Eric Woolfe (He/Him)
@ericwoolfe.bsky.social
Itinerant showman, celebrated impresario of Toronto's most renowned flea circus, and purveyor of the ghoulish and uncanny. Director of the Uncanny at Eldritch Theatre.
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"Stupidity is a more dangerous enemy of the good than malice." -Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Whatever you say, Cheeto Hitler, we are gunna visit you anyway...
Trump threatens to block openi...
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Trump threatens to block opening of new bridge between Ontario and Michigan | CBC News
U.S. President Donald Trump is threatening to block the opening of the Gordie Howe Bridge, poised to become the newest border crossing between Windsor, Ont., and Detroit.
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February 10, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Whatever you say, Cheeto Hitler, we are gunna visit you anyway...
Trump threatens to block openi...
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Trump threatens to block openi...
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Or... hear me out!-- We nationalize the groceries stores and stop feeding the robber barons.
More than 12 million Canadians will receive hundreds more dollars this year to help cover everyday costs because of the new Canada Groceries and Essentials Benefit.
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Or... hear me out!-- We nationalize the groceries stores and stop feeding the robber barons.
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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
I am shocked- SHOCKED- that the president who is kidnapping racialized people and shipping them to concentration camps posted a grotesquely racist meme! Who could have seen this coming??
February 7, 2026 at 4:31 AM
I am shocked- SHOCKED- that the president who is kidnapping racialized people and shipping them to concentration camps posted a grotesquely racist meme! Who could have seen this coming??
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
The French showing how to resist fascism this time around...
Paris prosecutors raid the French offices of Elon Musk’s X as part of an investigation into spreading child pornography and deepfakes.
Paris prosecutors raid X offices as part of an investigation into child porn, deepfakes and more
French prosecutors have launched a search at the offices of Elon Musk's social media platform X. This is part of an investigation into alleged offenses, including spreading child pornography and deepfakes.
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February 3, 2026 at 1:04 PM
The French showing how to resist fascism this time around...
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Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star
February 3, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star
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Such a reckless, dangerous game she plays. Right now it hurts Canada, helps Trump.
I think the answer is obvious after reading this article
#abpoli #cdnpoli #cdnpolitis
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Is Danielle Smith a Separatist? | The Walrus
With Alberta’s referendum push, the premier has entered perilous territory
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January 31, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Such a reckless, dangerous game she plays. Right now it hurts Canada, helps Trump.
I honestly didn't think secret police shooting people in the street and arresting journalists would happen until after the midterms were cancelled.
January 31, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I honestly didn't think secret police shooting people in the street and arresting journalists would happen until after the midterms were cancelled.
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What's the point of a world without Catherine O'Hara?
January 30, 2026 at 6:52 PM
What's the point of a world without Catherine O'Hara?
No quarter to Vichy Canucks .
There is an old word to describe going to a foreign power and asking for their assistance in breaking up a sovereign country — it’s treason.
Canadians are standing together in defence of this beautiful land. 🇨🇦
Canadians are standing together in defence of this beautiful land. 🇨🇦
January 29, 2026 at 8:40 PM
No quarter to Vichy Canucks .
"Nice country you got here. Would be a shame if something happened to it."
NORAD pact would change if Can...
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NORAD pact would change if Can...
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ANALYSIS | NORAD would be 'altered' if Canada doesn’t buy F-35 jets, warns U.S. ambassador | CBC News
U.S. Ambassador to Canada Pete Hoekstra is warning of consequences to the continental defence pact if Canada does not move forward with the purchase of 88 F-35 fighter jets.
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January 26, 2026 at 6:16 PM
"Nice country you got here. Would be a shame if something happened to it."
NORAD pact would change if Can...
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NORAD pact would change if Can...
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My grade 9 history teacher told us, "The Germans were regular people. The thing to remember is how quickly they accepted fascism. Because it can happen anywhere."
January 26, 2026 at 1:43 PM
My grade 9 history teacher told us, "The Germans were regular people. The thing to remember is how quickly they accepted fascism. Because it can happen anywhere."
I can't stop thinking, if they are executing white mums and nurses on camera, what is happening in the concentration camps?
January 26, 2026 at 4:43 AM
I can't stop thinking, if they are executing white mums and nurses on camera, what is happening in the concentration camps?
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PM Carney calls on Canadians to buy Canadian
January 24, 2026 at 8:22 PM
PM Carney calls on Canadians to buy Canadian
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Imagine what’s happening in the camps.
Imagine how much they’d be lying about what happened without all the videos showing it from multiple angles.
January 24, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Imagine what’s happening in the camps.
Looks like we'll be going back to sharing hockey fight memes, angry goose pictures, and articles about our WW1 war crimes until further notice.
January 24, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Looks like we'll be going back to sharing hockey fight memes, angry goose pictures, and articles about our WW1 war crimes until further notice.
The Board of Peace looks just like the Legeon of Doom without the super powers.
January 23, 2026 at 12:15 PM
The Board of Peace looks just like the Legeon of Doom without the super powers.
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What’s funny about the Oscar race this year is the CHUDs are mad at One Battle After Another because it’s “woke” and makes fun of white supremacists but they can’t derail it from winning everything because then the big winner would be SINNERS which is woker and makes more fun of white supremacists
January 23, 2026 at 1:53 AM
What’s funny about the Oscar race this year is the CHUDs are mad at One Battle After Another because it’s “woke” and makes fun of white supremacists but they can’t derail it from winning everything because then the big winner would be SINNERS which is woker and makes more fun of white supremacists
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Oh damn… it sounded so good and totally legit too
January 23, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Oh damn… it sounded so good and totally legit too
"Oh yeah! Well you can't come to my sleep over party! And it's gunna be really cool! There's gunna be a pony and you can't come!"
More like Board of little Bitches amirite folks
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January 23, 2026 at 3:10 AM
"Oh yeah! Well you can't come to my sleep over party! And it's gunna be really cool! There's gunna be a pony and you can't come!"
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This family did every single thing they’ve been asked to in order to seek asylum here.
Yet in less than 24 hours, this kid and his Dad were nabbed off our streets and sent to Texas, using tactics that can only be described as pure evil.
Yet in less than 24 hours, this kid and his Dad were nabbed off our streets and sent to Texas, using tactics that can only be described as pure evil.
January 22, 2026 at 9:27 PM
This family did every single thing they’ve been asked to in order to seek asylum here.
Yet in less than 24 hours, this kid and his Dad were nabbed off our streets and sent to Texas, using tactics that can only be described as pure evil.
Yet in less than 24 hours, this kid and his Dad were nabbed off our streets and sent to Texas, using tactics that can only be described as pure evil.