lizard
@lizzzard.bsky.social
she/they, 29, new england, minors DNI 🔞
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first thing i’ve written in years. essentially getting a baseline before trying to teach myself the craft
November 10, 2025 at 5:19 AM
first thing i’ve written in years. essentially getting a baseline before trying to teach myself the craft
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on geese, turkeys, and teenage gender dysphoria
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
on geese, turkeys, and teenage gender dysphoria
making good points in the good points chat
November 11, 2025 at 7:12 AM
making good points in the good points chat
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i’m gonna ask him out this week, wish me luck chat
November 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
i’m gonna ask him out this week, wish me luck chat
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Chuck Schumer accomplished so little in such a long period of time, you have to admire it.
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Chuck Schumer accomplished so little in such a long period of time, you have to admire it.
like who the fuck yells out a car window at a random person just to say something mean
to the man who just scared the living shit out of me while i was outside with my dog by yelling “hey! your dog is cuter than you!”:
i hope you drive your car off a fucking bridge tonight while i give your mom more joy and pleasure with my tongue than she’s ever had by mothering you
i hope you drive your car off a fucking bridge tonight while i give your mom more joy and pleasure with my tongue than she’s ever had by mothering you
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
like who the fuck yells out a car window at a random person just to say something mean
to the man who just scared the living shit out of me while i was outside with my dog by yelling “hey! your dog is cuter than you!”:
i hope you drive your car off a fucking bridge tonight while i give your mom more joy and pleasure with my tongue than she’s ever had by mothering you
i hope you drive your car off a fucking bridge tonight while i give your mom more joy and pleasure with my tongue than she’s ever had by mothering you
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
to the man who just scared the living shit out of me while i was outside with my dog by yelling “hey! your dog is cuter than you!”:
i hope you drive your car off a fucking bridge tonight while i give your mom more joy and pleasure with my tongue than she’s ever had by mothering you
i hope you drive your car off a fucking bridge tonight while i give your mom more joy and pleasure with my tongue than she’s ever had by mothering you
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! GOD DAMMIT
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! GOD DAMMIT
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...is there a lord marmalade?
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
...is there a lord marmalade?
btw the guy who i’m asking on a date this week is the person who inspired me to start writing again; i help out in one of his classes as an ed tech and he’s a *fantastic* english teacher
on geese, turkeys, and teenage gender dysphoria
November 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
btw the guy who i’m asking on a date this week is the person who inspired me to start writing again; i help out in one of his classes as an ed tech and he’s a *fantastic* english teacher
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gonna be rehearsing “hey [redacted]! i really enjoyed talking to you at barnes & noble on friday, would you wanna get coffee sometime and chat more?” in my head compulsively for the next 45 hours
i’m gonna ask him out this week, wish me luck chat
November 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
gonna be rehearsing “hey [redacted]! i really enjoyed talking to you at barnes & noble on friday, would you wanna get coffee sometime and chat more?” in my head compulsively for the next 45 hours
i’m gonna ask him out this week, wish me luck chat
November 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
i’m gonna ask him out this week, wish me luck chat
“hey i really enjoyed talking to you at barnes & noble on friday, would you wanna get coffee sometime and continue the conversation?” IS THIS ANYTHING CHAT
tips for asking a coworker on a date that won’t get me fired
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
“hey i really enjoyed talking to you at barnes & noble on friday, would you wanna get coffee sometime and continue the conversation?” IS THIS ANYTHING CHAT
thinking about my crush too much, might watch newsies as a palate cleanser
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
thinking about my crush too much, might watch newsies as a palate cleanser
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I feel like I can get a lot of interesting football content here from people who know what they’re talking about! it’s great!
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I feel like I can get a lot of interesting football content here from people who know what they’re talking about! it’s great!
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this is punishment for electing Mamdani btw
SCHUMER is on the floor now making this offer to end the shutdown:
Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care
"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care
"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
November 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
this is punishment for electing Mamdani btw
energy drink, chocolate chip muffin, and ibuprofen for lunch
November 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
energy drink, chocolate chip muffin, and ibuprofen for lunch
tips for asking a coworker on a date that won’t get me fired
November 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
tips for asking a coworker on a date that won’t get me fired
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humbly proposing that vape pens are quietly one of the most evil inventions in the past 25 years and that everyone involved should be tried at the hague
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
humbly proposing that vape pens are quietly one of the most evil inventions in the past 25 years and that everyone involved should be tried at the hague
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Also coming from this from the weed end: switch to a dry herb vape like a Mighty or a Arizer or a Pax. Dab pens are so whack on your tolerance and can be really awful for your throat or lungs. Disposables are also so rough on you
humbly proposing that vape pens are quietly one of the most evil inventions in the past 25 years and that everyone involved should be tried at the hague
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Also coming from this from the weed end: switch to a dry herb vape like a Mighty or a Arizer or a Pax. Dab pens are so whack on your tolerance and can be really awful for your throat or lungs. Disposables are also so rough on you
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YOU DUMB FUCKS HAD ALL THE POWER FOR ONCE
SENATOR ANGUS KING: "Standing up to Donald Trump didn't work. It actually gave him more power."
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
YOU DUMB FUCKS HAD ALL THE POWER FOR ONCE
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“we actively do not care that most of maine’s population is made up of poor and elderly people and that rural healthcare here already in danger, and also as a holiday gift, to all of them we say ‘fuck you’”
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
“we actively do not care that most of maine’s population is made up of poor and elderly people and that rural healthcare here already in danger, and also as a holiday gift, to all of them we say ‘fuck you’”