AlanPadres
@alanpadres.bsky.social
Pragmatist/Optimist/Pessimist. New Grad Registered Nurse in the Pediatric ICU🙏❤️ Life is like a cake, there’s LAYERS to it! Context matters. GO PADRES!!!
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AlanPadres
@alanpadres.bsky.social
· Oct 28
Might start hangin out on here more. Helluva season from our Padres. Brutal finish, but easily the most fun I’ve had watching this team all season.
Over halfway done with nursing school now and can smell the finish line. Time to lock in for fall/winter 😎🔥❤️🙏
Over halfway done with nursing school now and can smell the finish line. Time to lock in for fall/winter 😎🔥❤️🙏
Typical dodgers always signing someone in response to one of our moves (Deal with Wil Myers)
January 16, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Typical dodgers always signing someone in response to one of our moves (Deal with Wil Myers)
In return, Trump made sure that Machado was one of the 1st to get a pair of his new “Trump Golden Dome FreedomTops”
January 16, 2026 at 12:08 AM
In return, Trump made sure that Machado was one of the 1st to get a pair of his new “Trump Golden Dome FreedomTops”
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Wil Myers YOU are the new President of Baseball Operations for the San Diego Padres 😎
January 14, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Wil Myers YOU are the new President of Baseball Operations for the San Diego Padres 😎
If Aaron Rodgers and the Steelers win, that’s another win for RFK Jr and the MAHA movement 😭
January 13, 2026 at 1:53 AM
If Aaron Rodgers and the Steelers win, that’s another win for RFK Jr and the MAHA movement 😭
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Let's hear it for political cartoonists:
Art on behalf of justice.
Art on behalf of justice.
January 10, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Let's hear it for political cartoonists:
Art on behalf of justice.
Art on behalf of justice.
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Proof we could defeat ICE with a multiple choice test.
January 10, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Proof we could defeat ICE with a multiple choice test.
Dave Roberts when asked about ICE murdering US citizens:
“I don’t know enough”
“I don’t know enough”
January 10, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Dave Roberts when asked about ICE murdering US citizens:
“I don’t know enough”
“I don’t know enough”
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This glib statement is all the more risible when you recall how many law enforcement officers used their vehicles as weapons against protesters in 2020... and how many Republican-dominated states *sought to legalize killing protesters with vehicles* as a reaction to the demonstrations
Noem: "People need to stop using their vehicles as weapons ... it's clear that it's being coordinated. People are being trained"
January 7, 2026 at 11:44 PM
This glib statement is all the more risible when you recall how many law enforcement officers used their vehicles as weapons against protesters in 2020... and how many Republican-dominated states *sought to legalize killing protesters with vehicles* as a reaction to the demonstrations
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This is Renee Good.
She was a mother of a six-year-old child.
She was an American citizen.
She described herself as a “poet and writer and wife and mom and shitty guitar strummer from Colorado.”
And she was gunned down in cold blood and broad daylight by Trump’s ICE agents.
She was a mother of a six-year-old child.
She was an American citizen.
She described herself as a “poet and writer and wife and mom and shitty guitar strummer from Colorado.”
And she was gunned down in cold blood and broad daylight by Trump’s ICE agents.
January 8, 2026 at 12:08 AM
This is Renee Good.
She was a mother of a six-year-old child.
She was an American citizen.
She described herself as a “poet and writer and wife and mom and shitty guitar strummer from Colorado.”
And she was gunned down in cold blood and broad daylight by Trump’s ICE agents.
She was a mother of a six-year-old child.
She was an American citizen.
She described herself as a “poet and writer and wife and mom and shitty guitar strummer from Colorado.”
And she was gunned down in cold blood and broad daylight by Trump’s ICE agents.
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What could you possibly want to still be on Twitter for if not for the CSAM machine? Can't think of a single redeeming quality over there
January 2, 2026 at 9:57 PM
What could you possibly want to still be on Twitter for if not for the CSAM machine? Can't think of a single redeeming quality over there
GOP brains malfunctioning when confronted with a Super Saiyan Democrat who Trump drooled over on live TV
January 1, 2026 at 8:53 PM
GOP brains malfunctioning when confronted with a Super Saiyan Democrat who Trump drooled over on live TV
Is it woke to want a better life for everyone?
Mamdani: "The cost of childcare will no longer discourage young adults from starting a family, because we will deliver universal childcare for the many by taxing the wealthiest few"
January 1, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Is it woke to want a better life for everyone?
New York Times on Mayoral day 1 for Zohran Mamdani:
“Human sadness still exists. 10 reasons why the Mamdani Administration is at fault”
“Human sadness still exists. 10 reasons why the Mamdani Administration is at fault”
Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 1, 2026 at 8:43 PM
New York Times on Mayoral day 1 for Zohran Mamdani:
“Human sadness still exists. 10 reasons why the Mamdani Administration is at fault”
“Human sadness still exists. 10 reasons why the Mamdani Administration is at fault”
I got 3 “See you next year”s tonight at work.
Each time, I laughed.
2026 Shaping up to be a shape 🔺🟪◾️
Each time, I laughed.
2026 Shaping up to be a shape 🔺🟪◾️
a cartoon of a person holding a sign that says `` omg , i can 't beat this level ''
ALT: a cartoon of a person holding a sign that says `` omg , i can 't beat this level ''
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I got 3 “See you next year”s tonight at work.
Each time, I laughed.
2026 Shaping up to be a shape 🔺🟪◾️
Each time, I laughed.
2026 Shaping up to be a shape 🔺🟪◾️
AJ Preller reading offseason Padres Twitter posts
December 31, 2025 at 2:03 AM
AJ Preller reading offseason Padres Twitter posts
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Free use influenza B rapid test picture.
Send this to your boss or your mother in law.
"I can't make it I have the flu"
Send this to your boss or your mother in law.
"I can't make it I have the flu"
December 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Free use influenza B rapid test picture.
Send this to your boss or your mother in law.
"I can't make it I have the flu"
Send this to your boss or your mother in law.
"I can't make it I have the flu"
Reposted by AlanPadres
Pluto didn’t change, we just got better at seeing it.
This post is about autism.
This post is about autism.
December 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Pluto didn’t change, we just got better at seeing it.
This post is about autism.
This post is about autism.
Santa is “woke”
Indiana State Senator wishes you a Merry Christmas by… posting images of himself assaulting Santa Claus.
Are the fascists okay?
Are the fascists okay?
December 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Santa is “woke”
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Merry Christmas 🎄 ✨❤️
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Merry Christmas 🎄 ✨❤️
Watching the scene where Santa is in the court room and they just deported him to CECOT 😭
#MerryChristmasBariWeiss
#MerryChristmasBariWeiss
One of the best scenes in Christmas movie history . . .
Spared no expense 😭❤️🙏🎄✨
#MiracleOn34thStreet
Spared no expense 😭❤️🙏🎄✨
#MiracleOn34thStreet
December 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Watching the scene where Santa is in the court room and they just deported him to CECOT 😭
#MerryChristmasBariWeiss
#MerryChristmasBariWeiss