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child-free cat lady 🐈⬛🐈⬛ still hating on comic sans ✌🏼 living in 🌵 wishing I was in 🇨🇦 @brickmahoney.bsky.social stan account 🫶🏼
I did the thing: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wfilq2jsx3z7yxq7omhyiu4f/feed/aaakyqx6pikkk
I did the thing: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wfilq2jsx3z7yxq7omhyiu4f/feed/aaakyqx6pikkk
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@amy222.bsky.social
· Nov 23
tsa agent: please remove everything from your pockets
me, crying: I don’t have any pockets
me, crying: I don’t have any pockets
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Typical Saturday night. Drank 3 diet root beers and crashed my Segway into a parked car
January 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Typical Saturday night. Drank 3 diet root beers and crashed my Segway into a parked car
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Listening to Prince and I suspect he enjoyed having sex.
November 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Listening to Prince and I suspect he enjoyed having sex.
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holy shit that’s not actually a reindeer! it’s a camry
November 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
holy shit that’s not actually a reindeer! it’s a camry
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a scorpion in a lollipop would fix me
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
a scorpion in a lollipop would fix me
Existing is exhausting.
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Existing is exhausting.
at 11:11 on 11/11/11 I made the biggest wish of my life that never came true, and for that I am the most grateful
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
at 11:11 on 11/11/11 I made the biggest wish of my life that never came true, and for that I am the most grateful
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Aborted babies crawling around heaven like shrimp
November 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Aborted babies crawling around heaven like shrimp
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Fast car bf, plan to get us out of here gf
October 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Fast car bf, plan to get us out of here gf
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When posting good gets me on The View
October 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
When posting good gets me on The View
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Grandma hated fancy things, so I only talk to her on this Ouija Board I drew on the back of a Denny’s menu
October 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Grandma hated fancy things, so I only talk to her on this Ouija Board I drew on the back of a Denny’s menu
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She bouncing on it with the expressed written consent of Major League Baseball
November 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
She bouncing on it with the expressed written consent of Major League Baseball
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Nothing is more urgent than my mother reaching me to let me know that someone I met once as a child has died
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Nothing is more urgent than my mother reaching me to let me know that someone I met once as a child has died
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let girls marry their cats you cowards
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
let girls marry their cats you cowards
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The 80s were a time when Al Bundy, an idiot shoe salesman, could afford a 3 bedroom home in Chicago.
November 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The 80s were a time when Al Bundy, an idiot shoe salesman, could afford a 3 bedroom home in Chicago.
if y’all miss Twitter drama, go to Threads and search “stickergate”
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
if y’all miss Twitter drama, go to Threads and search “stickergate”
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Walrus potato does not care for your hurtful comparison.
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Walrus potato does not care for your hurtful comparison.
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the lunar beave looks so plump tn
November 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
the lunar beave looks so plump tn
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Papa Smurf died because the Kahlua and bleach bottles both just say "smurf"
April 7, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Papa Smurf died because the Kahlua and bleach bottles both just say "smurf"
every Honda is special 🥹
The Honda Special
November 6, 2025 at 3:42 AM
every Honda is special 🥹
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I can name every type of car
November 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I can name every type of car
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(Cheerfully whistling whilst ladling hot gravy into Halloween sacks)
November 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
(Cheerfully whistling whilst ladling hot gravy into Halloween sacks)
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Just getting ready to watch the baseball game with 34 of my friends.
Why, yes, I 𝘢𝘮 single!
Why, yes, I 𝘢𝘮 single!
October 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Just getting ready to watch the baseball game with 34 of my friends.
Why, yes, I 𝘢𝘮 single!
Why, yes, I 𝘢𝘮 single!
that time again to share my spooky playlist (it’s been several years in the making, some of you have helped contribute to it) 🖤 open.spotify.com/playlist/6to...
this is halloween 🎃
open.spotify.com
October 31, 2025 at 6:08 PM
that time again to share my spooky playlist (it’s been several years in the making, some of you have helped contribute to it) 🖤 open.spotify.com/playlist/6to...
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Damn girl, this is the ass that was spoken of by the ancient ones
October 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Damn girl, this is the ass that was spoken of by the ancient ones
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I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re dressed as five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes
October 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re dressed as five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes