lizard
@lizzzard.bsky.social
she/they, 29, new england, minors DNI 🔞
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the amount of times per day i have to say “hands to ourselves!” and “safe hands!” to 7-8th graders is slightly devastating
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
the amount of times per day i have to say “hands to ourselves!” and “safe hands!” to 7-8th graders is slightly devastating
i wish i could tell the liz who was absolutely heartbroken 7 months ago that today they’d be going on a date with an equal-parts adorable and intelligent english teacher
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 PM
i wish i could tell the liz who was absolutely heartbroken 7 months ago that today they’d be going on a date with an equal-parts adorable and intelligent english teacher
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I ASKED HIM OUT AND HE SAID YES!!!! Ws IN THE CHAT!!!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I ASKED HIM OUT AND HE SAID YES!!!! Ws IN THE CHAT!!!!!!
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I realize the reaction of everyone who is not a Patriots fan is “oh fuck you, you don’t deserve another good quarterback” and that’s fair
but it absolutely rules, Drake Maye for MVP
but it absolutely rules, Drake Maye for MVP
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I realize the reaction of everyone who is not a Patriots fan is “oh fuck you, you don’t deserve another good quarterback” and that’s fair
but it absolutely rules, Drake Maye for MVP
but it absolutely rules, Drake Maye for MVP
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drake maye and treveyon henderson on my team for the next decade
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
drake maye and treveyon henderson on my team for the next decade
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if i married the guy i’m going on a date with tomorrow i would have such a cool last name
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
if i married the guy i’m going on a date with tomorrow i would have such a cool last name
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VRABEL WITH THE STACHE FOR TNF LMAOOOO
November 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
VRABEL WITH THE STACHE FOR TNF LMAOOOO
i would like to season and bake a whole butternut squash, put her on a plate, and make love to her right now
November 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
i would like to season and bake a whole butternut squash, put her on a plate, and make love to her right now
i would fucking love to see more tonga at fullback tonight
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
i would fucking love to see more tonga at fullback tonight
those who yippee are those who may one day find peace
November 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
those who yippee are those who may one day find peace
i need football to start so that i can distract myself from falling for an english teacher
November 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
i need football to start so that i can distract myself from falling for an english teacher
i tried to read to calm down but i can’t stop excitedly pacing around my room like i’m 15 again UGH having a crush is so fun!!!!!
I ASKED HIM OUT AND HE SAID YES!!!! Ws IN THE CHAT!!!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
i tried to read to calm down but i can’t stop excitedly pacing around my room like i’m 15 again UGH having a crush is so fun!!!!!
right now all i want to do is to write about him but i’m showing him my poetry journal tomorrow
I ASKED HIM OUT AND HE SAID YES!!!! Ws IN THE CHAT!!!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
right now all i want to do is to write about him but i’m showing him my poetry journal tomorrow
I ASKED HIM OUT AND HE SAID YES!!!! Ws IN THE CHAT!!!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I ASKED HIM OUT AND HE SAID YES!!!! Ws IN THE CHAT!!!!!!
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Spank You For Your Furvice (2017)
November 12, 2023 at 1:48 PM
Spank You For Your Furvice (2017)
my crush hovers by me now when all the teachers are together and we do more waves and smiles guys i’m so crushy rn HEHEHEHE
November 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
my crush hovers by me now when all the teachers are together and we do more waves and smiles guys i’m so crushy rn HEHEHEHE
i just asked him out via email LMAO
dw it is tame and friendly and will not get me bonked by my employer
dw it is tame and friendly and will not get me bonked by my employer
i’m gonna ask him out this week, wish me luck chat
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
i just asked him out via email LMAO
dw it is tame and friendly and will not get me bonked by my employer
dw it is tame and friendly and will not get me bonked by my employer
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I don't catastrophize, I just have a vivid imagination
February 20, 2024 at 9:30 PM
I don't catastrophize, I just have a vivid imagination
tonight’s timeline was very triggering but so hard not to scroll. hoping to knock out this hard very soon. goodnight gay people in my phone
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
tonight’s timeline was very triggering but so hard not to scroll. hoping to knock out this hard very soon. goodnight gay people in my phone
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Trump raped countless children and the NYT had all the receipts and photographs but the REAL problem for our country according the Times was the trans 7th grade girl on the volleyball team in Wisconsin.
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Trump raped countless children and the NYT had all the receipts and photographs but the REAL problem for our country according the Times was the trans 7th grade girl on the volleyball team in Wisconsin.
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hey like no worries if not but would you maybe wanna have a wonderful little life together but like i said it’s so chill if not
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
hey like no worries if not but would you maybe wanna have a wonderful little life together but like i said it’s so chill if not
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still keeping the kiddos posted on the important things
November 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
still keeping the kiddos posted on the important things
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.