Andrew Blair
@andrewblair.co.uk
Software developer, poet, and only ever person to not be wrong about Doctor Who. He/him
https://andrewblair.co.uk
https://andrewblair.co.uk
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I can now also show you the cover for 'polblar tmolkop' by @andrewblair.co.uk 👾💚
Described by professional recluse and part-time mystic Fahad Al-Amoudi as 'Possibly the most important book of our lifetime...'
Described by professional recluse and part-time mystic Fahad Al-Amoudi as 'Possibly the most important book of our lifetime...'
Look at this. LOOK AT IT
Could a depressed species make this?
February 14, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Could a depressed species make this?
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You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
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11yo: what’s that show you wanted us to watch, from when you were kids, about rats or something, that paraded around london
us:
11yo: the theme tune was like (sings the wombles theme)
us:
11yo: the theme tune was like (sings the wombles theme)
February 13, 2026 at 9:28 PM
11yo: what’s that show you wanted us to watch, from when you were kids, about rats or something, that paraded around london
us:
11yo: the theme tune was like (sings the wombles theme)
us:
11yo: the theme tune was like (sings the wombles theme)
I have decided Emperor Palpatine’s first name does not suit him. I think he’s more of a John.
February 13, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I have decided Emperor Palpatine’s first name does not suit him. I think he’s more of a John.
Posting this as I know some of my followers would be good at it
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Posting this as I know some of my followers would be good at it
Can confirm.
A week ago I released my new album. It's a nice relaxing listen. paleblurs.bandcamp.com/album/love
Love, by Pale Blurs
7 track album
paleblurs.bandcamp.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Can confirm.
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From the Insta account catsbeingweirdlittleguys
January 26, 2026 at 3:48 PM
From the Insta account catsbeingweirdlittleguys
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Well my name's John Keats and I'm here to say / that Beauty is Truth, in a major way
February 11, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Well my name's John Keats and I'm here to say / that Beauty is Truth, in a major way
Interesting decision by Apple to define a link to my Kofi page as an “in app purchase”
February 12, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Interesting decision by Apple to define a link to my Kofi page as an “in app purchase”
Post your favourite “Lord of the Rings” character. Wrong answers only.
February 11, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Post your favourite “Lord of the Rings” character. Wrong answers only.
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Going out on a limb to say 'ideally yes'
Should the 'Suffolk Strangler' have been stopped sooner?
Should the 'Suffolk Strangler' have been stopped sooner?
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news.sky.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Going out on a limb to say 'ideally yes'
What I *have* done since I read the lyrics is randomise the words and see if any fun phrases crop up.
Do you know what I've never done?
Read the lyrics to 'Spaceman' by Babylon Zoo
Read the lyrics to 'Spaceman' by Babylon Zoo
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
What I *have* done since I read the lyrics is randomise the words and see if any fun phrases crop up.
As my children grow there’s joy in seeing who they become and sadness at who they leave behind, but mostly I’m just relieved they don’t ask to watch this prick anymore
February 11, 2026 at 3:55 PM
As my children grow there’s joy in seeing who they become and sadness at who they leave behind, but mostly I’m just relieved they don’t ask to watch this prick anymore
Do you know what I've never done?
Read the lyrics to 'Spaceman' by Babylon Zoo
Read the lyrics to 'Spaceman' by Babylon Zoo
February 11, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Do you know what I've never done?
Read the lyrics to 'Spaceman' by Babylon Zoo
Read the lyrics to 'Spaceman' by Babylon Zoo
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pretty cool M.C. Escher could draw all that stuff and still find time to rap
February 10, 2026 at 11:17 PM
pretty cool M.C. Escher could draw all that stuff and still find time to rap
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Very fond of this Mr Hyde by Grickle, look at that lovely Mr Hyde face
February 9, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Very fond of this Mr Hyde by Grickle, look at that lovely Mr Hyde face
Got some literary spam from Steve Buscemi
February 10, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Got some literary spam from Steve Buscemi
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Gamers! There's a big bundle of games on sale on Itch.io to support the Immigrant Law Center of Minneapolis.
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itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...
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Itch.io
February 9, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Gamers! There's a big bundle of games on sale on Itch.io to support the Immigrant Law Center of Minneapolis.
itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...
itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...
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February 9, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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Sting got sued for unpaid royalties to his bandmates and in doing so he’s the only person so far to successfully defund the police.
a man is playing a saxophone and another man is playing a trumpet in a pink room .
Alt: Paul Simon and Chevy chase doing a comical dance in the You Can Call Me Al video
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Sting got sued for unpaid royalties to his bandmates and in doing so he’s the only person so far to successfully defund the police.
I have a new ambition as a poet and that is to read something that is both good and also impossible to describe as “powerful”
February 9, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I have a new ambition as a poet and that is to read something that is both good and also impossible to describe as “powerful”
Evergreen post tbqhwy
I do think that the Anas Sarwar press conference was just too nakedly cynical to be effective, frankly.
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Evergreen post tbqhwy