AlongCamePollywog
@alongcamepollywog.bsky.social
Leftist not liberal. I haven't been to the dentist in years.
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Mark Zuckerberg: I built this platform to give the people a voice
Me: okay but actually you built it to rate how hot the woman at your school were
Me: okay but actually you built it to rate how hot the woman at your school were
January 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Mark Zuckerberg: I built this platform to give the people a voice
Me: okay but actually you built it to rate how hot the woman at your school were
Me: okay but actually you built it to rate how hot the woman at your school were
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when a police man says hes going to give you a hot meal that means hell shoot you. the hot meal is a bullet. they call it Police mans dinner
December 23, 2024 at 7:11 PM
when a police man says hes going to give you a hot meal that means hell shoot you. the hot meal is a bullet. they call it Police mans dinner
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You made me make this
December 7, 2024 at 2:28 PM
You made me make this
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YouTube nuked the second part of the CEO Assassins prescheduled manifesto 30 mins before it was supposed to go live. I feel robbed. Ugh they probs gave it to the feds and now we'll never know what it said.
December 9, 2024 at 11:20 PM
YouTube nuked the second part of the CEO Assassins prescheduled manifesto 30 mins before it was supposed to go live. I feel robbed. Ugh they probs gave it to the feds and now we'll never know what it said.
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When the rich rob the poor, it’s business (good). When the poor fight back, it’s violence(bad).
December 9, 2024 at 8:36 PM
When the rich rob the poor, it’s business (good). When the poor fight back, it’s violence(bad).
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From now on, when they go low, I’m going subterranean.
December 9, 2024 at 3:46 PM
From now on, when they go low, I’m going subterranean.
My dad had Lymphoma for 7 years. Always wore a mask during chemo and masked/quarantined after his stem cell transplant. Then COVID came and he just stopped believing in germs. Didn't mask at all anymore. Got COVID, died 2 weeks later. It wasn't the cancer. It was Fox News that killed him.
Feeling angry today. Angry that my poor dad with dementia was convinced the Covid vaccine was poison and refused it. As a result, his infection was so severe he needed 24/7 care after & never moved back home.
December 9, 2024 at 12:10 PM
My dad had Lymphoma for 7 years. Always wore a mask during chemo and masked/quarantined after his stem cell transplant. Then COVID came and he just stopped believing in germs. Didn't mask at all anymore. Got COVID, died 2 weeks later. It wasn't the cancer. It was Fox News that killed him.
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Israel seeing the fall of Assad government: how can I make this about me?
December 8, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Israel seeing the fall of Assad government: how can I make this about me?
CEO guy was just as shady in is personal life as you would expect a soulless insurance executive to be.
The journalistic imperative to tell the truth doesn't magically go away because someone died
Slain Healthcare CEO’s Life Airbrushed by Media
Journalistic skepticism isn't magically exempt when someone dies
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 9, 2024 at 1:39 AM
CEO guy was just as shady in is personal life as you would expect a soulless insurance executive to be.
The urgency. The speed. The acumen. They'll wander aimlessly though Central Park for the next couple of MINUTES if they have to. I heard they're even willing to call the NYPD Dance Team for backup.
This Fox segment on the search for the shooter is incredible. Look at how the NYPD searches Central Park lol
December 8, 2024 at 9:53 PM
The urgency. The speed. The acumen. They'll wander aimlessly though Central Park for the next couple of MINUTES if they have to. I heard they're even willing to call the NYPD Dance Team for backup.
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CNN reveals confidential sources within the NYPD state that the shooter rode a dinosaur and could project lasers from his eyes "like that cyclops guy."
December 8, 2024 at 1:50 AM
CNN reveals confidential sources within the NYPD state that the shooter rode a dinosaur and could project lasers from his eyes "like that cyclops guy."
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Latest reports are that the killer is an incredible cook and a generous lover
December 8, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Latest reports are that the killer is an incredible cook and a generous lover
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muppet history guy, bashar al assad, healthcare ceo, jesse singal smiling down from heaven.jpeg
December 8, 2024 at 5:32 AM
muppet history guy, bashar al assad, healthcare ceo, jesse singal smiling down from heaven.jpeg
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Watched THE SUBSTANCE again, this time for family movie night (the joys of having an older teenager!) Liked it even more. A hilarious, profound meditation on why you should carefully follow the instructions provided for your new medication
December 7, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Watched THE SUBSTANCE again, this time for family movie night (the joys of having an older teenager!) Liked it even more. A hilarious, profound meditation on why you should carefully follow the instructions provided for your new medication
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movies… love it when those pictures move! motion pictures, if you will
December 7, 2024 at 3:00 AM
movies… love it when those pictures move! motion pictures, if you will
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POLICE OFFICER: *removes hat* I’m afraid there’s been a terrible accident. Unfortunately your wife and children didn’t make it
LITTLE CAESARS GUY: *sobbing* pizza pizza
LITTLE CAESARS GUY: *sobbing* pizza pizza
December 7, 2024 at 12:38 AM
POLICE OFFICER: *removes hat* I’m afraid there’s been a terrible accident. Unfortunately your wife and children didn’t make it
LITTLE CAESARS GUY: *sobbing* pizza pizza
LITTLE CAESARS GUY: *sobbing* pizza pizza
There are people that complain public healthcare would lead to "Death Panels." I guess they'd rather just stick to UHC's classic"Death Tables."
December 6, 2024 at 9:31 PM
There are people that complain public healthcare would lead to "Death Panels." I guess they'd rather just stick to UHC's classic"Death Tables."
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[God creating puffer fish] take that hedgehog and throw it into the goddamn ocean
December 6, 2024 at 3:09 PM
[God creating puffer fish] take that hedgehog and throw it into the goddamn ocean
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Thou shalt not pretend that wanting everyone to have healthcare is “radical.”
December 6, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Thou shalt not pretend that wanting everyone to have healthcare is “radical.”
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“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
December 5, 2024 at 2:38 AM
“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
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