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lyss 🤍
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melanin, water, bones.📍SD.
I can’t stop buying lip gloss 😔
November 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Cut water is nooooo joke babe. I can feel my toenails chile….
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I’m about to start paying for it because I can’t take anymore of those dumb ass ads.
What I’m finding out is that a lot of you niggas pay for YouTube
November 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I’m the genius who didn’t pack a to go plate last night, now the leftover Mac and Cheese is almost all gone and my poor grandma is trying to hold on to 3 noodles for me. Please send prayers to me during this trying time 🤍
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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I see some of the suggested posts from threads on my IG page, and it all seems unhinged.
I’ve seen a few people say if Blue Sky gets weird they’re gonna migrate to Threads and let me tell you something…Threads is WAYYYYYYY worse than you’re imagining 😭
November 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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I’ve seen a few people say if Blue Sky gets weird they’re gonna migrate to Threads and let me tell you something…Threads is WAYYYYYYY worse than you’re imagining 😭
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Random: I hate that people are now using the phrase "depression can't hit a moving target" as it functional depression isn't a thing. You literally can do every activity and still be super depressed.
November 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I posted a photo with my hand mildly on my stomach and folks started asking if I was making an announcement! Hell no, I’m absolutely not making any announcement 😭
November 28, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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One thing people say that I absolutely hate is “ I was born in the wrong era.”

Stop romanticizing other time periods because you never took the time to dig into history
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
In-N-Out
What y’all eating for Thanksgiving Eve?
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The amount of you that are deep frying turkeys inside of your home…
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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my latest order, a key lime cheesecake 🍋‍🟩💚
watch me make it on tik tok !

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8US4DgC/
November 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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I'm thankful I was able to buy food this year.
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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If you’re not cooking today, your job is to set the table and do the dishes without being asked.

Btw, this is my job today.
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Are they ready to save it not privately—
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
WASHINGTON (AP) — National Guard members shot in Washington, DC, identified as Sarah Beckstrom, 20, and Andrew Wolfe, 24, US attorney says.
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Mind you, he and the rest of his party have been off for the majority of the year 😭.
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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"i suck at my job and i probably shouldn't have it" is quite the candid admission. you can always tell when somebody has never had to actually do shit before.
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Don't let anyone upset you today remember you can always go home and play video games
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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The solution to two National Guard members being shot is to bring in more potential targets.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump administration orders 500 more National Guard members to Washington after shooting, Hegseth says.
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
It was before a dictator took power.
National Guard was sold for decades as being essentially a side hustle. I can’t imagine anyone is happy about this.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump administration orders 500 more National Guard members to Washington after shooting, Hegseth says.
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The day before Thanksgiving? Wow…
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump administration orders 500 more National Guard members to Washington after shooting, Hegseth says.
November 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I just bought mine today (last minute, I know), and I am so excited to finally NOT be grating cheese.
Drop one of these on the mac n cheese maker in ya life.
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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We have said consistently that the Guard should not be here. It is unsafe for both members of the Guard and communities.

Our deepest condolences go to the two West Virginia families who will now spend this season mourning the loss of loved ones who died while deployed unnecessarily.
NEW: The governor of West Virginia says that two members of the state National Guard shot today in DC have died.
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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The governor of West Virginia is now walking back his initial post, where he stated two National Guard members died after being shot
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM