Andrew Bohrer
@andrewbohrer.bsky.social
writer, illustrator, bartender, cocktail historian, knight-errant, shaggy-dog, andrewbohrer.com
Write drunk edit sober?
Did you find an eighth day I don’t know about?
Why don’t they sell booze on this eighth day?
Did you find an eighth day I don’t know about?
Why don’t they sell booze on this eighth day?
November 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Write drunk edit sober?
Did you find an eighth day I don’t know about?
Why don’t they sell booze on this eighth day?
Did you find an eighth day I don’t know about?
Why don’t they sell booze on this eighth day?
My mom makes me molasses cookies. I will eat them to an injurious degree.
They have the most delicate hint of bitterness and an aroma of Caribbean islands.
They have the most delicate hint of bitterness and an aroma of Caribbean islands.
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
My mom makes me molasses cookies. I will eat them to an injurious degree.
They have the most delicate hint of bitterness and an aroma of Caribbean islands.
They have the most delicate hint of bitterness and an aroma of Caribbean islands.
My wife sees fast food on the credit card statement when she sends me deep into the suburbs to do an errand
November 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
My wife sees fast food on the credit card statement when she sends me deep into the suburbs to do an errand
Four Loko is dangerous.
November 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Four Loko is dangerous.
Advertisement for the “cool part of town.”
Architecture in the “cool part of town.”
Architecture in the “cool part of town.”
November 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Advertisement for the “cool part of town.”
Architecture in the “cool part of town.”
Architecture in the “cool part of town.”
I just witnessed the best three card monte I’ve ever seen.
The man was a true artist and joy to watch.
He almost got a couple of marks, maybe he would have made some money too.
If only his accomplice hadn’t gotten on at the same subway stop as him and legit looked like his son.
The man was a true artist and joy to watch.
He almost got a couple of marks, maybe he would have made some money too.
If only his accomplice hadn’t gotten on at the same subway stop as him and legit looked like his son.
November 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I just witnessed the best three card monte I’ve ever seen.
The man was a true artist and joy to watch.
He almost got a couple of marks, maybe he would have made some money too.
If only his accomplice hadn’t gotten on at the same subway stop as him and legit looked like his son.
The man was a true artist and joy to watch.
He almost got a couple of marks, maybe he would have made some money too.
If only his accomplice hadn’t gotten on at the same subway stop as him and legit looked like his son.
Discerning malice from incompetence is the most confusing and least important ratio you’ll ever think on.
By which I mean, don’t.
By which I mean, don’t.
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Discerning malice from incompetence is the most confusing and least important ratio you’ll ever think on.
By which I mean, don’t.
By which I mean, don’t.
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i was a regifted child
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
i was a regifted child
NYC Library has a great exhibit on Puerto Rican #==comicbooks right now.
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
NYC Library has a great exhibit on Puerto Rican #==comicbooks right now.
Imagine being like
“Affordable childcare is really going to ruin this town.”
“Affordable childcare is really going to ruin this town.”
November 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Imagine being like
“Affordable childcare is really going to ruin this town.”
“Affordable childcare is really going to ruin this town.”
Not a post for many, but indeed a post for me.
If there’s something strange
on Mustafar,
Who you gonna call?
on Mustafar,
Who you gonna call?
November 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Not a post for many, but indeed a post for me.
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Huge thanks to everyone who has donated wood to our woodchuck enclosure. We have reached an undetermined percentage of our goal.
November 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Huge thanks to everyone who has donated wood to our woodchuck enclosure. We have reached an undetermined percentage of our goal.
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Stacking books along one side of my staircase to let people know a sure-footed intellectual lives here
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Stacking books along one side of my staircase to let people know a sure-footed intellectual lives here
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Unlimited bread sticks type shit
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Unlimited bread sticks type shit
Sometimes a restaurant will have shochu on the menu, and that’s cool.
But I really prefer shōchū.
But I really prefer shōchū.
November 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Sometimes a restaurant will have shochu on the menu, and that’s cool.
But I really prefer shōchū.
But I really prefer shōchū.
I’m in NYC and I’ve been in a breadline for an hour.
This isn’t a joke about communism, just a normal day for a trendy bakery.
This isn’t a joke about communism, just a normal day for a trendy bakery.
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I’m in NYC and I’ve been in a breadline for an hour.
This isn’t a joke about communism, just a normal day for a trendy bakery.
This isn’t a joke about communism, just a normal day for a trendy bakery.
And tomorrow is new comic book day? What a world!
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
And tomorrow is new comic book day? What a world!
Ignore this thread, I’m just testing Bluesky labels about Dick Cheney.
November 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Ignore this thread, I’m just testing Bluesky labels about Dick Cheney.
Sharing this here and elsewhere means fewer people need to ask.
During the lapse in SNAP benefits, I want you to know there are resources here to help you. No one in our state should go hungry. Here are some food resources in and around WA-09.
November 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Sharing this here and elsewhere means fewer people need to ask.
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“I’ve seen condiments you people wouldn’t believe”
November 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
“I’ve seen condiments you people wouldn’t believe”
Me on my phone while my wife is doing real work:
November 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Me on my phone while my wife is doing real work:
I’ve been on a slow rewatch, loved the update too, these still hold up.
Besides great animation and unique style, BTAS remains best known for its original characters, storylines, and iconic villains — some of which were created specifically for the animated show.
5 Batman Villains That Owe Their Existence to 'Batman: The Animated Series' | Black Girl Nerds
Besides great animation and unique style, BTAS remains best known for its original characters, storylines, and iconic villains
blackgirlnerds.com
November 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I’ve been on a slow rewatch, loved the update too, these still hold up.
Real quest for bar people (and some architects):
How do bars get away with not having GFCI outlets under bar tops?
How do bars get away with not having GFCI outlets under bar tops?
November 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Real quest for bar people (and some architects):
How do bars get away with not having GFCI outlets under bar tops?
How do bars get away with not having GFCI outlets under bar tops?
I’m in New York and ZERO people asked me if I’m here to run the marathon.
November 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I’m in New York and ZERO people asked me if I’m here to run the marathon.
Everyone knows flight attendants talk about which passengers are hot or whatever but I bet they also are like:
“25 B is too stupid to be in the exit row, we all go starboard in case of an emergency.”
“25 B is too stupid to be in the exit row, we all go starboard in case of an emergency.”
November 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Everyone knows flight attendants talk about which passengers are hot or whatever but I bet they also are like:
“25 B is too stupid to be in the exit row, we all go starboard in case of an emergency.”
“25 B is too stupid to be in the exit row, we all go starboard in case of an emergency.”