James Kelly
@alconatiger87.bsky.social
Writer-in-progress, widower, dad. I believe that life is built to hurt you, so find those moments of joy when you can. Make sure that the people that you love know that you love them. TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS. (He/Him)
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THE PROOF COPY IS HERE.
400+ pages of some of the darkest and most supernatural stuff my brain has to offer. Cover by the incredible and amazing GirlDrawsGhosts!
THE PROOF COPY IS HERE.
400+ pages of some of the darkest and most supernatural stuff my brain has to offer. Cover by the incredible and amazing GirlDrawsGhosts!
1) UBI is the *very* least a nation's government can do for its people, and any politician against it should be removed from office and branded an enemy to the state.
2) Private schools are white supremacist training grounds and should be abolished. They're a curse against a vibrant society.
2) Private schools are white supremacist training grounds and should be abolished. They're a curse against a vibrant society.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
1) UBI is the *very* least a nation's government can do for its people, and any politician against it should be removed from office and branded an enemy to the state.
2) Private schools are white supremacist training grounds and should be abolished. They're a curse against a vibrant society.
2) Private schools are white supremacist training grounds and should be abolished. They're a curse against a vibrant society.
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What can I wish upon the monsters making things worse for all of us?
Hmmm....
I wish that all of them feel the pain they've visited unto others tenfold.
Hmmm....
I wish that all of them feel the pain they've visited unto others tenfold.
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
What can I wish upon the monsters making things worse for all of us?
Hmmm....
I wish that all of them feel the pain they've visited unto others tenfold.
Hmmm....
I wish that all of them feel the pain they've visited unto others tenfold.
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See also: your financial situation
I had to file a credit report to get a job once and I know that did me in because I nailed the interview and test assignment
I had to file a credit report to get a job once and I know that did me in because I nailed the interview and test assignment
criminal records are bullshit and should only be available to employers when appropriate for sensitive positions. for example a bank should be able to know you did time for robbery but not that you got got for drug possession a decade ago.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
See also: your financial situation
I had to file a credit report to get a job once and I know that did me in because I nailed the interview and test assignment
I had to file a credit report to get a job once and I know that did me in because I nailed the interview and test assignment
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Unless you have a child who legitimately cannot be vaccinated for medical reasons, you should have any kids you have taken away from you if you choose not to get them vaccinated.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Unless you have a child who legitimately cannot be vaccinated for medical reasons, you should have any kids you have taken away from you if you choose not to get them vaccinated.
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Get your shit together, @safety.bsky.app. First Sarah Kendzior and now Patton Oswalt? One for accurately quoting Johnny Cash lyrics and one for being angry at an apologist for pedophilia? Stop letting your bullshit algorithms make decisions and use your goddamn human brains.
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Get your shit together, @safety.bsky.app. First Sarah Kendzior and now Patton Oswalt? One for accurately quoting Johnny Cash lyrics and one for being angry at an apologist for pedophilia? Stop letting your bullshit algorithms make decisions and use your goddamn human brains.
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The world is run by people who are more cruel and more obscene than you can fathom. They're all pathetic in ways that feel like satire, and monstrous beyond your wildest imagining.
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The world is run by people who are more cruel and more obscene than you can fathom. They're all pathetic in ways that feel like satire, and monstrous beyond your wildest imagining.
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me waking up to see that Bluesky suspended Patton Oswalt @patton.oswalt.bsky.social for saying that it’s evil to sexually assault children:
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
me waking up to see that Bluesky suspended Patton Oswalt @patton.oswalt.bsky.social for saying that it’s evil to sexually assault children:
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in tribute to @charliebrowntc.bsky.social , a king among cats, let us have a thread of Great Departed Cats, to show the angels that are now greeting him.
this is my baby Fez, who left us in 2022. one time some butter fell off the counter onto his side and Sandal chased him for like twenty minutes.
this is my baby Fez, who left us in 2022. one time some butter fell off the counter onto his side and Sandal chased him for like twenty minutes.
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
in tribute to @charliebrowntc.bsky.social , a king among cats, let us have a thread of Great Departed Cats, to show the angels that are now greeting him.
this is my baby Fez, who left us in 2022. one time some butter fell off the counter onto his side and Sandal chased him for like twenty minutes.
this is my baby Fez, who left us in 2022. one time some butter fell off the counter onto his side and Sandal chased him for like twenty minutes.
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also he’s very obviously the one leaking these scoops that portray him in such a positive light.
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
also he’s very obviously the one leaking these scoops that portray him in such a positive light.
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If your business can’t pay living wages to every worker, no matter the size, it shouldn’t exist because it’s a bad business model from go.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 12:46 PM
If your business can’t pay living wages to every worker, no matter the size, it shouldn’t exist because it’s a bad business model from go.
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As someone who’s been talking about *the giant myths being perpetrated about sex trafficking* for well over a decade now, it’s honestly a little wild even for me to see this unfold like this. And we’re just getting started
The cognitive jolt involved in recognising that "elite paedophilia" was never "Kidnapping pre-adolescents & murdering them before hiding the bodies" but always "Just casually raping 15-yr-old girls & then casting them off when they got a bit older, to wander around being stigmatised" should linger.
I live in a time when "a cabal of pedophiles runs the country" and "the national media have been engaging in a multi a year long conspiracy to end democracy" are factual statements and I want a refund
November 14, 2025 at 11:52 AM
As someone who’s been talking about *the giant myths being perpetrated about sex trafficking* for well over a decade now, it’s honestly a little wild even for me to see this unfold like this. And we’re just getting started
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The cognitive jolt involved in recognising that "elite paedophilia" was never "Kidnapping pre-adolescents & murdering them before hiding the bodies" but always "Just casually raping 15-yr-old girls & then casting them off when they got a bit older, to wander around being stigmatised" should linger.
I live in a time when "a cabal of pedophiles runs the country" and "the national media have been engaging in a multi a year long conspiracy to end democracy" are factual statements and I want a refund
About the same time the NYT sat on a scoop tying Trump to Epstein, Maggie Haberman was downright giddy (y'all) about NYT promoting an anti-Hillary Clinton book.
November 14, 2025 at 10:55 AM
The cognitive jolt involved in recognising that "elite paedophilia" was never "Kidnapping pre-adolescents & murdering them before hiding the bodies" but always "Just casually raping 15-yr-old girls & then casting them off when they got a bit older, to wander around being stigmatised" should linger.
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I live in a time when "a cabal of pedophiles runs the country" and "the national media have been engaging in a multi a year long conspiracy to end democracy" are factual statements and I want a refund
About the same time the NYT sat on a scoop tying Trump to Epstein, Maggie Haberman was downright giddy (y'all) about NYT promoting an anti-Hillary Clinton book.
November 14, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I live in a time when "a cabal of pedophiles runs the country" and "the national media have been engaging in a multi a year long conspiracy to end democracy" are factual statements and I want a refund
Very important thread:
when you understand that patriarchy views children as sexual property it all makes sense. there's no hypocrisy. exposure to queerness & transness threatens to "corrupt" the father's property, to "lead them astray" into self-determination, to taint their future sexual value. CSA is permissible as >
Thatcher's government did this with Section 28, banned the "promotion of homosexuality" as a danger to children, while actively protecting Jimmy Savile and who knows how many other pedophiles. It's the same damn playbook.
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Very important thread:
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when you understand that patriarchy views children as sexual property it all makes sense. there's no hypocrisy. exposure to queerness & transness threatens to "corrupt" the father's property, to "lead them astray" into self-determination, to taint their future sexual value. CSA is permissible as >
Thatcher's government did this with Section 28, banned the "promotion of homosexuality" as a danger to children, while actively protecting Jimmy Savile and who knows how many other pedophiles. It's the same damn playbook.
I cannot begin to properly articulate how upsetting it is to have had people baselessly accuse trans people of being groomers and pedophiles only for it to come out that they were deliberately doing this as part of a project to provide cover to actual groomers and pedophiles in positions of power
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
when you understand that patriarchy views children as sexual property it all makes sense. there's no hypocrisy. exposure to queerness & transness threatens to "corrupt" the father's property, to "lead them astray" into self-determination, to taint their future sexual value. CSA is permissible as >
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One of the main reasons I’m *like this* politically was reading left wing publications in 2006 explain what was about to happen in great detail and then watching it happen live over the next couple years
After an economic crash you always see headlines like What Was Everyone Thinking? What do you mean everyone, most of us are waving our arms and screaming every day, it's a handful of insanely rich assholes who aren't listening
November 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
One of the main reasons I’m *like this* politically was reading left wing publications in 2006 explain what was about to happen in great detail and then watching it happen live over the next couple years
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"Morals are bad because they won't help your cause," an article by someone who hates your cause and wants your cause to fail.
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
"Morals are bad because they won't help your cause," an article by someone who hates your cause and wants your cause to fail.
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"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
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So the streamer Ludwig recently found out that one of his earliest regular viewers, who was trans, passed away and tonight he's doing a charity stream for the Trevor Project. So far he's raised over $46,000 in about 5 hours. www.twitch.tv/ludwig
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
So the streamer Ludwig recently found out that one of his earliest regular viewers, who was trans, passed away and tonight he's doing a charity stream for the Trevor Project. So far he's raised over $46,000 in about 5 hours. www.twitch.tv/ludwig
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the way basic human decency hits these days is crazy
So the streamer Ludwig recently found out that one of his earliest regular viewers, who was trans, passed away and tonight he's doing a charity stream for the Trevor Project. So far he's raised over $46,000 in about 5 hours. www.twitch.tv/ludwig
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
the way basic human decency hits these days is crazy
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Would've been more badass if they had bits of Hydrox in them instead. Truly a grinding up the bones of my enemy sort of thing.
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Would've been more badass if they had bits of Hydrox in them instead. Truly a grinding up the bones of my enemy sort of thing.
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anyone who talks about birthrate decline in the West without mentioning immigration as a solution is a white supremacist.
Every "population crisis" article in western media is just "WHERE ARE THE WHITE BABIES" in disguise and we absolutely do not have to give any credence to any of them
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
anyone who talks about birthrate decline in the West without mentioning immigration as a solution is a white supremacist.
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
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If someone says “gender ideology” one more time like it means something, I’m going to lose my mind.
Stop pretending like there’s not an entire scientific literature on gender identity and gender dysphoria.
They’re trying to ban the teaching of that scientific literature.
Stop pretending like there’s not an entire scientific literature on gender identity and gender dysphoria.
They’re trying to ban the teaching of that scientific literature.
November 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
If someone says “gender ideology” one more time like it means something, I’m going to lose my mind.
Stop pretending like there’s not an entire scientific literature on gender identity and gender dysphoria.
They’re trying to ban the teaching of that scientific literature.
Stop pretending like there’s not an entire scientific literature on gender identity and gender dysphoria.
They’re trying to ban the teaching of that scientific literature.