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Alyssa
@alyssathor.bsky.social
Chicagoan with roots in Iceland, vegan, actor, filmmaker [PAPER PLANES, AFTER (A LOVE STORY)]. Mother to old pets.
“I’m being shadowbanned/hidden by the algorithm”

no you’re not, Crystal, it’s just that nobody cares about your content. Join the club. It’s fine.
December 2, 2023 at 9:10 PM
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November 14, 2023 at 2:45 AM
My scared little rescue dog has a very necessary dental cleaning in the AM so couldn’t eat tonight, and the way she slumped when she realized her safe person knew she was hungry and didn’t help her…she cried once and then stopped because her whole life no one would come if she cried. I’m wrecked
November 14, 2023 at 7:46 AM
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i visited a high school writing class today and let me tell you now, the kids are alright. ignore anyone whose job is to write whiny op eds about them
November 6, 2023 at 7:58 PM
I finally left a note for my downstairs neighbor asking them not to smoke cigarettes indoors. My condo shares some venting with theirs and my air purifier was detecting smoke and running constantly. The whole tier smelled like cigarettes. I have asthma. My home smelled like smoke.
November 5, 2023 at 5:31 PM
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our guy is too busy trying to preserve the history of world cinema to care about some nerds knocking over their Rick and Morty Funko Pops in a rage
October 30, 2023 at 9:51 PM
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October 26, 2023 at 9:00 PM
One day I will be in love with someone who does not view me as a boredom activity but it is not today 😹
October 27, 2023 at 6:30 AM
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why does Scorsese keep making movies about toxic men? I dunno, because toxic men are a huge part of all of our lives and he wants to think about that
October 16, 2023 at 6:27 PM
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I think one of the worst quirks of online spaces is the idea that if someone doesn't post about something, they don't care about it. It encourages performative posting often makes things worse.

I care a lot. I just don't want to add another poorly-informed voice. I'm reading & thinking.
October 8, 2023 at 1:23 PM
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google was useful for finding all the different websites because there were a ton and now there’s 3 websites and they’re all complicit in war crimes
August 13, 2023 at 11:03 PM
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(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
August 7, 2023 at 6:38 AM
when in LA
October 1, 2023 at 7:17 AM
I was a theatre kid AND a horse girl
I can’t imagine any Bsky early adopter was cool in high school, so what kind of loser were you?
October 1, 2023 at 6:29 AM
my favorite thing about LA is that I can get a vegan breakfast burrito delivered in 20 min no matter where I am
September 30, 2023 at 3:54 PM
Trying to be zen about my flight being delayed 4 times
September 27, 2023 at 4:00 PM
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PAPER PLANES will screen nine times at seven festivals in the month of September. @alyssathor.bsky.social or I will be present for most screenings. Here’s where residents of IL, CA, FL, MI, GA and NC can see it:
whitecitycinema.com/2023/08/28/a...
All of the PAPER PLANES Festival Screenings in September!
PAPER PLANES will screen a whopping nine times at seven different film festivals across the U.S. in the month of September. My co-director Alyssa Thordarson or I will be present at most of them for po...
whitecitycinema.com
August 28, 2023 at 9:24 PM
Kind of feels like if you are a state film commission and you create a tax credit to incentivize production in your state but then do not have applications or updates available for a year that it might…not incentivize
August 3, 2023 at 9:33 PM
got drunk on bubbles at lunch with a close friend/mentor/collaborator and realized that at this point in my life all my closest friends are people I create with and I’m emotional about how fortunate that makes me
August 2, 2023 at 9:28 PM
did I write this
walking around thinking "I'm such a bad bitch, I'm so edgy and dark and cool, yeah, I'm sick as hell"

but then when I look back on my evil deeds it turns out all i do is, like, cook dinner and move worms off the sidewalk after it rains
July 12, 2023 at 5:25 AM
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moving from twitter to bluesky
May 12, 2023 at 1:42 PM
is anyone getting out of a vet appointment these days for under $500 or am I just getting scammed
July 11, 2023 at 3:28 PM
Deeply, deeply sad about the passing of my friend and teacher Jeffrey Carlson. I really think some people cannot be contained in one life or one form or in the struggle being so brilliant in a dark timeline. Jeffrey changed the landscape even if he doesn’t get credit for it.
July 9, 2023 at 5:59 PM
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it's kind of amazing that literally every basic chat program today is less functional than AIM was 20 years ago *and* spies on you
July 6, 2023 at 5:03 PM