alan
@alanx.bsky.social
lufc. pan. corgi enthusiast. former florida man. 4th coast elitist. cleveland raised me. he/him. ⌘
archivist turned engineering student.
archivist turned engineering student.
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Literacy was my first mistake
Half of Bluesky eats stranger ass for sport. Youll be fine eating Thanksgiving leftovers tomorrow
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Literacy was my first mistake
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top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
top notch mascottin'
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think we all need a 20 minute breather when the first quarter ends
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
think we all need a 20 minute breather when the first quarter ends
it’s wild he is still in the game
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
it’s wild he is still in the game
i just feel intense frustration with everything #lufc thus far, things can change and there are signs they might. but im past moral victories or good performances. we need points, especially when they are there to be taken and we have consistently failed at that. frustrating.
November 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
i just feel intense frustration with everything #lufc thus far, things can change and there are signs they might. but im past moral victories or good performances. we need points, especially when they are there to be taken and we have consistently failed at that. frustrating.
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It’s the hope that kills you. #LUFC
a close up of a man with a beard wearing a black jacket and a blue shirt .
ALT: a close up of a man with a beard wearing a black jacket and a blue shirt .
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It’s the hope that kills you. #LUFC
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the stadium DJ hitting Knuck if You Buck mid-fight is incredible work. you spend all season working to be prepared for that moment
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
the stadium DJ hitting Knuck if You Buck mid-fight is incredible work. you spend all season working to be prepared for that moment
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Happy thanksgiving. Boat stuck.
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Happy thanksgiving. Boat stuck.
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
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I like that you're worried about explaining the Nuzzi/Lizza thing to your family when you just refer to Bluesky as Twitter because no one knows wtf this is and they barely know what Twitter is. Explain nothing from here. Give them some ICE alert whistles and eat your pie.
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I like that you're worried about explaining the Nuzzi/Lizza thing to your family when you just refer to Bluesky as Twitter because no one knows wtf this is and they barely know what Twitter is. Explain nothing from here. Give them some ICE alert whistles and eat your pie.
the amount of regrets i have for listening to that blonde lady’s story I just. yall doing to much this is why everyone hates us lmao
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
the amount of regrets i have for listening to that blonde lady’s story I just. yall doing to much this is why everyone hates us lmao
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tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
I’ve been running around asking tech execs and academics if language was the same as intelligence for over a year now - and, well, it isn’t. @benjaminjriley.bsky.social explains how the bubble is built on ignoring cutting-edge research into the science of thought www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
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Be kind. The energy you put out comes back to you.
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Be kind. The energy you put out comes back to you.
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
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All of Bluesky this morning:
a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat
Alt: a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
All of Bluesky this morning:
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Right now I’m regretting literacy
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Right now I’m regretting literacy
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<me, innocently checking my feed before going to bed>
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 AM
<me, innocently checking my feed before going to bed>
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Now THIS????
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Now THIS????
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
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i officially know more things than i want to know, it is time to stop knowing things, we are all full up on knowing stuff over here, i want 100% less information on everything
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
i officially know more things than i want to know, it is time to stop knowing things, we are all full up on knowing stuff over here, i want 100% less information on everything
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It’s finally the year of the Linux desktop for real.
Microsoft is turning Windows 11 into an "agentic OS." It's starting with AI agents on the taskbar, as well as some underlying changes to the Windows platform. Microsoft is betting on these changes for the future of Windows. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/821948/...
Microsoft is turning Windows into an ‘agentic OS,’ starting with the taskbar
AI agents are coming to the Windows taskbar.
www.theverge.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
It’s finally the year of the Linux desktop for real.