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Alixsar
@alixsar.bsky.social
The meanest, prettiest, baddest mofo low down around this town. ICU RN, he/him. Fix your heart or die.
Pinned
Livin' on a razor's edge, balancin' on a ledge

Livin' on a razor's edge, you know...you knowwww

(take it, Will!!!)
The evil that men do lives after them
Rolled credits on Hades II, absolute banger of a game. Better than Hades 1 (a game I liked a lot and one of the best games that came out in 2020) in basically every way? Probably?

Idk I don't care about that kinda stuff anymore but it's fuckin great
December 2, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I just got kicked from a Helldivers 2 game because I was just breezing through and assumed everything was chill, and looked up and half the team was dead and chat was mad at me for not reviving lol

Whoops
December 2, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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THEY GOT MANGO SENTINEL IN COSMIC INVASION
December 2, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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December 19, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Okay what do y'all think for my next D&D character? Life, Light, or War Cleric? No Trickery cuz they have good spells now but we have a Bard and I feel like there's overlap, and I wanna stick to 2024 Player's Handbook options (no Twilight/Peace/Forge etc)

All 3 would be fun IMO
December 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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How your kids treat you after 18 is a performance review
Just a quiet, sad little PSA.

If someone is estranged from their parents, please please don’t give them the ‘but they’re your mum/ dad’

They were their mum / dad when they did the worst imaginable things to their own kids.

It’s not up to the children to make it ok. It’s up to them to live well.
December 1, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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It begins
December 1, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Tag yourself, I’m the two bathtubs in the laundry room
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Believe.
December 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
This Cyber Monday, I'm celebrating the season by paying rent. Today only you can get a MASSIVE discount of zero dollars!
December 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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happy cyber monday!
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
This Twilight Zone episode is about robots and can easily be applied to AI

I hate that in 1959, people were like "don't try to fuck the computer, it'll make you go crazy" and no one listened and now everyone wants to fuck the computer

Don't fuck the computer! Stop using AI, good golly
December 1, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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Doom is a JRPG
1. a simplified highly derived form of ultima and wizardry
2. damage calculations and enemy behaviours are all determined by dice rolls
3. a straightforward power progression structure over complex character building
December 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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i couldn't *not* do it once i thought of it
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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It’s wrong to lump all top Trump people in one category. There are differences among them. But they do seem to fall into three (sometimes overlapping) categories:

• Ordinary criminals (grift and corruption).

• Sex criminals.

• War criminals.
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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a few candidates have talked about this but any Dem planning to run in 2028 should make it explicit: the next DOJ will, in fact, go after you if you’re funding this awful ballroom, or any other pay to play deals you make with this administration
Dimon on why JPMorgan Chase is not funding WH Ballroom:
We have an issue, which is anything we do, since we do a lot of contracts with governments here and around the world, we have to be very careful how anything is perceived, and also how the next DOJ is going to deal with it.
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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every day logging on is a race to get a dumb joke off before you read the most terrifying news you’ve ever heard
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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no different to a U boat sinking a ship then surfacing to machine gun survivors in the water

no different
"The DOD Manual is clear because the law here is clear: 'Persons who have been incapacitated by . . . shipwreck are in a helpless state, and it would be dishonorable and inhumane to make them the object of attack.'"
A Dishonorable Strike
Indulging all assumptions in favor of the administration’s boat strikes, killing helpless men is murder
www.execfunctions.org
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM