AlanPadres
@alanpadres.bsky.social
Pragmatist/Optimist/Pessimist. New Grad Registered Nurse in the Pediatric ICU🙏❤️ Life is like a cake, there’s LAYERS to it! Context matters. GO PADRES!!!
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AlanPadres
@alanpadres.bsky.social
· Oct 28
Might start hangin out on here more. Helluva season from our Padres. Brutal finish, but easily the most fun I’ve had watching this team all season.
Over halfway done with nursing school now and can smell the finish line. Time to lock in for fall/winter 😎🔥❤️🙏
Over halfway done with nursing school now and can smell the finish line. Time to lock in for fall/winter 😎🔥❤️🙏
No wonder Aaron Judge won his 3rd MVP🙏❤️
JUST IN: Judge orders ICE to release 300+ detained immigrants
Judge demands ICE release 313 people held without warrants
The detainees are to be released on bond into a monitoring program by Nov. 21.
trib.al
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
No wonder Aaron Judge won his 3rd MVP🙏❤️
This just proves that MLB only cares about gambling enforcement when it doesn’t apply to their golden boy 😭
Two-way Japanese star Shohei Ohtani was the unanimous winner of the National League Most Valuable Player award on Thursday, his third straight year receiving the honor and fourth overall.
Dodgers 2-way star Shohei Ohtani becomes 4-time MVP after unanimous win in National League
Two-way Japanese superstar Shohei Ohtani was the unanimous winner of the National League Most Valuable Player award on Thursday, giving him three straight MVPs and fourth overall in a career that’s quickly reaching legendary status.
bit.ly
November 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
This just proves that MLB only cares about gambling enforcement when it doesn’t apply to their golden boy 😭
Surely everyone growing up made deepfake porn of their classmates as a “silly joke” and didn’t mean any harm by it.
Normal right of passage. Kids are kids!! 🥹❤️
Normal right of passage. Kids are kids!! 🥹❤️
All the adults failed her including her dad
"Honestly, I have no ill will towards that young man or his family. Kids are kids, & they do dumb things just like adults do. So, especially at that age, they don’t comprehend the severity of what they do" said the girl's dad
www.wsaw.com/2025/11/12/g...
"Honestly, I have no ill will towards that young man or his family. Kids are kids, & they do dumb things just like adults do. So, especially at that age, they don’t comprehend the severity of what they do" said the girl's dad
www.wsaw.com/2025/11/12/g...
Girl, 13, expelled for hitting classmate who made a deepfake porn image of her, lawyers say
A 13-year-old student was expelled from a Louisiana middle school after hitting a male classmate who she said created and shared a deepfake pornographic image of her, according to her family’s lawyers...
www.wsaw.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Surely everyone growing up made deepfake porn of their classmates as a “silly joke” and didn’t mean any harm by it.
Normal right of passage. Kids are kids!! 🥹❤️
Normal right of passage. Kids are kids!! 🥹❤️
So he ATTACKED the floor!?!
These politicians have no humanity 🤬
These politicians have no humanity 🤬
US Senator Fetterman hospitalized after fall but is doing well, spokesperson says reut.rs/43qYBcy
US Senator Fetterman hospitalized after fall but is doing well, spokesperson says
U.S. Democratic Senator John Fetterman was hospitalized on Thursday after falling during an early morning walk, but is doing well and receiving routine observation, his spokesperson said.
reut.rs
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
So he ATTACKED the floor!?!
These politicians have no humanity 🤬
These politicians have no humanity 🤬
“Manny Machado to become the new majority owner of the San Diego Padres”
November 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“Manny Machado to become the new majority owner of the San Diego Padres”
For fuck’s sake . . . 😭
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
For fuck’s sake . . . 😭
Tatis is innocent
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Tatis is innocent
“Best I can do is more Luis Arraez”
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
“Best I can do is more Luis Arraez”
Summer 2026:
“the dodgers, having just signed Devin Williams to a 3 year, $93 million contract, have released the struggling pitcher after blowing his 10th save of the year with an era over 9.
The loss puts the dodgers at 71 - 19 just before the All-Star Break”
“the dodgers, having just signed Devin Williams to a 3 year, $93 million contract, have released the struggling pitcher after blowing his 10th save of the year with an era over 9.
The loss puts the dodgers at 71 - 19 just before the All-Star Break”
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Summer 2026:
“the dodgers, having just signed Devin Williams to a 3 year, $93 million contract, have released the struggling pitcher after blowing his 10th save of the year with an era over 9.
The loss puts the dodgers at 71 - 19 just before the All-Star Break”
“the dodgers, having just signed Devin Williams to a 3 year, $93 million contract, have released the struggling pitcher after blowing his 10th save of the year with an era over 9.
The loss puts the dodgers at 71 - 19 just before the All-Star Break”
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“padres hired a guy who went on a 24 hour fast to commune with god before accepting the job” yeah that absolutely tracks
November 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
“padres hired a guy who went on a 24 hour fast to commune with god before accepting the job” yeah that absolutely tracks
The US military will emerge victorious as throughout the last century they have a spotless record when facing guerrilla tactics in war from a smaller nation
Venezuelan military preparing guerrilla response in case of US attack reut.rs/4p8rwu9
Venezuelan military preparing guerrilla response in case of US attack
Venezuela is deploying weapons, including decades-old Russian-made equipment, and is planning to mount a guerrilla-style resistance or sow chaos in the event of a U.S. air or ground attack, according to sources with knowledge of the efforts and planning documents seen by Reuters.
reut.rs
November 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The US military will emerge victorious as throughout the last century they have a spotless record when facing guerrilla tactics in war from a smaller nation
Wow RIP Tyler Wade guess we can close the book on him 😭
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Wow RIP Tyler Wade guess we can close the book on him 😭
One kid for every home run he gave up in that 1 inning 😭🤣💀
Best of luck to Craig Stammen and our San Diego Padres 🙌❤️
Best of luck to Craig Stammen and our San Diego Padres 🙌❤️
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
One kid for every home run he gave up in that 1 inning 😭🤣💀
Best of luck to Craig Stammen and our San Diego Padres 🙌❤️
Best of luck to Craig Stammen and our San Diego Padres 🙌❤️
We need real democratic leaders to takeover for Chuck, willing to make the tough choices, like Hakeem Jeffries or Corey Booker
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
We need real democratic leaders to takeover for Chuck, willing to make the tough choices, like Hakeem Jeffries or Corey Booker
OMG 😭😭😭💔💔💔
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
OMG 😭😭😭💔💔💔
Time for “Frankenstein” 🔥❤️
November 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Time for “Frankenstein” 🔥❤️
Reposted by AlanPadres
Did ChatGPT tell the Democratic Party to kill itself??
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Did ChatGPT tell the Democratic Party to kill itself??
MLB: “Our reputation has taken a massive hit with the Clase gambling fiasco”
NFL: “Hold my expensive groceries”
NFL: “Hold my expensive groceries”
Fox gives Trump a platform during their NFL broadcast to peddle his absurd lies about "prices are coming way down", "we inherited a mess," and "our country has over $17 trillion being invested in it." Absolutely shameful for all involved.
November 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
MLB: “Our reputation has taken a massive hit with the Clase gambling fiasco”
NFL: “Hold my expensive groceries”
NFL: “Hold my expensive groceries”
The Washington Commanders will name their new stadium after Trump.
God is famously a commanders fan so he’ll see this and grant Trump access to heaven when he dies
God is famously a commanders fan so he’ll see this and grant Trump access to heaven when he dies
November 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The Washington Commanders will name their new stadium after Trump.
God is famously a commanders fan so he’ll see this and grant Trump access to heaven when he dies
God is famously a commanders fan so he’ll see this and grant Trump access to heaven when he dies
Real “Jayce Tingler managed games in his mind” vibes 😭
#FuckChuck
#FuckChuck
Oh sure you think Chuck Schumer is “caving” and “wants to ruin all the momentum” and “is horrible at politics” but what if I was to tell you that this old crazy man ran the idea by an imaginary married Irish American couple that exists only in his mind and they think it’s great politics
November 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Real “Jayce Tingler managed games in his mind” vibes 😭
#FuckChuck
#FuckChuck
Must stay 10.1 feet away from all humans at all time
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Must stay 10.1 feet away from all humans at all time
Wow and I thought things would be different now with Craig Stammen as Manager 😭 guess there’s always 2027 . . . 😔
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Wow and I thought things would be different now with Craig Stammen as Manager 😭 guess there’s always 2027 . . . 😔
“Can we have better healthcare and livable wages?”
“Best I can do is a Starbucks Bear Cup”
“Best I can do is a Starbucks Bear Cup”
November 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
“Can we have better healthcare and livable wages?”
“Best I can do is a Starbucks Bear Cup”
“Best I can do is a Starbucks Bear Cup”
The Human Centipede but make it Star Wars
what star wars really need is a HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER style submarine thriller
November 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The Human Centipede but make it Star Wars
