Andrew Bohrer
@andrewbohrer.bsky.social
writer, illustrator, bartender, cocktail historian, knight-errant, shaggy-dog, andrewbohrer.com
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Youth Independent Mobility should really be a key metric in a city's success. We all win.
January 9, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Youth Independent Mobility should really be a key metric in a city's success. We all win.
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Won't be told what's possible by a bunch of assholes who can't see past the end of their careers, sorry
January 9, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Won't be told what's possible by a bunch of assholes who can't see past the end of their careers, sorry
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Reporter Who Has Been Wrong For A Decade Considers Himself A Realist
January 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Reporter Who Has Been Wrong For A Decade Considers Himself A Realist
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It is absolutely legal to take photos and video of any government agent or building if you are in a public space. Know your rights and what to do if challenged.
Know Your Rights | Protesters’ Rights | ACLU
The First Amendment protects your right to assemble and express your views through protest. However, police and other government officials are allowed to place certain narrow restrictions on the exerc...
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January 9, 2026 at 5:37 PM
It is absolutely legal to take photos and video of any government agent or building if you are in a public space. Know your rights and what to do if challenged.
New Voight-Kampff Test dropped:
“The guy with neck tattoo? Or the woman with the rock garden on their desk?”
“The guy with neck tattoo? Or the woman with the rock garden on their desk?”
January 8, 2026 at 10:37 PM
New Voight-Kampff Test dropped:
“The guy with neck tattoo? Or the woman with the rock garden on their desk?”
“The guy with neck tattoo? Or the woman with the rock garden on their desk?”
Rather, the vice president doxed him. But whatever, a good investor doesn’t criticize sources.
January 8, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Rather, the vice president doxed him. But whatever, a good investor doesn’t criticize sources.
“Who is an affable, public person, making reasonable points?”
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 8, 2026 at 1:05 AM
“Who is an affable, public person, making reasonable points?”
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Instagram be like
“you know what’ll soothe you from that video of someone being murdered?
How about a direct to consumer, cozy button down?”
“you know what’ll soothe you from that video of someone being murdered?
How about a direct to consumer, cozy button down?”
January 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Instagram be like
“you know what’ll soothe you from that video of someone being murdered?
How about a direct to consumer, cozy button down?”
“you know what’ll soothe you from that video of someone being murdered?
How about a direct to consumer, cozy button down?”
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In 1950 NYC bartenders announced a Moscow Mule boycott. But by then vodka was HOT, driven by a generational switch–no one wants to drink what their parents drank. Vodka continued the Russian mystique by harkening back to the Czars and the Russian Imperial Court, conveniently ignoring Communism. 20/
January 7, 2026 at 9:32 PM
In 1950 NYC bartenders announced a Moscow Mule boycott. But by then vodka was HOT, driven by a generational switch–no one wants to drink what their parents drank. Vodka continued the Russian mystique by harkening back to the Czars and the Russian Imperial Court, conveniently ignoring Communism. 20/
If you are sleeping well, you’re kind of a piece of shit.
January 7, 2026 at 4:04 PM
If you are sleeping well, you’re kind of a piece of shit.
Don’t take HBO’s advice on mental health.
January 6, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Don’t take HBO’s advice on mental health.
I’m still occasionally told “there’s a Chartreuse shortage.” And I’ll never comment on that again.
But I when I next hear that, I’ll instead ask:
“What is the name of the person from whom you buy your booze?”
Not the store. The person.
But I when I next hear that, I’ll instead ask:
“What is the name of the person from whom you buy your booze?”
Not the store. The person.
January 5, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I’m still occasionally told “there’s a Chartreuse shortage.” And I’ll never comment on that again.
But I when I next hear that, I’ll instead ask:
“What is the name of the person from whom you buy your booze?”
Not the store. The person.
But I when I next hear that, I’ll instead ask:
“What is the name of the person from whom you buy your booze?”
Not the store. The person.
Putin to Trump:
“What did I tell you? It’d be fun and nobody would care. See?”
“What did I tell you? It’d be fun and nobody would care. See?”
January 3, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Putin to Trump:
“What did I tell you? It’d be fun and nobody would care. See?”
“What did I tell you? It’d be fun and nobody would care. See?”
Product placement watch: Lagavulin circa 1880 in Death by Lightning
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Product placement watch: Lagavulin circa 1880 in Death by Lightning
As a hospitality professional, I can tell you, people always act like this.
There’s just greater density on New Year’s Eve.
There’s just greater density on New Year’s Eve.
December 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
As a hospitality professional, I can tell you, people always act like this.
There’s just greater density on New Year’s Eve.
There’s just greater density on New Year’s Eve.
I don’t know where you are in the world right now, but yes, that smell is my dog farting in her sleep.
December 31, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I don’t know where you are in the world right now, but yes, that smell is my dog farting in her sleep.
“Look, every building in your hometown either used to be a train station, sold peanuts, or was where Lincoln was shot,”
according to my wife.
She’s not wrong.
according to my wife.
She’s not wrong.
December 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
“Look, every building in your hometown either used to be a train station, sold peanuts, or was where Lincoln was shot,”
according to my wife.
She’s not wrong.
according to my wife.
She’s not wrong.
The question isn’t:
“Is a colander that has only strained pasta clean?”
The question is:
“What does your answer say about you?”
“Is a colander that has only strained pasta clean?”
The question is:
“What does your answer say about you?”
December 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The question isn’t:
“Is a colander that has only strained pasta clean?”
The question is:
“What does your answer say about you?”
“Is a colander that has only strained pasta clean?”
The question is:
“What does your answer say about you?”
Skeleton in the Dr’s office is such a flex.
But, low key, in any office.
But, low key, in any office.
December 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Skeleton in the Dr’s office is such a flex.
But, low key, in any office.
But, low key, in any office.
Is Paddington not an addict just because he’s polite?
December 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Is Paddington not an addict just because he’s polite?
I would love to reenter the Book It! Economy, if just for a day.
December 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I would love to reenter the Book It! Economy, if just for a day.
Animals are great for #TTRPG battles.
GM: “Are you sure you want to start a fight and kill everyone in the bar?”
Party: “I guess? Yeah, sure.”
GM: “Moo Deng’s mother charges you…”
Party: “we drop all of our rations and run.”
GM: “Are you sure you want to start a fight and kill everyone in the bar?”
Party: “I guess? Yeah, sure.”
GM: “Moo Deng’s mother charges you…”
Party: “we drop all of our rations and run.”
Hippopotamus! The most deadly real life animal in the monster manual #hippopotamus #hippo #shadowdark #momstermanual #shadowdarkrpg #dndart #osrart
December 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Animals are great for #TTRPG battles.
GM: “Are you sure you want to start a fight and kill everyone in the bar?”
Party: “I guess? Yeah, sure.”
GM: “Moo Deng’s mother charges you…”
Party: “we drop all of our rations and run.”
GM: “Are you sure you want to start a fight and kill everyone in the bar?”
Party: “I guess? Yeah, sure.”
GM: “Moo Deng’s mother charges you…”
Party: “we drop all of our rations and run.”
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The CBS 60 Minutes CECOT segment showed up in Canada's Global TV app and then quickly disappeared. But a direct copy (not a screen recording) is now archived online: https://archive.org/details/60minutes-cecotsegment
Pulled 60 Minutes segment on CECOT : CBS : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
This is a screen recording of a 60 Minutes segment about the Centro de Confinamiento del Terrorismo (CECOT) prison in El Salvador, which was intended to be...
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December 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The CBS 60 Minutes CECOT segment showed up in Canada's Global TV app and then quickly disappeared. But a direct copy (not a screen recording) is now archived online: https://archive.org/details/60minutes-cecotsegment