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they call me the greatest ‘cause i’m not very good and they’re being sarcastic.
is the pope on letterboxd
November 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
dang this is the most bummed i’ve been by a show cancellation in a minute, immediately followed by the most “huh”
‘POKER FACE’ has been cancelled by Peacock after 2 seasons.

However, Rian Johnson is pitching a new version of the series with Peter Dinklage taking over as detective Charlie Cale

(Source: Deadline)
November 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
excited to announce i will not be running for congress in either ny-10 or ny-12
November 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
i have experience getting fired without warning which i wasn't a big fan of. but i can also now say i do not enjoy getting laid off with a whole bunch of warning.
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
what if instead of applying for jobs i just spend the rest of the year spending all my time working on my movies fantasy league spreadsheet and blog
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
November 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
50 states is such a nice round number i think if we want to add new states it should be a one in one out policy. dc statehood? abolish wyoming. puerto rico gets in? one dakota now.
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
thinking about how me and eric adams are both going to be unemployed on january 1st
November 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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[in a way I haven't truly meant it all year] nice
ALL RIGHT AP JUST CALLED IT WITH 69% OF THE VOTE HA HA HA HA
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
honestly wasn’t even that hard to find a mayor who doesn’t suck shit actually
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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June 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
my kingdom for a laptop charger that works even when it's not sitting at the exact perfect angle
October 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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As promised, here's a longer explanation of why you should vote YES on all the NYC ballot initiatives EXCEPT #6

✅ YES on #1
✅ YES on #2
✅ YES on #3
✅ YES on #4
✅ YES on #5
🚫 NO on #6
I'll write a longer post on why, but here's how I'm voting on the ballot initiatives, and I strongly encourage you to do the same.

✅ YES on #1
✅ YES on #2
✅ YES on #3
✅ YES on #4
✅ YES on #5
🚫 NO on #6
Go vote! And remember to flip your ballot for the charter amendments!
October 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
i was trying to see if i could pull off a waluigi voice for my halloween costume tomorrow and andrew cuomo appeared in my apartment and accused me of being racist against italians
October 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
staying up too late doing nothing because i hate tomorrow me and i love to suffer
October 25, 2025 at 5:47 AM
hot take: not giving #survivor players rice potentially makes them worse players from just the mental/physical toll and either way it definitely doesn’t make for better tv in any way
October 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
it’s like how you’re not supposed to wear a band’s merch to their shows but you can wear something from a different similar cool band -me wearing my @racketmn.com tshirt to the @hellgatenyc.com podcast taping
October 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
this roofman marketing is really getting out of hand
October 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
can’t wait until christopher nolan odyssey i’m finally going to understand all these references in hades 2
October 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
i think they should just leave the ladder there outside the louvre. that’s art now
October 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
all these obscure superheroes are getting out of hand. poolman, landman, roofman, where does it end
October 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
i’m always a little scandalized when the new york times crossword says ass
October 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
walking out of best buy with an xbox in my backpack in test of shoplifting laws.
October 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM