Dave
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Dave
@allcaps.bsky.social
Occasional commenter on things.
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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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I was wondering what Mamdani's first executive order would be, and I'm not disappointed by this.

He has wiped off the books EVERY Eric Adams executive order issued on or after September 26, 2024, the day Adams was indicted on federal bribery charges.
January 1, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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It feels like ages since we’ve heard anyone in elected office with any real command of the old American art of rhetoric. In my lifetime, I think Obama is probably the only other prominent example.
Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 1, 2026 at 8:20 PM
2026: last year of Sutcliffe as Mayor!
January 1, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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oh I can't believe I forgot to post this

here it is, my favorite bumper sticker I saw in 2025
January 1, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Reminder that 2027 is a prime year.
January 1, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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2026 is the year of the what? (🐎)
January 1, 2026 at 1:10 AM
The best part of cooking is cleaning the entire fucking kitchen before you cook.
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 PM
The kids in Stranger Things surviving literal Hell during the 80’s only to be thrust into the economic meat grinder of the early 90’s Reagan manufacturing collapse. At least the soundtrack will be awesome.
January 1, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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A Canadian Heritage moment.
Canadian house party in winter 🥳
January 1, 2026 at 4:37 AM
2026 is going to be a great year for parking lots and downtown food places open from 11am-3pm. The Sutcliffe Effect in action!
January 1, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I can’t wait for all the Mamdani-esque campaigns during elections this year.
January 1, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
December 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Timezones are so weird. Australia is in 2026, Canada is in 2025, and the United States is in 1939.
December 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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#ottbike I urge you to write to the PM and local councillor regarding this project : ottawa.ca/en/city-hall...

Bike lanes were completely removed from the project with a total disregard to cyclist's safety. I don't except the local councillor with a DUI to be much help.
Varennes Boulevard Neighbourhood Traffic Calming Study and Valin Street Active Transportation Project | City of Ottawa
The purpose of this study is to recommend permanent roadway modifications intended to improve safety for all road users, primarily by reducing vehicular speeds.
ottawa.ca
December 31, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Canada Post doesn’t even provide tracking information anymore.
December 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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This is longer than Doug Ford spent at Queens Park in 2025.
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Gas prices fall under $1/l. Every moron decides to purchase a new 8.7l V8 vehicle that gets 22l/100km along with 96 month payments at 12.9%.
December 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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This is not hard. Artists are not responsible for ensuring the Kennedy Center remains relevant and successful. The center’s board is responsible for that, in a fiduciary way. All of this energy being directed at artists should be re-directed at the board.
December 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Well, we had maybe 4 hours where we didn’t have rain, sleet, snow, or some other bullshit falling from the sky.
December 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Mamdani has selected the Ninja Turtles' lair from TMNT II: The Secret of the Ooze as the location for his swearing-in ceremony

turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Second_...
December 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
*looks outside*
“Well, looks like the ice storm wasn’t as bad as expected.”
*goes outside, immediately slips and falls on ass*
December 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Quick question: what is the LD50 for baklava?
December 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Past Dave making Future Dave a bag of mirepoix from some leftover veggies in the kitchen. Reducing food waste and saving Future Dave a bunch of time when he makes soup. Great job, Past Dave!
December 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM