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Less Terrifying Andrew
@andrewblair.co.uk
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Software developer, poet, and only ever person to not be wrong about Doctor Who. He/him

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Look if he’s dead then you simply cannot make any more films about him
Alan Partridge angrily saying “Stop getting Bond”
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Blue background, yellow text: Zohran for Director General
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Mamdani for New York meme generator, text reads: 2 for 6 8 MOTORWAY
November 9, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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Zohran for New York meme template, original text replaced with “YOURE JUST A FAKEY CAKE MAKER AND I AINT GOT TIME FOR YOU”
November 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Using the Zohran for New York Mayor template to read “or cheeses for a species”
November 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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I don’t know if you’ve seen the episode where King John plays the lute but
King John in Doctor Who, The King’s Demons. Captioned, inaccurately, with “RUSSEL TOVEY FUCKE A FYSH”
October 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Scottish clubs are playing in Europe again
The Eleventh Doctor adjusting his bow tie and saying “This isn’t going to be big on dignity”
October 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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you loser
Screengrab of above post: “dont get odd, get even”
October 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Just going through the Notes app
Screengrab of poem. Text: If I was chocolate I would eat myself My chocolate teeth clench around my chocolate arm as I prepare my self consumption My desire overriding any suggestion of self-preservation until A seeping sense of unease emitted too late A peak of panic chases signals sent down chocolate synapses So I bite down as soon as I realise I must not Chocolate teeth embedded in chocolate gums Houses built on sand They tear free on impact against compacted cocoa solids Teeth splay and split like warm bread In my mouth I feel meekly flowing caramel pooling beneath my chocolate tongue as my bulging chocolate eyes scream to the world "I have made so many mistakes I do not like being made of chocolate"
October 23, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Jared Leto to star in “gritty, unorthodox” reboot of Mr Pastry
A man in a Halloween vampire costume
October 22, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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Sorry England but I simply don’t believe these places are real
Roadsign: Alconbury Weald The Stukeleys Non motorway traffic B1043
October 20, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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Big Jon Pertwee fan in Morpeth
A car park with graffiti on the walls, including “I STAN DR3”
October 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Post you from a different era
A grave.
October 13, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Screengrab from Father Ted, a very good sitcom written by a massive arsehole. Father Dougal leans over to Ted and says “that wasn’t a tramp, that was the prime Minister of France”
October 6, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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Alan Partridge, mid lunge, saying “haha you daft racist”
October 4, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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Today is the only day you can repost this
Blank newsprint background with text: “I hate you”
October 3, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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transphobes started making cat food
Bag of cat food that has a label saying “Mature Adult 7+ Chicken” next to a picture of a cat.
October 2, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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The cover of the Eels album Souljacker
September 24, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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Epic handshake meme: Software developers shaking hands with horny teenagers over Pull Requests
September 17, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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36 years ago my dad to me and my brother to Stark’s Park to see St Johnstone beat Raith by two goals, so today I introduced my son to a similar lifetime of mental torture
Two boys at a football match in the late Eighties
September 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Dr Rick Dagless MD sings “We’ll all meet again/In Valhalla” to Skipper the Eyechild
September 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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We now go live to Keir Starmer’s brain
From a Spider-Man comic. Panel 1: Spider-Man is standing by a window holding a large bundle. Thought bubble: THINKTHINKTHINK. PANICKING. CANT THINK. WORK ON INSTINCT. Panel 2: Spider-Man throws the bundle out of the window. Thought bubble: INSTINCTS BAD.
September 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Doing this until I forget or lose interest
Music Ask 1. A song you like with a color in the title 2. A song you like with a number in the title 3. A song that reminds you of summertime 4. A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about 5. A song that needs to be played LOUD 6. A song that makes you want to dance 7. A song to drive to 8. A song about drugs or alcohol 9. A song that makes you happy 10. A song that makes you sad 11. A song that you never get tired of 12. A song from your preteen years 13. One of your favorite 80's songs 14. A song that you would love played at your wedding 15. A song that is a cover by another artist 16. One of your favorite classical songs 17. A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke 18. A song from the year that you were born 19. A song that makes you think about life 20. A song that has many meanings to you 21. A favorite song with a person's name in the title 22. A song that moves you forward 23. A song that you think everybody should listen to 24. A song by a band you wish were still together 25. A song by an artist no longer living 26. A song that makes you want to fall in love 27. A song that breaks your heart 28. A song by an artist with a voice that you love 29. A song that you remember from your childhood 30. A song that reminds you of yourself
September 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Why does this tweet feel like it’s crying?
Screengrab of Tweet. Text: The Labour Party @UKLabour•4h... Nigel Farage is unpatriotic.
September 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Screengrab: bbc sports 11:55 BST Expect the unexpected Rangers v Celtic (12:00) Kheredine Idessane BBC Scotland at Ibrox Screengrab: • FT Rangers 0-0 Celtic - Glasgow rivals play out poor-quality derby
August 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM