Andrew Bohrer
@andrewbohrer.bsky.social
writer, illustrator, bartender, cocktail historian, knight-errant, shaggy-dog, andrewbohrer.com
Don’t take HBO’s advice on mental health.
January 6, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Don’t take HBO’s advice on mental health.
I’m still occasionally told “there’s a Chartreuse shortage.” And I’ll never comment on that again.
But I when I next hear that, I’ll instead ask:
“What is the name of the person from whom you buy your booze?”
Not the store. The person.
But I when I next hear that, I’ll instead ask:
“What is the name of the person from whom you buy your booze?”
Not the store. The person.
January 5, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I’m still occasionally told “there’s a Chartreuse shortage.” And I’ll never comment on that again.
But I when I next hear that, I’ll instead ask:
“What is the name of the person from whom you buy your booze?”
Not the store. The person.
But I when I next hear that, I’ll instead ask:
“What is the name of the person from whom you buy your booze?”
Not the store. The person.
Putin to Trump:
“What did I tell you? It’d be fun and nobody would care. See?”
“What did I tell you? It’d be fun and nobody would care. See?”
January 3, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Putin to Trump:
“What did I tell you? It’d be fun and nobody would care. See?”
“What did I tell you? It’d be fun and nobody would care. See?”
Product placement watch: Lagavulin circa 1880 in Death by Lightning
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Product placement watch: Lagavulin circa 1880 in Death by Lightning
As a hospitality professional, I can tell you, people always act like this.
There’s just greater density on New Year’s Eve.
There’s just greater density on New Year’s Eve.
December 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
As a hospitality professional, I can tell you, people always act like this.
There’s just greater density on New Year’s Eve.
There’s just greater density on New Year’s Eve.
I don’t know where you are in the world right now, but yes, that smell is my dog farting in her sleep.
December 31, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I don’t know where you are in the world right now, but yes, that smell is my dog farting in her sleep.
“Look, every building in your hometown either used to be a train station, sold peanuts, or was where Lincoln was shot,”
according to my wife.
She’s not wrong.
according to my wife.
She’s not wrong.
December 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
“Look, every building in your hometown either used to be a train station, sold peanuts, or was where Lincoln was shot,”
according to my wife.
She’s not wrong.
according to my wife.
She’s not wrong.
The question isn’t:
“Is a colander that has only strained pasta clean?”
The question is:
“What does your answer say about you?”
“Is a colander that has only strained pasta clean?”
The question is:
“What does your answer say about you?”
December 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The question isn’t:
“Is a colander that has only strained pasta clean?”
The question is:
“What does your answer say about you?”
“Is a colander that has only strained pasta clean?”
The question is:
“What does your answer say about you?”
Skeleton in the Dr’s office is such a flex.
But, low key, in any office.
But, low key, in any office.
December 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Skeleton in the Dr’s office is such a flex.
But, low key, in any office.
But, low key, in any office.
Is Paddington not an addict just because he’s polite?
December 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Is Paddington not an addict just because he’s polite?
I would love to reenter the Book It! Economy, if just for a day.
December 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I would love to reenter the Book It! Economy, if just for a day.
Animals are great for #TTRPG battles.
GM: “Are you sure you want to start a fight and kill everyone in the bar?”
Party: “I guess? Yeah, sure.”
GM: “Moo Deng’s mother charges you…”
Party: “we drop all of our rations and run.”
GM: “Are you sure you want to start a fight and kill everyone in the bar?”
Party: “I guess? Yeah, sure.”
GM: “Moo Deng’s mother charges you…”
Party: “we drop all of our rations and run.”
Hippopotamus! The most deadly real life animal in the monster manual #hippopotamus #hippo #shadowdark #momstermanual #shadowdarkrpg #dndart #osrart
December 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Animals are great for #TTRPG battles.
GM: “Are you sure you want to start a fight and kill everyone in the bar?”
Party: “I guess? Yeah, sure.”
GM: “Moo Deng’s mother charges you…”
Party: “we drop all of our rations and run.”
GM: “Are you sure you want to start a fight and kill everyone in the bar?”
Party: “I guess? Yeah, sure.”
GM: “Moo Deng’s mother charges you…”
Party: “we drop all of our rations and run.”
Reposted by Andrew Bohrer
The CBS 60 Minutes CECOT segment showed up in Canada's Global TV app and then quickly disappeared. But a direct copy (not a screen recording) is now archived online: https://archive.org/details/60minutes-cecotsegment
Pulled 60 Minutes segment on CECOT : CBS : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
This is a screen recording of a 60 Minutes segment about the Centro de Confinamiento del Terrorismo (CECOT) prison in El Salvador, which was intended to be...
archive.org
December 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The CBS 60 Minutes CECOT segment showed up in Canada's Global TV app and then quickly disappeared. But a direct copy (not a screen recording) is now archived online: https://archive.org/details/60minutes-cecotsegment
“Would you like to make it a double for…?”
Is a shibboleth of saints and angels.
Is a shibboleth of saints and angels.
December 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
“Would you like to make it a double for…?”
Is a shibboleth of saints and angels.
Is a shibboleth of saints and angels.
No stolen valor here- more than half the time I’ve spent in Detroit has been at the airport.
And that said, god damnit if this isn’t the kindest place on the planet. It’s a hub of hospitality.
I love it so much.
And that said, god damnit if this isn’t the kindest place on the planet. It’s a hub of hospitality.
I love it so much.
December 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
No stolen valor here- more than half the time I’ve spent in Detroit has been at the airport.
And that said, god damnit if this isn’t the kindest place on the planet. It’s a hub of hospitality.
I love it so much.
And that said, god damnit if this isn’t the kindest place on the planet. It’s a hub of hospitality.
I love it so much.
Tip 50% or better for the next eight days.
Make a reservation for a restaurant in January.
Buy a round for the neighborhood bar.
Be a hero.
Make a reservation for a restaurant in January.
Buy a round for the neighborhood bar.
Be a hero.
December 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Tip 50% or better for the next eight days.
Make a reservation for a restaurant in January.
Buy a round for the neighborhood bar.
Be a hero.
Make a reservation for a restaurant in January.
Buy a round for the neighborhood bar.
Be a hero.
Reposted by Andrew Bohrer
nothing but respect for my Madame Web
December 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
nothing but respect for my Madame Web
I send my dad coasters from my travels.
A small sampling.
A small sampling.
December 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I send my dad coasters from my travels.
A small sampling.
A small sampling.
Reposted by Andrew Bohrer
Precisely that--and nobody says "you must only drink this punch." Even in the 18th century there was always wine on the table, too. But the punch was delicious and sneakily potent and served as a kind of secular communion which all could share. If that doesn't appeal to you, more for the rest of us.
If your party guests aren't eagerly draining your punch bowl despite an abundance of other options on offer, that's a skill issue.
slate.com/life/2025/12...
slate.com/life/2025/12...
One of the Oldest Christmas Traditions Has Outlived Its Value. Toss It, and Join Me in the Glittering Yuletide Future.
Put down that ladle!
slate.com
December 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Precisely that--and nobody says "you must only drink this punch." Even in the 18th century there was always wine on the table, too. But the punch was delicious and sneakily potent and served as a kind of secular communion which all could share. If that doesn't appeal to you, more for the rest of us.
“You sister wants that antique dresser,” says dad.
“Bonehead move on her part, I’m taking the gingerbread man cookie cutter,” I informed.
“Bonehead move on her part, I’m taking the gingerbread man cookie cutter,” I informed.
December 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
“You sister wants that antique dresser,” says dad.
“Bonehead move on her part, I’m taking the gingerbread man cookie cutter,” I informed.
“Bonehead move on her part, I’m taking the gingerbread man cookie cutter,” I informed.
My gangster-ass parents prepped by to buy some furniture from Amish folk.
December 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
My gangster-ass parents prepped by to buy some furniture from Amish folk.
Please enjoy the schadenfreude of the news without having to sully your search history:
For years, Jake Paul has engineered a boxing career less about the sport itself and more about spectacle carefully curated matchups, exhibition rules, and opponents selected to maximize his advantages while minimizing real danger.
Jake Paul Learned the Hard Way: Anthony Joshua Ends the Influencer Boxing Era | Black Girl Nerds
Jake Paul has engineered a boxing career less about the sport itself and more about spectacle carefully curated matchups and exhibition rules
blackgirlnerds.com
December 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Please enjoy the schadenfreude of the news without having to sully your search history:
My buddy sent me this website and the first random post was for old Bols advocaat #cocktails Drink your eggs!
www.modernillustration.org/archive/bols...
www.modernillustration.org/archive/bols...
Fancy a Snowball? - Bols Advocaat (c.1960s) — Modern Illustration
Format: Beermat Year: c.1960s
www.modernillustration.org
December 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
My buddy sent me this website and the first random post was for old Bols advocaat #cocktails Drink your eggs!
www.modernillustration.org/archive/bols...
www.modernillustration.org/archive/bols...
It’s not the armor they think it is.
Most weak-kneed phrase in journalism right now?
“Critics say…”
“Critics say…”
December 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
It’s not the armor they think it is.