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Wide awake
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the resurrectionists talking after victor Frankenstein purchases multiple dicks in a short time
victor frankenstein rifling through a barrel of dicks looking for one thats just right
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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Goblin sex be like: "Goblins have sex be like: "Goblins have sex be like: "Goblins have sex"
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
My grandparents are going to be pissed
More than 15 Senate Democrats join GOP to advance nationwide ban on hemp products, including CBD gummies,
oh the paul amendment is going down 78-22
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The thing is, I do vote blue no matter who. It is just that I also think we should primary most of ten current crop of blue and bully leadership until they go move to a shitty cabin in the woods without internet
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Small building
Wharton, TX
November 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Fuck the senate Dems and all that. But doesn't the house have to come back to actually reopen the government? And doesn't that mean Johnson can't dodge the Epstein files vote any longer?
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
There are these perfect red leaves occasionally falling off a tree out the window and it is almost enough to make you start crying.
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
We are all in this together I scream at my team as I score yet another own goal. We will prevail I cry as I tackle my own goalie before tearing off my shirt and launching myself into the stands
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Hail satan etc etc kind of night
November 10, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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Anyway, Chuck Schumer
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 AM
So the house to come back for this to work, which means the Epstein vote happens which means we see a lot of rich person dick?
November 10, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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"in the stripped club straight up "jorking it" and by "it" haha well let's just say My peanits" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey ageist tbh
November 9, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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It may be past time to start doing demonstrations outside of GOP Congresspeople's local offices.
Can someone explain to me why we’re paying House Republicans to stay at home and do nothing? SMDH

If our air traffic controllers and TSA, as well as, other essential workers have to go to work without pay, then why in the hell are all these lazy, do-nothing Republicans getting paychecks?!
November 9, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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"When I picked up my granddaughter from the federal agents, she had a dirty diaper, a bruise on her face, and was developing a rash. She was exhausted and cried… My heart aches knowing this could happen to others, to my kids, or even me, despite being U.S. citizens.”
November 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Blocking that yglesias guy because wherever y'all dunk on him it makes me read the dumbest ideas
November 9, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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Chuck Schumer is a complete sentence
SCOOP: Schumer was more involved than reported with the attempted cave on the government shutdown. The Gang of 8 Senate Dems had his approval & he was getting daily updates.
In Thursday's caucus meeting, the Gang claimed they had 10 votes to cave. The caucus went nuts, leading to the new proposal.
Why Does Schumer Keep Trying to Cave? - The American Prospect
Most commentators, including me, concluded that the Tuesday election victory saved Democrats from capitulating to Republican demands to pass a simple continuing resolution to re-open the government, i...
prospect.org
November 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Every spirit passenger knows that those are optional add-ons, as clearly labeled in the check out process
Lmfao, Noemandowski wanted to buy ICE planes from Spirit, but “they learned that Spirit…didn't own the planes. The planes also don't have engines.”

Or pilots!
Or flight attendants!
Or mechanics!
Or ground crew!
The WSJ on how unbelievably stupid Noem and Lewandowski are.

I don’t care that I’m late to this; it’s to good to pass up.

www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
November 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Sometimes it truly is as simple as knowing a phone number and giving it to the right person.
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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I have to confess "your browser's AI can be made to steal your banking info via prompt injection because it runs with full privileges and treats all text as equally authoritative sources of instructions, including the text of pages it's summarising" is more surprising to me than it should have been.
November 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Mid life crisis mutant ninja turtles
November 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM