Less Terrifying Andrew
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Software developer, poet, and only ever person to not be wrong about Doctor Who. He/him
https://andrewblair.co.uk
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December 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Top Adrian Chiles Columns of 2025:
I’ve given up wild swimming. So why does my Volvo smell like mince?
Should I tell the postman he has halitosis? My first wife wouldn’t let me wear shorts.
I buried my father with my bare hands. It’s time we stopped talking about glamping. 1/3
I’ve given up wild swimming. So why does my Volvo smell like mince?
Should I tell the postman he has halitosis? My first wife wouldn’t let me wear shorts.
I buried my father with my bare hands. It’s time we stopped talking about glamping. 1/3
December 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Top Adrian Chiles Columns of 2025:
I’ve given up wild swimming. So why does my Volvo smell like mince?
Should I tell the postman he has halitosis? My first wife wouldn’t let me wear shorts.
I buried my father with my bare hands. It’s time we stopped talking about glamping. 1/3
I’ve given up wild swimming. So why does my Volvo smell like mince?
Should I tell the postman he has halitosis? My first wife wouldn’t let me wear shorts.
I buried my father with my bare hands. It’s time we stopped talking about glamping. 1/3
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it's over anakin. i've already drawn u as the beta soyjack and myself as the chad
December 29, 2025 at 8:51 AM
it's over anakin. i've already drawn u as the beta soyjack and myself as the chad
Been playing Dredge for about a week now and I’ve never been so pleased to catch a diseased eel
December 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Been playing Dredge for about a week now and I’ve never been so pleased to catch a diseased eel
The Minecraft movie is fine, but its main problem is that there’s a much funnier Jared Hess movie smothered by all the Minecraft stuff
December 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The Minecraft movie is fine, but its main problem is that there’s a much funnier Jared Hess movie smothered by all the Minecraft stuff
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam or Alice in chains
December 28, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam or Alice in chains
It is unlikely but it’s not entirely impossible that we have a top three of Hearts, Rangers and Motherwell
December 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
It is unlikely but it’s not entirely impossible that we have a top three of Hearts, Rangers and Motherwell
Hibs hibsed Hibsing It
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Hibs hibsed Hibsing It
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This house doesn’t like the other houses across the road
December 27, 2025 at 11:41 AM
This house doesn’t like the other houses across the road
As someone in a band with a Hearts fan and a Hibs fan, what is the responsible course of action here?
December 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
As someone in a band with a Hearts fan and a Hibs fan, what is the responsible course of action here?
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Always regret not having a third child that we didn't love but who would be on hand to take the family photos of the four of us.
December 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Always regret not having a third child that we didn't love but who would be on hand to take the family photos of the four of us.
“looks like fuck is back on the menu boys”
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
“looks like fuck is back on the menu boys”
Just ordered some tea at the Burger King drive thru. In other news my daughter got a set of tattoo pens for Christmas.
December 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Just ordered some tea at the Burger King drive thru. In other news my daughter got a set of tattoo pens for Christmas.
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
Sweet Goliath
Rock and Roll Caravan
I’ve Still Got Tha Rizz
Rock and Roll Caravan
I’ve Still Got Tha Rizz
What are your 3 favorite albums within Paul McCartney's dynamic solo discography?
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album.ink/PMcCartneyPoll
December 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Sweet Goliath
Rock and Roll Caravan
I’ve Still Got Tha Rizz
Rock and Roll Caravan
I’ve Still Got Tha Rizz
At Primary school another boy said “have you ever come?”, and I said “what?”, and he said “have you ever come?”, and I thought about it a bit and said “yes?” and he shouted “HAHA YOUVE COME” and ran away laughing
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 11:00 AM
At Primary school another boy said “have you ever come?”, and I said “what?”, and he said “have you ever come?”, and I thought about it a bit and said “yes?” and he shouted “HAHA YOUVE COME” and ran away laughing
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"you boy! what day is this?"
today, sir? why, it's
today, sir? why, it's
timothet chalomet
December 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
"you boy! what day is this?"
today, sir? why, it's
today, sir? why, it's
Next door took Christmas Day off from drilling fuck out of their flat
December 26, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Next door took Christmas Day off from drilling fuck out of their flat
Anyone posting on LinkedIn today would be on the B Ark
December 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Anyone posting on LinkedIn today would be on the B Ark
You’re not single, you’re just in a monocule.
December 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
You’re not single, you’re just in a monocule.
And Thai-Knee Tim, who-
*a shepherd’s crook appears and drags me off stage, and it then becomes apparent that it’s being used to beat me to death*
*a shepherd’s crook appears and drags me off stage, and it then becomes apparent that it’s being used to beat me to death*
December 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
And Thai-Knee Tim, who-
*a shepherd’s crook appears and drags me off stage, and it then becomes apparent that it’s being used to beat me to death*
*a shepherd’s crook appears and drags me off stage, and it then becomes apparent that it’s being used to beat me to death*
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me: you boy what day is it today?
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
December 25, 2024 at 7:57 AM
me: you boy what day is it today?
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
And Tiny Tempah, who did NOT release a studio album after 2017’s “Youth”
December 25, 2025 at 10:31 AM
And Tiny Tempah, who did NOT release a studio album after 2017’s “Youth”
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