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Beastie enby
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Been an old fart since birth

Here for a good time not a long time

Laugh belly laughs. Plant a garden. Punch Nazis
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What a fucking judo move turning the state's means of attacking him to cause it's onw destruction. Just absolutely brilliant.
Holy shit. What a legend.
January 15, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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The Times went to non urban Minnesota to ask people why they dislike urban Minneapolis. If someone were to ask me to teach a journalism school course on helicopter reporting, this story - so cliche it’s almost hard to believe they really did this - would immediately go on the syllabus.
NYTimes has truly outdone itself with this latest in its "ask white guys in diner" genre. Thank goodness we get a perspective on what's happening in Minneapolis from people in **Nisswa** who probably mean Brainerd when they say they "prefer not to go the city anymore" www.nytimes.com/2026/01/15/u...
One State, Two Very Different Views of Minneapolis
www.nytimes.com
January 15, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Everyone's using the word "performative" wrong and not using it to describe speech acts
There seems to be a mind-boggling collapse in Americans' ability to understand the concept of speech acts. When the president makes a declaration, that's not "mere" words. The statement constitutes a foreign policy action. I feel like I'm going crazy here. Nobody has ever not understood this before
January 15, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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They literally always accuse protesters of being paid because 1) it shifts the terrain of the debate and 2) it reassures their base that no one legitimately holds a contrary position. They take comfort in thinking that anyone who disagrees with Trump is either brainwashed or a cynic.
ICE keeps saying the people protesting it are being paid without any evidence, but we have receipts showing that the people *defending* ICE are absolutely being paid.

And yet we only hear lies about the former on cable news.
relevant to the debate over whether we should keep funding DHS without reforms and accountability for how out of control their spending is
January 15, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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As usual, the story here isn't about "divides" or cosmopolitan elites looking down on rural populations. It is about radicalization. This woman wants violent vengeance for things that did not happen.
January 15, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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this is one of our best zines. LOL.
January 15, 2026 at 4:55 PM
real heads know the legal limit is the true serving size, here you can only get 100mg so that's what comes in those weed shots that you're technically supposed to drink a capful at a time. I don't think anyone does that
January 15, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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seeing her describe the reality we are currently living through and get pushback by the interviewer is insane to me. bro really said "do you have specific information to support an allegation that huge."
January 15, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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I will live to see a biologist explain to a congressperson on live C-SPAN ass tv that the idea of a "sex chromosome" is archaic and counter to good understanding of how sex materially is.

The SRY gene on the Y chromosome is merely one of thousands of genes that determine sex, most not on the Y.
December 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Everyone contains the genes for growing and maintaining both ovaries and testes, too. That's how the majority of 46XX ovotesticular syndrome cases happen. I bet we could find a way to switch those pathways on and off in stem cells and grow custom gonads or whatever type we want for ourselves.
December 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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each of us contains the full genetic instructions for both testosterone & estrogen driven hormone loadouts (along with varying combos of both)

this can be changed at any time. our genes will even start expressing themselves differently within ~3-6 months.

this is an existential threat to fascists.
"current hormone loadout"
That legit makes me sound like a cyborg and I freaking dig it.
December 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I don't think it's fair for your partner to go "this is wrong! why don't you understand that?!?" when you get their toe slightly misaligned in the sock instead of precisely inside the toe pocket when putting on their sock for them.
January 15, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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TERFs discovering this post: "let me explain the rationale for my bigotry I believe exonerates me" lol yeah that's what I'm talking about.
If you have “sincere concerns” about trans athletes in sports, all it means is that you have given yourself a rationale for your bigotry that you sincerely believe exonerates you for aligning to a far-right tactic for marginalization and exclusion.
January 14, 2026 at 11:41 AM
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data centers love to fire up diesel generators during peak summer loads and belch air pollution. collectively northern virginia data centers have more than 4,000 generators capable of spitting out 11 GW of power, more than all of the state's natural gas plants combined
January 14, 2026 at 1:53 PM
sounds about white
January 14, 2026 at 4:15 PM
*elder millennial
January 14, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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Everyone who is politically attentive should canvas at least once if for no reason other than to see firsthand how utterly incoherent the politics of the modal American are. "Homer Simpson webpage" incoherent is the baseline and it either pleasantly surprises you or deeply horrifies you from there.
Looked into TJ a bit and he’s a snowboarding bro who used to post Ron Paul memes and then later memes about BLM, and now Elon and Trump destroying American, what voter type is this
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 14, 2026 at 2:35 PM
He also said he likes ICE and doesn't want to abolish it
January 14, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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Neighbors standing guard over churches so that parents can have secret meetings about how to keep daycares safe. This is what's happening in the Twin Cities right now.
January 14, 2026 at 4:58 AM
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NEW: Florida and Utah have banned fluoridation, with multiple other states looking to do the same.

Critics of fluoride in drinking water point to other fluoride sources as an alternative, but many are creating barriers to these very products.
After Sowing Distrust in Fluoridated Water, Kennedy and Skeptics Turn to Obstructing Other Fluoride Sources
Florida and Utah have banned fluoridation, with multiple other states looking to do the same. Critics of fluoride in drinking water point to supplements as an alternative, but many are creating barriers to these very products.
www.propublica.org
January 14, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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Hundreds of anti-ICE demonstrators are making noise outside the Graduate hotel on the Minneapolis campus of the University of Minnesota. bit.ly/49SpwBk

📷️: Richard Tsong-Taatarii
January 14, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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don't write songs about it or make tv shows about how bad they feel about their actions or or movies or comics or music videos about it. they are fools. they are an embarrassment to humankind. they are the mcdonalds happy toy version of nazis. our job is to make sure they know it
January 14, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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we don't have very much but we can strip anybody who works for ICE of any social niceties whatsoever. you find out somebody is with them? they don't get to be ANYTHING to you anymore. and tell them WHY. it SUCKS to be ostracized and stigmatized. please use it on somebody who's earned it for once
January 14, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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A teenage boy was walking home in Minneapolis yesterday when four masked men jumped out of a van & questioned him - with no parent or guardian present.

He was bundled into the van & taken away.

Bystanders heard the boy say: “Can I just go home?”

I don’t know how America comes back from all this.
January 13, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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This is Minneapolis:

Walk into my neighborhood ACE last night & see the signage on their door notifying fed agents that it’s private property and cannot be used for immigration enforcement. These signs are all over the city.

Walk in & the nearest shelf has goggles & whistles.
January 13, 2026 at 4:38 PM