclusive: Site takes a cut of subscriptions to content that promotes far-right ideology, white supremacy and antisemitism
www.theguardian.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:50 PM
It is super weird whenever someone sets up a new Substack and I can't say I have regrets about ditching the platform at all
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Acive duty military are being ordered to buy a ticket to Melania and watch it, whether they want to, or not. www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/mil...
Military Pressured to See ‘Melania’ Against Their Will
A military group has evidence of troops being ordered into theater—the movie theater.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 7, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Acive duty military are being ordered to buy a ticket to Melania and watch it, whether they want to, or not. www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/mil...
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The Struggles Of Elon Musk 😔
February 5, 2026 at 12:32 PM
The Struggles Of Elon Musk 😔
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In these dark days of February, a little something to look forward to.
February 7, 2026 at 6:42 AM
In these dark days of February, a little something to look forward to.
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A freedom of information request by Good Law Project has found that deaths by suicide of trans young people under 18 surged following the withdrawal of gender-affirming healthcare 👇
https://goodlaw.social/kyob
https://goodlaw.social/kyob
New data shows surge in trans kids’ suicides following healthcare rollbacks | Good Law Project
A freedom of information request by Good Law Project has found that deaths by suicide of trans young people under 18 surged following the withdrawal of gender-affirming healthcare
goodlaw.social
February 7, 2026 at 9:21 AM
A freedom of information request by Good Law Project has found that deaths by suicide of trans young people under 18 surged following the withdrawal of gender-affirming healthcare 👇
https://goodlaw.social/kyob
https://goodlaw.social/kyob
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An attempt to disconnect our gas connection earlier today👇
SSE Airtricity’s AI chatbot is going a little out of scope 😬
SSE Airtricity’s AI chatbot is going a little out of scope 😬
February 6, 2026 at 1:04 PM
An attempt to disconnect our gas connection earlier today👇
SSE Airtricity’s AI chatbot is going a little out of scope 😬
SSE Airtricity’s AI chatbot is going a little out of scope 😬
The winter Olympics "It's Your Vibe" motto is very...
a man is carrying a skateboard over his shoulder and talking to a group of people .
Alt: Steve Buscemi is carrying a skateboard over his shoulder and talking to a group of kids with the caption "How do you do, fellow kids?"
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 11:09 AM
The winter Olympics "It's Your Vibe" motto is very...