Andrew Bohrer
@andrewbohrer.bsky.social
writer, illustrator, bartender, cocktail historian, knight-errant, shaggy-dog, andrewbohrer.com
My wife understands me as a person and loves me:
“Cool sticks if you want them” reads the text.
“Cool sticks if you want them” reads the text.
November 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My wife understands me as a person and loves me:
“Cool sticks if you want them” reads the text.
“Cool sticks if you want them” reads the text.
In a rare actual solicitation of my opinion, a restaurateur friend of mine recently changed his scotch options to fully independent distilleries.
It’s a bit more work for the bartenders, requiring clear communication with guests, but the moral superiority is soooo worth it.
It’s a bit more work for the bartenders, requiring clear communication with guests, but the moral superiority is soooo worth it.
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
In a rare actual solicitation of my opinion, a restaurateur friend of mine recently changed his scotch options to fully independent distilleries.
It’s a bit more work for the bartenders, requiring clear communication with guests, but the moral superiority is soooo worth it.
It’s a bit more work for the bartenders, requiring clear communication with guests, but the moral superiority is soooo worth it.
Ginger, yes, I had to check the ancient texts.
November 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Ginger, yes, I had to check the ancient texts.
My wife sees fast food on the credit card statement when she sends me deep into the suburbs to do an errand
November 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
My wife sees fast food on the credit card statement when she sends me deep into the suburbs to do an errand
Four Loko is dangerous.
November 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Four Loko is dangerous.
Advertisement for the “cool part of town.”
Architecture in the “cool part of town.”
Architecture in the “cool part of town.”
November 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Advertisement for the “cool part of town.”
Architecture in the “cool part of town.”
Architecture in the “cool part of town.”
NYC Library has a great exhibit on Puerto Rican #==comicbooks right now.
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
NYC Library has a great exhibit on Puerto Rican #==comicbooks right now.
And tomorrow is new comic book day? What a world!
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
And tomorrow is new comic book day? What a world!
Me on my phone while my wife is doing real work:
November 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Me on my phone while my wife is doing real work:
Real quest for bar people (and some architects):
How do bars get away with not having GFCI outlets under bar tops?
How do bars get away with not having GFCI outlets under bar tops?
November 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Real quest for bar people (and some architects):
How do bars get away with not having GFCI outlets under bar tops?
How do bars get away with not having GFCI outlets under bar tops?
I put a ring on it.
November 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I put a ring on it.
Have you been typecast as “relatable friend with dreads” in a political campaign?
If so, you may be entitled to compensation.
If a candidate asked you to eat goat curry, we’ll sue the shit out them.
If so, you may be entitled to compensation.
If a candidate asked you to eat goat curry, we’ll sue the shit out them.
October 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Have you been typecast as “relatable friend with dreads” in a political campaign?
If so, you may be entitled to compensation.
If a candidate asked you to eat goat curry, we’ll sue the shit out them.
If so, you may be entitled to compensation.
If a candidate asked you to eat goat curry, we’ll sue the shit out them.
Voting in progressive cities be like
October 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Voting in progressive cities be like
This is about as ACAB as the NYT can be.
October 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
This is about as ACAB as the NYT can be.
Also, I’m going to call it, sight gags are back. No more two screening it.
October 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Also, I’m going to call it, sight gags are back. No more two screening it.
There is a lot to keep up with in this modern world so I’m just here to let you know that Toxic Avenger (2023) has a post credit sequence
October 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
There is a lot to keep up with in this modern world so I’m just here to let you know that Toxic Avenger (2023) has a post credit sequence
The world: “metaphors are to complicated”
Me: “fine, let’s spell it out for you.”
Me: “fine, let’s spell it out for you.”
October 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The world: “metaphors are to complicated”
Me: “fine, let’s spell it out for you.”
Me: “fine, let’s spell it out for you.”
In a win for the AI summary, we are squarely in a humanitarian crisis that requires UN intervention.
October 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
In a win for the AI summary, we are squarely in a humanitarian crisis that requires UN intervention.
As a well off cis het white straight man, I never thought gentrification would come first me, but this J Crew used to be a GameStop. Sad.
October 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
As a well off cis het white straight man, I never thought gentrification would come first me, but this J Crew used to be a GameStop. Sad.
David Attenborough voice:
“If awakened before dawn the chihuahua mutt’s natural burrowing instincts take over. They are able to deftly bury themselves under blankets large enough for a grown man. This defense mechanism protects them from anything that may disturb their 23 hour sleep schedule.”
“If awakened before dawn the chihuahua mutt’s natural burrowing instincts take over. They are able to deftly bury themselves under blankets large enough for a grown man. This defense mechanism protects them from anything that may disturb their 23 hour sleep schedule.”
October 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
David Attenborough voice:
“If awakened before dawn the chihuahua mutt’s natural burrowing instincts take over. They are able to deftly bury themselves under blankets large enough for a grown man. This defense mechanism protects them from anything that may disturb their 23 hour sleep schedule.”
“If awakened before dawn the chihuahua mutt’s natural burrowing instincts take over. They are able to deftly bury themselves under blankets large enough for a grown man. This defense mechanism protects them from anything that may disturb their 23 hour sleep schedule.”
I love how every Delta Air safety video deserves a GLAAD award.
October 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I love how every Delta Air safety video deserves a GLAAD award.
If this bottle survives its cross country flight it will end its life in a batch of vintage Pendennis Club Cocktails.
October 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
If this bottle survives its cross country flight it will end its life in a batch of vintage Pendennis Club Cocktails.
It is however, accurate to say “it’s wild out on these streets.”
October 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
It is however, accurate to say “it’s wild out on these streets.”
Whenever I see a reporter doing a call from home in a suit I pretend that the compliment of their wardrobe is only off-color tshirts.
“Navy suit or ‘I shaved my balls for this shirt?’ I better do the suit.”
“Navy suit or ‘I shaved my balls for this shirt?’ I better do the suit.”
October 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Whenever I see a reporter doing a call from home in a suit I pretend that the compliment of their wardrobe is only off-color tshirts.
“Navy suit or ‘I shaved my balls for this shirt?’ I better do the suit.”
“Navy suit or ‘I shaved my balls for this shirt?’ I better do the suit.”