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melanin, water, bones.
excited to see coco perform lift every voice tomorrow.
February 8, 2026 at 7:06 AM
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It’s always gon be a Louisiana accent for me. 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Goodnight!
February 8, 2026 at 6:54 AM
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You can’t put a coat to cover up the impact of global warming lmao. These winters and summers are getting harsher no matter WHAT you’re used to/prepared for. Negative windchill gone be a struggle for any coat 😭
Y’all really be struggling and hating winter which i get in general. But what would help if y’all knew what a proper coat was and where to purchase one from. That Shien waist length puffer isn’t getting it girlies.
February 7, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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Y’all know who else doesn’t bother anybody?!

Natasha Bedingfield.

Our girl sings her songs about sunshine & feeling the rain on our skin & MINDS HER BUSINESS!
a woman wearing a green dress and a gold necklace is sitting at a table
ALT: a woman wearing a green dress and a gold necklace is sitting at a table
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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In California:
February 7, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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Important to remember. We're all just trying to make it through tomorrow. Use social media how you like, whether through ragey catharsis or hope and don't shit on someone else's lawn whose also just trying to make it through their day. Save all shit for Michael Rapaports lawn
You're gonna disagree with some moots about all the shit going on. Some people cope with the stress through optimism and some wish Chuck Schumer to be flung into the Potomac. Try not to be too dickish to people you largely agree with and focus your anger on America's real villain, Michael Rapaport
February 5, 2026 at 4:24 AM
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You're gonna disagree with some moots about all the shit going on. Some people cope with the stress through optimism and some wish Chuck Schumer to be flung into the Potomac. Try not to be too dickish to people you largely agree with and focus your anger on America's real villain, Michael Rapaport
January 30, 2026 at 6:57 AM
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No they most certainly are not.
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
February 6, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I adore this movie 🤍
February 8, 2026 at 5:49 AM
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At Super Bowl Weekend, Green Day calls out ICE and Trump. This is going to be the greatest Super Bowl ever!
February 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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This man could’ve killed Rickea, her passenger, or others and some Falcons fans are saying let it play out.

Y’all disgust me.
February 8, 2026 at 5:41 AM
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“I ain’t heard from you all day” uhh duh you never answered my text from last night!
February 8, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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If men really wanted to do something to improve their image.. it would be dealing with these type of men and letting it be known there will be consequences outside of the law.
February 8, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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I just want that nigga to be penalized at the fullest extent possible and not get shit reduced because of his occupation

But the NFL don't give a fuck about women.
February 8, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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The GOP just had its best chance to finally flip a legislative seat in Trump 2.0. Democrats had other ideas.

Chasity Martinez just won a rural Trump+13 in the Louisiana House in a 24-point landslide—an overperformance of 37 points.

Our complete writeup on this remarkable outcome -->
Breaking: Democrats resoundingly defend red district in Louisiana, denying GOP its first pickup
Republicans have yet to flip a single legislative seat since Trump's return
www.the-downballot.com
February 8, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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Go STRAIGHT to Hell.
February 8, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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Say what you want about Clifford but you can’t say he can’t rap & he ain’t got hits
February 8, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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T.I. might be an idiot now but from about 03-08, no one could touch him
I'm finding it real hard to believe 50 would win a Verzuz against TI. This feels like regional bias
February 8, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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Foids = women
Moids = men
‘Chad’ = 10/10 handsome man
Jestergooning is harder bc ‘gooning’ = masturbate so I assume JG = fucking around/goofing off by yourself
SMV = sexual market value (attractiveness, status, & wealth within the dating market, "Chads" have high SMV)
February 8, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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are these words
we gotta open the schools…or close down the schools. not sure. yikes
February 8, 2026 at 3:13 AM
what??
we gotta open the schools…or close down the schools. not sure. yikes
February 8, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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Cannot wait for the Close the Gate feature

We’re not talking to you, Conor!
from 2003-2007 50 Cent had 7 top 5 singles and 3 #1 singles on solo albums

Two more singles with G-Unit that were in the top 20.

Three more singles on G-Unit solo albums in Top 20.

Two more Hot 100 singles off the GRODT movie

2 more top 5 singles that he gave to The Game for The Documentary.
I'm finding it real hard to believe 50 would win a Verzuz against TI. This feels like regional bias
February 8, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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Y’all ain’t having no real sex if you even know how long it lasted. Time gets real fake when you fuckin good.
February 7, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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Ossoff: "You're seeing what I'm seeing, right? The president posting about the Obamas like a Klansman."
February 7, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Benito Bowl tomorrow.
February 8, 2026 at 1:40 AM