Helen
@garfooble.bsky.social
i'm like if a beautiful transgender woman was also a huge nerd about jazz
she/her
she/her
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ate a chicago dog within 30 minutes of leaving o'hare. we are so back
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
ate a chicago dog within 30 minutes of leaving o'hare. we are so back
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trying to quit spotify but the library management and navigation in apple music is absolutely atrocious. is tidal any better?
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
trying to quit spotify but the library management and navigation in apple music is absolutely atrocious. is tidal any better?
as an adult you hardly ever hear about people discussing the workload in their International Baccalaureate classes. what ever happened
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 AM
as an adult you hardly ever hear about people discussing the workload in their International Baccalaureate classes. what ever happened
i'm the world's first yes-goodnik
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
i'm the world's first yes-goodnik
Now You See Me heads lock in. this is our time
November 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Now You See Me heads lock in. this is our time
psychoanalysis is all fun and games until she hits you with the "i wonder if that's connected to what we've been talking about lately"
November 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
psychoanalysis is all fun and games until she hits you with the "i wonder if that's connected to what we've been talking about lately"
can there be a way to dump spotify where i get to maintain my decade-long library sorted by "recently added" pls
November 4, 2025 at 6:44 AM
can there be a way to dump spotify where i get to maintain my decade-long library sorted by "recently added" pls
i'm the first person ever to have a tummy ache and trust me: you DON'T want to be the second
November 3, 2025 at 8:11 AM
i'm the first person ever to have a tummy ache and trust me: you DON'T want to be the second
now they get to face the secret _true_ final boss: the minnesota timberwolves
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
now they get to face the secret _true_ final boss: the minnesota timberwolves
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the moment when we handed out candy to the 800th kid of the night, not even into hour 2
November 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
the moment when we handed out candy to the 800th kid of the night, not even into hour 2
pov you have the world's most beautiful husband (pc: @rosemary.world)
October 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
pov you have the world's most beautiful husband (pc: @rosemary.world)
going to "hit the sack" in ways our ancestors only dreamed of
October 31, 2025 at 7:56 AM
going to "hit the sack" in ways our ancestors only dreamed of
bird cameron winter: i... i can't even hear myself squawk
October 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
bird cameron winter: i... i can't even hear myself squawk
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i can't believe they have to play again today.
October 28, 2025 at 7:21 AM
i can't believe they have to play again today.
if you're in line to pitch, STAY IN LINE!
October 28, 2025 at 6:02 AM
if you're in line to pitch, STAY IN LINE!
Columbo and Slutty Columbo this year with @maksheadroom.bsky.social
October 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Columbo and Slutty Columbo this year with @maksheadroom.bsky.social
i keep having to teach trans women who lou sullivan was and i'm sick of it!
October 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
i keep having to teach trans women who lou sullivan was and i'm sick of it!
last night was simply a special case of a broader phenomenon or pattern
October 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
last night was simply a special case of a broader phenomenon or pattern
happy one year anniversary to collapsing in the shower because i had lost so much blood during my FFS three days prior
October 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
happy one year anniversary to collapsing in the shower because i had lost so much blood during my FFS three days prior
