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alpaqa
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here since 5 august 2023
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Good morning Brazil!
August 31, 2024 at 10:55 AM
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parts of the left might be developing a teensy tiny little antisemitism problem
June 7, 2024 at 5:01 AM
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Thanks to a very generous donation I am only 16 sign-ups away from being able to pay rent but I have less than a week to do so.

You get literally 1000s of posts, over 500 recipes for £5 and more added every day.

16% off (the maximum Patreon allows) if you commit to a year!
I'm a black trans woman fighting poverty and homelessness.

To support myself, I set up a patreon where you can get access to all my recipes, poetry, artwork and photography for just £5.

Something new EVERY SINGLE DAY. You won't regret it.

http://patreon.com/fightingpride93
December 26, 2023 at 3:04 PM
hello
August 11, 2023 at 11:45 PM
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Today is a good day to check on your parents and grandparents facebook activity to make sure they're not issuing credible threats to the President of the United States using minion memes
August 10, 2023 at 2:00 PM
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i’m going to start advertising my podcast on bluesky too i hope no one gets mad at me
August 8, 2023 at 6:46 PM
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When I like a mutual's NSFW selfie I mean it in the sense of like standing on the sidelines of the soccer game sternly clapping and saying good hustle good hustle
August 9, 2023 at 8:08 AM
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I’m at the store. Does anyone need any Bluesky
August 7, 2023 at 9:41 PM
good night 😴
August 7, 2023 at 1:13 AM
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tom petty: don't come around here no more

tom forgiving: hey no worries man
August 6, 2023 at 11:31 PM
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starting to regret all the therapy work that's led me to feeling emotions in real time bc wow that really sucks? mods??
August 6, 2023 at 10:25 PM
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ME, 10: I want to live in the forest & use blueberries as currency

ME, 20: I want a big house with a hot partner & a big pile of money

ME, 30: I want to live in the forest & use blueberries as currency
August 6, 2023 at 9:53 PM
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This weekend, Trump has been posting ugly attacks on Pelosi, her husband, his assigned judge, his prosecutor/DOJ, Pence (a key witness against him), & witnesses in general. But you wouldn’t know about it if you weren’t online, because the press largely shrugs at him & his social media statements.
August 6, 2023 at 10:27 PM
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August 6, 2023 at 9:10 PM
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I'm a black trans woman fighting poverty and homelessness.

To support myself, I set up a patreon where you can get access to all my recipes, poetry, artwork and photography for just £5.

Something new EVERY SINGLE DAY. You won't regret it.

http://patreon.com/fightingpride93
July 24, 2023 at 4:42 PM
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Charles Darwin seeing a great big turtle that’s slightly different to another great big turtle: Ah fuck. God doesn’t exist
August 6, 2023 at 6:44 AM
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realistic people: period products should be free for students

men in their 50s: if girls get free tampons, my 21 year old son Brandon shouldn't have to pay for nunchuck lessons
August 6, 2023 at 7:04 AM
yellow tic tacs look awfully like minions
August 6, 2023 at 10:21 AM
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He's angy bc he bought the playground and it didn't make him popular
August 5, 2023 at 11:05 PM
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some people are *very* concerned about this pink smoke coming from a waste processing tower in portland but i think she’s just a barbie girl💅🏻
August 5, 2023 at 3:30 PM
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Possibly stop eating wolves?
August 5, 2023 at 7:44 PM