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AlanPadres
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Pragmatist/Optimist/Pessimist. New Grad Registered Nurse in the Pediatric ICU🙏❤️ Life is like a cake, there’s LAYERS to it! Context matters. GO PADRES!!!
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Might start hangin out on here more. Helluva season from our Padres. Brutal finish, but easily the most fun I’ve had watching this team all season.

Over halfway done with nursing school now and can smell the finish line. Time to lock in for fall/winter 😎🔥❤️🙏
No wonder Aaron Judge won his 3rd MVP🙏❤️
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This just proves that MLB only cares about gambling enforcement when it doesn’t apply to their golden boy 😭
November 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Surely everyone growing up made deepfake porn of their classmates as a “silly joke” and didn’t mean any harm by it.

Normal right of passage. Kids are kids!! 🥹❤️
All the adults failed her including her dad

"Honestly, I have no ill will towards that young man or his family. Kids are kids, & they do dumb things just like adults do. So, especially at that age, they don’t comprehend the severity of what they do" said the girl's dad
www.wsaw.com/2025/11/12/g...
Girl, 13, expelled for hitting classmate who made a deepfake porn image of her, lawyers say
A 13-year-old student was expelled from a Louisiana middle school after hitting a male classmate who she said created and shared a deepfake pornographic image of her, according to her family’s lawyers...
www.wsaw.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
So he ATTACKED the floor!?!

These politicians have no humanity 🤬
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
For fuck’s sake . . . 😭
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Tatis is innocent
You THINK? 😡
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
“Best I can do is more Luis Arraez”
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Summer 2026:

“the dodgers, having just signed Devin Williams to a 3 year, $93 million contract, have released the struggling pitcher after blowing his 10th save of the year with an era over 9.

The loss puts the dodgers at 71 - 19 just before the All-Star Break”
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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“padres hired a guy who went on a 24 hour fast to commune with god before accepting the job” yeah that absolutely tracks
November 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The US military will emerge victorious as throughout the last century they have a spotless record when facing guerrilla tactics in war from a smaller nation
November 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Wow RIP Tyler Wade guess we can close the book on him 😭
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
One kid for every home run he gave up in that 1 inning 😭🤣💀

Best of luck to Craig Stammen and our San Diego Padres 🙌❤️
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
We need real democratic leaders to takeover for Chuck, willing to make the tough choices, like Hakeem Jeffries or Corey Booker
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
OMG 😭😭😭💔💔💔
Time for “Frankenstein” 🔥❤️
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Time for “Frankenstein” 🔥❤️
November 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Did ChatGPT tell the Democratic Party to kill itself??
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
MLB: “Our reputation has taken a massive hit with the Clase gambling fiasco”

NFL: “Hold my expensive groceries”
Fox gives Trump a platform during their NFL broadcast to peddle his absurd lies about "prices are coming way down", "we inherited a mess," and "our country has over $17 trillion being invested in it." Absolutely shameful for all involved.
November 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The Washington Commanders will name their new stadium after Trump.

God is famously a commanders fan so he’ll see this and grant Trump access to heaven when he dies
November 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Real “Jayce Tingler managed games in his mind” vibes 😭
#FuckChuck
Oh sure you think Chuck Schumer is “caving” and “wants to ruin all the momentum” and “is horrible at politics” but what if I was to tell you that this old crazy man ran the idea by an imaginary married Irish American couple that exists only in his mind and they think it’s great politics
November 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Must stay 10.1 feet away from all humans at all time
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Wow and I thought things would be different now with Craig Stammen as Manager 😭 guess there’s always 2027 . . . 😔
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
“Can we have better healthcare and livable wages?”

“Best I can do is a Starbucks Bear Cup”
November 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The Human Centipede but make it Star Wars
what star wars really need is a HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER style submarine thriller
November 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
November 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM