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god put me on this earth to hit catboys with sticks
i say this like an ironic gotcha and not the most obvious thing ever that we all could have surmised months ago
January 30, 2026 at 9:28 PM
so that's how he knew trump was in the files huh
NEW: Elon Musk has insisted that Jeffrey Epstein invited him to the notorious island and he declined. But new emails show the opposite -- Musk was practically begging to party with Epstein in the Caribbean, years after Epstein's sex convictions were public knowledge

futurism.com/future-socie...
Elon Musk Emailed Extensively With Jeffrey Epstein, Begging to Visit His Notorious Island
Newly released documents show how Elon Musk extensively communicated with Jeffrey Epstein to plan parties and trips to his island.
futurism.com
January 30, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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the mood is not subtle
January 24, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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January 22, 2026 at 11:34 AM
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deeply charmed by Alisaie watching Ryne for all of shadowbringers and going “so glad I have small normal daddy issues and not this shitshow” only to get home and immediately get disowned lol
January 20, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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I like that the same day a guy was like “this place will never be Twitter” this thread gave us the most 2015 Twitter experience (complimentary) imaginable.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 4:38 AM
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not to go all identity politics but I think it’s also because the victims are women
one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it
January 6, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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Yeah, it has long been the case that adult-oriented businesses have to be careful or risk the wrath of everyone from prosecutors to payment-processing companies, but "prominent social media company owned by world's richest person swiftly became world's largest CSAM producer" produces no reaction.
Elon Musk chatbot repeatedly making CSAM on demand should be one of the single biggest stories right now and it's effectively a collective shrug instead
January 5, 2026 at 1:49 PM
?????
Speaker Mike Johnson says of Venezuela: "This is not a regime change. This is a demand for change of behavior by a regime."
January 6, 2026 at 3:58 AM
we need to put the word 'distraction' up on the high shelf
Chris Murphy: "At some level he's winning tonight because clearly part of his intent here was to distract the American people -- you and I -- from what's happening here at home. You have 20 million families who are getting massive increases in their healthcare premiums. People will die."
January 6, 2026 at 3:19 AM
and like it's good for chaos and drama, hence why we keep going onto these shitholes, but it gets a little old seeing people who should be a bit savvier about this whole thing fall into that trap to this day
January 4, 2026 at 10:57 PM
it is truly the most age-old exchange on twitter and its derivatives for someone to confidently post a bad take, then get several stupid people overreacting to the bad take for the wrong reasons, then fixate on those people and get madder and madder as they grow more entrenched in their bad opinion
January 4, 2026 at 10:56 PM
i'm really not sure what place news media has being involved with prediction markets *other* than market manipulation
At the absolute bare minimum, major media outlets should not be establishing formal business partnerships with betting market companies!

This isn't even "fight back and regulate"

it's "don't choose to step on the spike-covered poison-tipped rake"
January 4, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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Always the bridesmaid and never the bride of having your president kidnapped and renditioned to stand trial in another country…
January 3, 2026 at 1:32 PM
just register as a republican already you pathetic fascist coward
January 3, 2026 at 3:25 PM
like, at least russia became the enemy of the entire western world and has crumbled for it, and they haven't even toppled an independent state! the entire world should be saying "well shit if they can do it to them, they can do it to us, time to band together and turn them into a 3rd world country"
January 3, 2026 at 3:14 PM
i know this is like an incredibly basic point and we're way past this on the layers of insane american evil, but like... how are we just, like, allowed to do this. what does it mean for a nation to have sovereignty if we can just waltz in without becoming world enemy #1
January 3, 2026 at 3:14 PM
gonna ask grok to repeat a sentence i give it so they can publish the headline "grok says to give bluesky user andonia all of your money"
January 2, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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December 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
just got to act 3... we'll see if i have to rescind this
December 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
cope of the century. sweeping every category at the cope awards
roll a deception check with disadvantage
December 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:

"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM