Andrew Bohrer
@andrewbohrer.bsky.social
writer, illustrator, bartender, cocktail historian, knight-errant, shaggy-dog, andrewbohrer.com
Alan Tudyk in his agent’s office:
“It’s a movie about a Vietnam vet with PTSD, after years of isolation, he’s learning to trust again, and maybe love. We think it could win an Oscar.”
“Sounds great” says Alan “I’m in.”
“Great, you play his smart ass VCR he has imaginary conversations with.”
“It’s a movie about a Vietnam vet with PTSD, after years of isolation, he’s learning to trust again, and maybe love. We think it could win an Oscar.”
“Sounds great” says Alan “I’m in.”
“Great, you play his smart ass VCR he has imaginary conversations with.”
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Alan Tudyk in his agent’s office:
“It’s a movie about a Vietnam vet with PTSD, after years of isolation, he’s learning to trust again, and maybe love. We think it could win an Oscar.”
“Sounds great” says Alan “I’m in.”
“Great, you play his smart ass VCR he has imaginary conversations with.”
“It’s a movie about a Vietnam vet with PTSD, after years of isolation, he’s learning to trust again, and maybe love. We think it could win an Oscar.”
“Sounds great” says Alan “I’m in.”
“Great, you play his smart ass VCR he has imaginary conversations with.”
My wife understands me as a person and loves me:
“Cool sticks if you want them” reads the text.
“Cool sticks if you want them” reads the text.
November 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My wife understands me as a person and loves me:
“Cool sticks if you want them” reads the text.
“Cool sticks if you want them” reads the text.
In a rare actual solicitation of my opinion, a restaurateur friend of mine recently changed his scotch options to fully independent distilleries.
It’s a bit more work for the bartenders, requiring clear communication with guests, but the moral superiority is soooo worth it.
It’s a bit more work for the bartenders, requiring clear communication with guests, but the moral superiority is soooo worth it.
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
In a rare actual solicitation of my opinion, a restaurateur friend of mine recently changed his scotch options to fully independent distilleries.
It’s a bit more work for the bartenders, requiring clear communication with guests, but the moral superiority is soooo worth it.
It’s a bit more work for the bartenders, requiring clear communication with guests, but the moral superiority is soooo worth it.
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Throwback to 2007 when I had skills (but not yet a good camera phone). Can confirm that getting that perfect flow of milk into espresso to make a rosetta is extremely satisfying. The temptation to do this very part-time again is real.
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Throwback to 2007 when I had skills (but not yet a good camera phone). Can confirm that getting that perfect flow of milk into espresso to make a rosetta is extremely satisfying. The temptation to do this very part-time again is real.
It wouldn’t be a federal holiday if I didn’t bring you a bummer:
Honor #VeteransDay with this article on Blue Tickets AKA “Other Than Honorable Discharge.”
Unsurprisingly used to remove homosexuals, races, etc from military ranks.
www.nps.gov/articles/000...
Honor #VeteransDay with this article on Blue Tickets AKA “Other Than Honorable Discharge.”
Unsurprisingly used to remove homosexuals, races, etc from military ranks.
www.nps.gov/articles/000...
Blue and "Other Than Honorable" Discharges (U.S. National Park Service)
www.nps.gov
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It wouldn’t be a federal holiday if I didn’t bring you a bummer:
Honor #VeteransDay with this article on Blue Tickets AKA “Other Than Honorable Discharge.”
Unsurprisingly used to remove homosexuals, races, etc from military ranks.
www.nps.gov/articles/000...
Honor #VeteransDay with this article on Blue Tickets AKA “Other Than Honorable Discharge.”
Unsurprisingly used to remove homosexuals, races, etc from military ranks.
www.nps.gov/articles/000...
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I wrote this as a TIMELY submission for @mcsweeneys.net
… six months ago.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-v...
… six months ago.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-v...
I Vow to Fight Autocracy with Unprecedented Levels of Finger Wagging
“Chuck Schumer, the Democratic leader in the Senate, has reportedly been criticized by some of the party’s state governors for not resisting Donald...
www.mcsweeneys.net
November 11, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I wrote this as a TIMELY submission for @mcsweeneys.net
… six months ago.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-v...
… six months ago.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-v...
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Minor Threats is available now from @darkhorse.com
Get it here: tinyurl.com/5ckpua9p
An original comic series from @pattonoswalt.bsky.social and
@blumjordan.bsky.social showrunners of Marvel’s M.O.D.O.K on Hulu - and superstar artist Scott Hepburn!
@minorthreats.bsky.social #comics #comicbooks
Get it here: tinyurl.com/5ckpua9p
An original comic series from @pattonoswalt.bsky.social and
@blumjordan.bsky.social showrunners of Marvel’s M.O.D.O.K on Hulu - and superstar artist Scott Hepburn!
@minorthreats.bsky.social #comics #comicbooks
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Minor Threats is available now from @darkhorse.com
Get it here: tinyurl.com/5ckpua9p
An original comic series from @pattonoswalt.bsky.social and
@blumjordan.bsky.social showrunners of Marvel’s M.O.D.O.K on Hulu - and superstar artist Scott Hepburn!
@minorthreats.bsky.social #comics #comicbooks
Get it here: tinyurl.com/5ckpua9p
An original comic series from @pattonoswalt.bsky.social and
@blumjordan.bsky.social showrunners of Marvel’s M.O.D.O.K on Hulu - and superstar artist Scott Hepburn!
@minorthreats.bsky.social #comics #comicbooks
Write drunk edit sober?
Did you find an eighth day I don’t know about?
Why don’t they sell booze on this eighth day?
Did you find an eighth day I don’t know about?
Why don’t they sell booze on this eighth day?
November 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Write drunk edit sober?
Did you find an eighth day I don’t know about?
Why don’t they sell booze on this eighth day?
Did you find an eighth day I don’t know about?
Why don’t they sell booze on this eighth day?
My mom makes me molasses cookies. I will eat them to an injurious degree.
They have the most delicate hint of bitterness and an aroma of Caribbean islands.
They have the most delicate hint of bitterness and an aroma of Caribbean islands.
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
My mom makes me molasses cookies. I will eat them to an injurious degree.
They have the most delicate hint of bitterness and an aroma of Caribbean islands.
They have the most delicate hint of bitterness and an aroma of Caribbean islands.
My wife sees fast food on the credit card statement when she sends me deep into the suburbs to do an errand
November 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
My wife sees fast food on the credit card statement when she sends me deep into the suburbs to do an errand
Four Loko is dangerous.
November 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Four Loko is dangerous.
Advertisement for the “cool part of town.”
Architecture in the “cool part of town.”
Architecture in the “cool part of town.”
November 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Advertisement for the “cool part of town.”
Architecture in the “cool part of town.”
Architecture in the “cool part of town.”
I just witnessed the best three card monte I’ve ever seen.
The man was a true artist and joy to watch.
He almost got a couple of marks, maybe he would have made some money too.
If only his accomplice hadn’t gotten on at the same subway stop as him and legit looked like his son.
The man was a true artist and joy to watch.
He almost got a couple of marks, maybe he would have made some money too.
If only his accomplice hadn’t gotten on at the same subway stop as him and legit looked like his son.
November 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I just witnessed the best three card monte I’ve ever seen.
The man was a true artist and joy to watch.
He almost got a couple of marks, maybe he would have made some money too.
If only his accomplice hadn’t gotten on at the same subway stop as him and legit looked like his son.
The man was a true artist and joy to watch.
He almost got a couple of marks, maybe he would have made some money too.
If only his accomplice hadn’t gotten on at the same subway stop as him and legit looked like his son.
Discerning malice from incompetence is the most confusing and least important ratio you’ll ever think on.
By which I mean, don’t.
By which I mean, don’t.
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Discerning malice from incompetence is the most confusing and least important ratio you’ll ever think on.
By which I mean, don’t.
By which I mean, don’t.
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i was a regifted child
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
i was a regifted child
NYC Library has a great exhibit on Puerto Rican #==comicbooks right now.
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
NYC Library has a great exhibit on Puerto Rican #==comicbooks right now.
Imagine being like
“Affordable childcare is really going to ruin this town.”
“Affordable childcare is really going to ruin this town.”
November 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Imagine being like
“Affordable childcare is really going to ruin this town.”
“Affordable childcare is really going to ruin this town.”
Not a post for many, but indeed a post for me.
If there’s something strange
on Mustafar,
Who you gonna call?
on Mustafar,
Who you gonna call?
November 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Not a post for many, but indeed a post for me.
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Huge thanks to everyone who has donated wood to our woodchuck enclosure. We have reached an undetermined percentage of our goal.
November 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Huge thanks to everyone who has donated wood to our woodchuck enclosure. We have reached an undetermined percentage of our goal.
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Stacking books along one side of my staircase to let people know a sure-footed intellectual lives here
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Stacking books along one side of my staircase to let people know a sure-footed intellectual lives here
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Unlimited bread sticks type shit
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Unlimited bread sticks type shit
Sometimes a restaurant will have shochu on the menu, and that’s cool.
But I really prefer shōchū.
But I really prefer shōchū.
November 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Sometimes a restaurant will have shochu on the menu, and that’s cool.
But I really prefer shōchū.
But I really prefer shōchū.
I’m in NYC and I’ve been in a breadline for an hour.
This isn’t a joke about communism, just a normal day for a trendy bakery.
This isn’t a joke about communism, just a normal day for a trendy bakery.
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I’m in NYC and I’ve been in a breadline for an hour.
This isn’t a joke about communism, just a normal day for a trendy bakery.
This isn’t a joke about communism, just a normal day for a trendy bakery.
And tomorrow is new comic book day? What a world!
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
And tomorrow is new comic book day? What a world!
Ignore this thread, I’m just testing Bluesky labels about Dick Cheney.
November 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Ignore this thread, I’m just testing Bluesky labels about Dick Cheney.