Andrew Bohrer
@andrewbohrer.bsky.social
writer, illustrator, bartender, cocktail historian, knight-errant, shaggy-dog, andrewbohrer.com
Sometimes it’s “fun” to see AI do something correctly.
January 16, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Sometimes it’s “fun” to see AI do something correctly.
Get the book, drink the drinks, listen to some shaggy dog stories, have a laugh. Maybe, learn a lil’ something.
For more of my Mid-Atlantic friends: On Monday, the 19th I'll be at Southpaw, Baltimore--one of my favorite bars!--from 4 to 7, signing books and carrying on. They'll be serving a slew of cocktails from the Comic Book History. See yinz there, I hope!
January 15, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Get the book, drink the drinks, listen to some shaggy dog stories, have a laugh. Maybe, learn a lil’ something.
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This man should be President.
January 15, 2026 at 4:37 PM
This man should be President.
We always knew it was you, Kyle.
"Traffic isn’t chaos. It’s just therapy with horns. Every red light is a breathing exercise. Every missed exit is an opportunity for growth."
Hi, I’m the Guy Who Gets in the Straight Lane and Then Merges into the Turn Lane Just to Avoid Traffic
Hi, my name’s Kyle. Yes, I get in whatever lane has fewer cars and then merge. I merge late so others can practice forgiveness. I don’t see it as c...
buff.ly
January 15, 2026 at 4:36 PM
We always knew it was you, Kyle.
If you told six year old me that astronauts would be reaching out to me I wouldn’t believe it.
And then you if you told me they’d be asking for money, wow.
And then you if you told me they’d be asking for money, wow.
January 14, 2026 at 4:34 AM
If you told six year old me that astronauts would be reaching out to me I wouldn’t believe it.
And then you if you told me they’d be asking for money, wow.
And then you if you told me they’d be asking for money, wow.
“See that bookshelf over there? I wrote all of those comic strips. But do they call me ‘Scott the cartoonist?’ No.”
“Look at this lightning in a bottle, I captured the corporate zeitgeist of a generation. Do they call me ‘Scott the existential?’ No.”
“You make incessant racist comments and…”
“Look at this lightning in a bottle, I captured the corporate zeitgeist of a generation. Do they call me ‘Scott the existential?’ No.”
“You make incessant racist comments and…”
January 13, 2026 at 6:00 PM
“See that bookshelf over there? I wrote all of those comic strips. But do they call me ‘Scott the cartoonist?’ No.”
“Look at this lightning in a bottle, I captured the corporate zeitgeist of a generation. Do they call me ‘Scott the existential?’ No.”
“You make incessant racist comments and…”
“Look at this lightning in a bottle, I captured the corporate zeitgeist of a generation. Do they call me ‘Scott the existential?’ No.”
“You make incessant racist comments and…”
MAD Magazine is still doing it.
January 13, 2026 at 4:24 AM
MAD Magazine is still doing it.
“Hello, can I interest you in some times?”
“Oh, no thank you. I’ve had enough of these unprecedented times.”
“Don’t, worry, we only provide precedented times.”
“In that case, I’ll take some.”
“Alright then, here are your precedented times. By the way, the precedent is 1933 Germany. No refunds.”
“Oh, no thank you. I’ve had enough of these unprecedented times.”
“Don’t, worry, we only provide precedented times.”
“In that case, I’ll take some.”
“Alright then, here are your precedented times. By the way, the precedent is 1933 Germany. No refunds.”
January 12, 2026 at 10:38 PM
“Hello, can I interest you in some times?”
“Oh, no thank you. I’ve had enough of these unprecedented times.”
“Don’t, worry, we only provide precedented times.”
“In that case, I’ll take some.”
“Alright then, here are your precedented times. By the way, the precedent is 1933 Germany. No refunds.”
“Oh, no thank you. I’ve had enough of these unprecedented times.”
“Don’t, worry, we only provide precedented times.”
“In that case, I’ll take some.”
“Alright then, here are your precedented times. By the way, the precedent is 1933 Germany. No refunds.”
I’m picking up a shift I’m February and I want to make genever and ssamjang Bloody Mary’s.
The theme is not “cleaning out my pantry.”
But also it’s not, not the theme.
The theme is not “cleaning out my pantry.”
But also it’s not, not the theme.
January 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I’m picking up a shift I’m February and I want to make genever and ssamjang Bloody Mary’s.
The theme is not “cleaning out my pantry.”
But also it’s not, not the theme.
The theme is not “cleaning out my pantry.”
But also it’s not, not the theme.
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Youth Independent Mobility should really be a key metric in a city's success. We all win.
January 9, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Youth Independent Mobility should really be a key metric in a city's success. We all win.
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Won't be told what's possible by a bunch of assholes who can't see past the end of their careers, sorry
January 9, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Won't be told what's possible by a bunch of assholes who can't see past the end of their careers, sorry
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Reporter Who Has Been Wrong For A Decade Considers Himself A Realist
January 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Reporter Who Has Been Wrong For A Decade Considers Himself A Realist
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It is absolutely legal to take photos and video of any government agent or building if you are in a public space. Know your rights and what to do if challenged.
Know Your Rights | Protesters’ Rights | ACLU
The First Amendment protects your right to assemble and express your views through protest. However, police and other government officials are allowed to place certain narrow restrictions on the exerc...
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January 9, 2026 at 5:37 PM
It is absolutely legal to take photos and video of any government agent or building if you are in a public space. Know your rights and what to do if challenged.
New Voight-Kampff Test dropped:
“The guy with neck tattoo? Or the woman with the rock garden on their desk?”
“The guy with neck tattoo? Or the woman with the rock garden on their desk?”
January 8, 2026 at 10:37 PM
New Voight-Kampff Test dropped:
“The guy with neck tattoo? Or the woman with the rock garden on their desk?”
“The guy with neck tattoo? Or the woman with the rock garden on their desk?”
Rather, the vice president doxed him. But whatever, a good investor doesn’t criticize sources.
January 8, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Rather, the vice president doxed him. But whatever, a good investor doesn’t criticize sources.
“Who is an affable, public person, making reasonable points?”
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 8, 2026 at 1:05 AM
“Who is an affable, public person, making reasonable points?”
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Instagram be like
“you know what’ll soothe you from that video of someone being murdered?
How about a direct to consumer, cozy button down?”
“you know what’ll soothe you from that video of someone being murdered?
How about a direct to consumer, cozy button down?”
January 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Instagram be like
“you know what’ll soothe you from that video of someone being murdered?
How about a direct to consumer, cozy button down?”
“you know what’ll soothe you from that video of someone being murdered?
How about a direct to consumer, cozy button down?”
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In 1950 NYC bartenders announced a Moscow Mule boycott. But by then vodka was HOT, driven by a generational switch–no one wants to drink what their parents drank. Vodka continued the Russian mystique by harkening back to the Czars and the Russian Imperial Court, conveniently ignoring Communism. 20/
January 7, 2026 at 9:32 PM
In 1950 NYC bartenders announced a Moscow Mule boycott. But by then vodka was HOT, driven by a generational switch–no one wants to drink what their parents drank. Vodka continued the Russian mystique by harkening back to the Czars and the Russian Imperial Court, conveniently ignoring Communism. 20/
If you are sleeping well, you’re kind of a piece of shit.
January 7, 2026 at 4:04 PM
If you are sleeping well, you’re kind of a piece of shit.
Don’t take HBO’s advice on mental health.
January 6, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Don’t take HBO’s advice on mental health.
I’m still occasionally told “there’s a Chartreuse shortage.” And I’ll never comment on that again.
But I when I next hear that, I’ll instead ask:
“What is the name of the person from whom you buy your booze?”
Not the store. The person.
But I when I next hear that, I’ll instead ask:
“What is the name of the person from whom you buy your booze?”
Not the store. The person.
January 5, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I’m still occasionally told “there’s a Chartreuse shortage.” And I’ll never comment on that again.
But I when I next hear that, I’ll instead ask:
“What is the name of the person from whom you buy your booze?”
Not the store. The person.
But I when I next hear that, I’ll instead ask:
“What is the name of the person from whom you buy your booze?”
Not the store. The person.
Putin to Trump:
“What did I tell you? It’d be fun and nobody would care. See?”
“What did I tell you? It’d be fun and nobody would care. See?”
January 3, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Putin to Trump:
“What did I tell you? It’d be fun and nobody would care. See?”
“What did I tell you? It’d be fun and nobody would care. See?”
Product placement watch: Lagavulin circa 1880 in Death by Lightning
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Product placement watch: Lagavulin circa 1880 in Death by Lightning