Ally Stewart
@allystewart.bsky.social
Proud Canadian. Book nerd. Oxford comma enthusiast. I know my way around a cheese plate.
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Ally Stewart
@allystewart.bsky.social
· Feb 12
Ally Stewart is never wrong...
Also smut is good and very fun and people should not be snobs about it
uncontroversial take
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To give you an idea of how deranged the UK has become about gender stuff, here's Enid Blyton - the absolute avatar of classic English conservatism and a huge fan of racist "gollywogs" - casually describing a gender non-conforming kid in the 1940s and having their friends be totally cool with it.
February 14, 2026 at 11:33 AM
To give you an idea of how deranged the UK has become about gender stuff, here's Enid Blyton - the absolute avatar of classic English conservatism and a huge fan of racist "gollywogs" - casually describing a gender non-conforming kid in the 1940s and having their friends be totally cool with it.
Student: should I use a semicolon in this sentence?
Me, yelling and flailing papers: The Dow is over 50,000 right now! The S&P at almost 7,000! That's what we should be talking about!
Me, yelling and flailing papers: The Dow is over 50,000 right now! The S&P at almost 7,000! That's what we should be talking about!
February 12, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Student: should I use a semicolon in this sentence?
Me, yelling and flailing papers: The Dow is over 50,000 right now! The S&P at almost 7,000! That's what we should be talking about!
Me, yelling and flailing papers: The Dow is over 50,000 right now! The S&P at almost 7,000! That's what we should be talking about!
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UM @info.radio-canada.ca AND @patriceroy.bsky.social YOU PUT THE WRONG WOMAN ON SCREEN AS THE MASS SHOOTER OFF THE TOP OF YOUR SHOW!!!!!
My GOD.
You need to retract and apologize NOW!!!
My GOD.
You need to retract and apologize NOW!!!
February 11, 2026 at 11:24 PM
UM @info.radio-canada.ca AND @patriceroy.bsky.social YOU PUT THE WRONG WOMAN ON SCREEN AS THE MASS SHOOTER OFF THE TOP OF YOUR SHOW!!!!!
My GOD.
You need to retract and apologize NOW!!!
My GOD.
You need to retract and apologize NOW!!!
my life path
I don't know how the phrase "tree hugger" can ever be seen as an insult. Hugging trees is great. Even better is waking up in a tree's arms and telling it your dreams.
February 10, 2026 at 2:28 PM
my life path
I miss the Post Reports Podcast
February 10, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I miss the Post Reports Podcast
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kind of funny there are prob 1,000 major US musicians and every time conservatives need to put up a music artist to counter a mainstream narrative, they put up kid rock. "ok here's kid rock again" for the next 30 years, an octogenarian man in jean shorts rapping something from the 1990s
February 9, 2026 at 8:50 AM
kind of funny there are prob 1,000 major US musicians and every time conservatives need to put up a music artist to counter a mainstream narrative, they put up kid rock. "ok here's kid rock again" for the next 30 years, an octogenarian man in jean shorts rapping something from the 1990s
A Trump Haiku:
Bad Bunny scares me
so bad, but even then I
Still won't watch Kid Rock
Bad Bunny scares me
so bad, but even then I
Still won't watch Kid Rock
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
A Trump Haiku:
Bad Bunny scares me
so bad, but even then I
Still won't watch Kid Rock
Bad Bunny scares me
so bad, but even then I
Still won't watch Kid Rock
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Wasn’t quite sure what to expect when @bnanza.bsky.social bought tickets to go see Bruce McCulloch but it was a great night - funny, dark, touching at times, dark. #blessed
February 8, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Wasn’t quite sure what to expect when @bnanza.bsky.social bought tickets to go see Bruce McCulloch but it was a great night - funny, dark, touching at times, dark. #blessed
I saw Bruce McCulloch's show "Dark Purple Slice" last night. It was 100% Brucio: it was incredibly dark, piercingly sweet, and consistently funny. Get to see it if you can:
bruciomcculloch.com
bruciomcculloch.com
Bruce McCulloch
bruciomcculloch.com
February 8, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I saw Bruce McCulloch's show "Dark Purple Slice" last night. It was 100% Brucio: it was incredibly dark, piercingly sweet, and consistently funny. Get to see it if you can:
bruciomcculloch.com
bruciomcculloch.com
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I expected the cuts would be bad but I'm honestly stunned and sickened seeing how many great journalists the Washington Post just lost. People who nailed huge investigations, documented war zones, exposed horrific crimes, dropped all at once for failures they did not cause.
February 4, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I expected the cuts would be bad but I'm honestly stunned and sickened seeing how many great journalists the Washington Post just lost. People who nailed huge investigations, documented war zones, exposed horrific crimes, dropped all at once for failures they did not cause.
THIS
IS
WHY
WE
CHOOSE
THE
BEAR
IS
WHY
WE
CHOOSE
THE
BEAR
Oh look, according to Peter Attia MD “pussy is low carb” something that is totally normal for a doctor to say to Epstein, who had previously been convicted of procuring a child for prostitution
January 31, 2026 at 6:20 PM
THIS
IS
WHY
WE
CHOOSE
THE
BEAR
IS
WHY
WE
CHOOSE
THE
BEAR
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When anyone from SCTV dies it’s like 30 people have died. Every character they created was as alive as anyone else you’ve ever met.
January 31, 2026 at 5:58 PM
When anyone from SCTV dies it’s like 30 people have died. Every character they created was as alive as anyone else you’ve ever met.
I’m going to speak in Moira voice all weekend in tribute ❤️💔
a woman in a black dress is walking down a street with #schitts creek written in the corner
Alt: Moira Rose from Schitt’s Creek saying “won’t you join me?”
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I’m going to speak in Moira voice all weekend in tribute ❤️💔
marry early
never spend time with her
be constipated
never spend time with her
be constipated
January 29, 2026 at 2:35 PM
marry early
never spend time with her
be constipated
never spend time with her
be constipated
Jesus Christ. While this post is very astute, it hurts my eyes, it's just a galactic collision of the very, very worst things
I think it's interesting that just hours ahead of @theverge.com reporting that OpenAI's president has donated $25 million to Trump that Katie Miller was over on Twitter falsely trying to clam that actually, the AI companies are biased against conservatives (the opposite of reality).
January 27, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Jesus Christ. While this post is very astute, it hurts my eyes, it's just a galactic collision of the very, very worst things
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I'm calling bullshit on the media narrative that JD Vance tried to "soften" things in Minneapolis. He blamed the left for ICE violence and called the 5-year-old's father an "illegal alien" even though he's lawfully applying for asylum.
New piece from me:
newrepublic.com/article/2056...
New piece from me:
newrepublic.com/article/2056...
Trump’s ICE Goons Detained a 5-Year-Old. Then JD Vance Made It Worse.
Much of the media is treating the vice president’s Minneapolis visit as an attempt to lower the temperature. If anything, he raised it.
newrepublic.com
January 23, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I'm calling bullshit on the media narrative that JD Vance tried to "soften" things in Minneapolis. He blamed the left for ICE violence and called the 5-year-old's father an "illegal alien" even though he's lawfully applying for asylum.
New piece from me:
newrepublic.com/article/2056...
New piece from me:
newrepublic.com/article/2056...
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Just on the Milburn thing, I'm always amused by the insistence that we're now overdiagnosing autism etc because back in my day none of that existed...
"My Dad was perfectly happy and normal with his HO scale model railway based on an imagined version of a Sheffield Metro."
"My Dad was perfectly happy and normal with his HO scale model railway based on an imagined version of a Sheffield Metro."
January 24, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Just on the Milburn thing, I'm always amused by the insistence that we're now overdiagnosing autism etc because back in my day none of that existed...
"My Dad was perfectly happy and normal with his HO scale model railway based on an imagined version of a Sheffield Metro."
"My Dad was perfectly happy and normal with his HO scale model railway based on an imagined version of a Sheffield Metro."
It always comes back to Covid.
Modry adds that the problem of democracy is that it's a "tyranny of the majority over the minority," citing COVID as an example. "If you protect individual rights, you will protect all of societal rights, but the reverse doesn't occur."
January 23, 2026 at 7:11 PM
It always comes back to Covid.
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Smith asserted Trump “willfully” broke the law. trib.al/0Kzv1p6
“Grand juries in two separate districts reached this conclusion ... Rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 election, President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power."
“Grand juries in two separate districts reached this conclusion ... Rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 election, President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power."
January 23, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Smith asserted Trump “willfully” broke the law. trib.al/0Kzv1p6
“Grand juries in two separate districts reached this conclusion ... Rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 election, President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power."
“Grand juries in two separate districts reached this conclusion ... Rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 election, President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power."
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no one is coming to save us
it was a real hard pill to swallow the first time as trans person, it's even harder now living under siege here in Minnesota
but in both situations, we keep us safe
it was a real hard pill to swallow the first time as trans person, it's even harder now living under siege here in Minnesota
but in both situations, we keep us safe
January 22, 2026 at 2:05 AM
no one is coming to save us
it was a real hard pill to swallow the first time as trans person, it's even harder now living under siege here in Minnesota
but in both situations, we keep us safe
it was a real hard pill to swallow the first time as trans person, it's even harder now living under siege here in Minnesota
but in both situations, we keep us safe
Sauer: "That's an elite opinion. Why aren't we asking the untrained and the poorly informed about their big feelings?"
Barrett quotes economists' brief that Cook's removal will cause a recession. Sauer dismisses it as elite opinion, but Barrett says the risk counsels caution. Sauer returns with Trump's slander on Cook. Barrett then suggests the nature of accused wrongdoing should be considered, says it's not murder.
January 21, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Sauer: "That's an elite opinion. Why aren't we asking the untrained and the poorly informed about their big feelings?"
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Dear neighbor,
We are seeing an increase in immigration enforcement and federal agents across South Minneapolis. This includes the sighting of Bovino at 34th and Cedar. There’s definitely an uptick compared to the last few days. 1/
We are seeing an increase in immigration enforcement and federal agents across South Minneapolis. This includes the sighting of Bovino at 34th and Cedar. There’s definitely an uptick compared to the last few days. 1/
January 21, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Dear neighbor,
We are seeing an increase in immigration enforcement and federal agents across South Minneapolis. This includes the sighting of Bovino at 34th and Cedar. There’s definitely an uptick compared to the last few days. 1/
We are seeing an increase in immigration enforcement and federal agents across South Minneapolis. This includes the sighting of Bovino at 34th and Cedar. There’s definitely an uptick compared to the last few days. 1/
*tears rolling down my face*
please sir, take a tangent in your important Davos speech to talk about Rolex watches
please sir, take a tangent in your important Davos speech to talk about Rolex watches
January 21, 2026 at 2:38 PM
*tears rolling down my face*
please sir, take a tangent in your important Davos speech to talk about Rolex watches
please sir, take a tangent in your important Davos speech to talk about Rolex watches
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God bless Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney for saying what needed to be said in his Davos speech.
January 20, 2026 at 6:31 PM
God bless Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney for saying what needed to be said in his Davos speech.