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Sexy, shirtless Alf twirls the drawstring of his open-waisted pants. I hate that I had to write this.
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Every day we stray further from god’s light.
Shaq A Licious gummy candies shaped like Shaq’s face.
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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I love this intersection with its, "Don't continue straight - it's not allowed *wink*" half-assed design with load-bearing signage.
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Yes, that is an actual quote.
Councillor Tim Tierney says, "We'll keep it classy, people."
November 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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* Hill shooting secret glances at Sutcliffe during Council meeting *
November 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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CLICK! Last set of winter tires installed (on mom’s car) today while a few flakes were falling. We just skipped fall entirely this year: went from 20’s to barely above freezing in 2 weeks. With forecast showing possibility of 10cm of snow this weekend…fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Winter tire installation with torque wrench tightening wheel lug nuts.
November 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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I’m bringing back #FUCKYOW mugs to celebrate Lansdowne 2.0! Pre-order now for only $419 Million, but it’s really like saving $313 Million when you consider the *waves hands magically* The Value. Also you can finance for 360 months for only $2,037,721 per month!
FUCKYOW mug - only $419 Million for Lansdowne 2.0 special promotion.
November 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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B2B solutions content marketing, but only Futurama Blernsball metaphors. #MultiballMultiballMultibaaaaaaaalllllll
November 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't…
"The missile knows where it is" copypasta. Text from screenshot: "The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't, by subtracting where it is, from where it isn't, or where it isn't, from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance sub-system uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is, to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position where it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event of the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has required a variation. The variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too, may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computance scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is, however it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subracts where it should be, from where it wasn't, or vice versa. By differentiating this from the algebraic sum og where it shouldn't be, and where it was. It is able to obtain a deviation, and a variation, which is called "air"
November 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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*me at 4pm after setting clocks back*
November 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Wounds
Photo of mounds chocolate bar.
October 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Sutcliffe is really pushing this.
Screenshot of City of Ottawa skeet pitching hard sell on Lansdowne 2.0. Skeet text Lansdowne 2.0 is a key city-building project with major benefits for our community. To learn more, visit the Lansdowne 2.0 Engage Ottawa page: bit.ly/3lwWtgC Accompanying photo of Lansdown 2.0 rendering. Lansdowne today TD Place Arena and North Side stands built in 1967 Outdated accessibility standards Structural issues including leaks Lansdowne 2.0 Poor energy efficiency Reliance on portable toilets for events $590M GDP boost over the next decade New mid-size arena for sports and entertainment Purpose-Built Athlete Facilities for Ottawa Charge and Ottawa 67's Accessible washrooms EED LEED Silver certification 4,900 jobs over the next ten years New north side stands $14.4 M contribution towards affordable housing Gender-inclusive facilities 36% Lower energy use $8M in new visitor spending annually Revitalized public spaces An 770 units for condominium rental accommodation and hotel uses 3% Accessible seating Reduction in GHG 31% emissions intensity
October 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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If RAM trucks are more expensive, what will DUI enthusiasts drive?
October 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Mark Sutcliffe (as Old Gil): "“Awww, I only had two more payments left on that hot plate.”
The Simpsons' Old Gil Gunderson
October 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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My personal fav:
A photo from Google Places of Sutcliffe Park (after Ottawa podcaster and running enthusiast Mark Sutcliffe), the unofficial name of a brand new park at 115 Spencer St.
October 21, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Steve Martin as Inspector Clouseau standing in front of Eiffel Tower. From 'Pink Panther' (2009)
October 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Happy Canadian SCHLOOOOORPSgiving weekend to all who celebrate.
Can-shaped blob of cranberry sauce on a plate, just like God intended it.
October 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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This proved to be more than a metaphor.
Mark Sutcliffe hands Doug Ford a welcome mat, a metaphor for Sutcliffe allowing Ford to walk all over him.
October 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Simpsons: a device similar to Apple Newton tablet transcribes “Beat up Martin” as “Eat up Martha.”
September 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Everything, everywhere, all this week.
Simpsons character speaking on a pay phone: “I need the shittiest take you have.” “No, that’s too shitty.”
September 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Mark Sutcliffe is trying to find the guy who ruined transit in Ottawa.
September 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Road safety is easy! Just don't be part of the unlucky 80%! Or wait another 10 years…maybe.
Quote: "The 2020-2024 Strategic Road Safety Action Plan’s goal calls for a 20 per cent reduction in the average annual rate of fatal and major injury collisions by 2024. Council further approved a longer-term goal to achieve zero fatalities on Ottawa streets by 2035." Source: Strategic Road Safety Action Plan Annual Report Report to Transportation Committee on 28 November 2024 and Council 11 December 2024 Original link: https://pub-ottawa.escribemeetings.com/filestream.ashx?DocumentId=215979
September 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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They're driving him over now.
Weekend at Bernie's featuring Bernie is a golf cart.
September 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Banksy style image of protester throwing a submarine sandwich
August 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Bake 'em away, toys.
Chief Wiggum to Lou (with arrested Cecil Terwilliger AKA Sideshow Bob's brother) : "That's some good work, Lou. You'll make Sergeant for this."
August 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM