AlanPadres
@alanpadres.bsky.social
Pragmatist/Optimist/Pessimist. New Grad Registered Nurse in the Pediatric ICU🙏❤️ Life is like a cake, there’s LAYERS to it! Context matters. GO PADRES!!!
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AlanPadres
@alanpadres.bsky.social
· Oct 28
Might start hangin out on here more. Helluva season from our Padres. Brutal finish, but easily the most fun I’ve had watching this team all season.
Over halfway done with nursing school now and can smell the finish line. Time to lock in for fall/winter 😎🔥❤️🙏
Over halfway done with nursing school now and can smell the finish line. Time to lock in for fall/winter 😎🔥❤️🙏
First Thanksgiving in many years that I’ve spent alone, as I began a new job in the midwest, but I’ve never been happier with where I’m at in my career, family relationships, and understanding of myself.
I have so much to be thankful for, and I’m eternally grateful to have made it to this point 🙏❤️
I have so much to be thankful for, and I’m eternally grateful to have made it to this point 🙏❤️
November 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
First Thanksgiving in many years that I’ve spent alone, as I began a new job in the midwest, but I’ve never been happier with where I’m at in my career, family relationships, and understanding of myself.
I have so much to be thankful for, and I’m eternally grateful to have made it to this point 🙏❤️
I have so much to be thankful for, and I’m eternally grateful to have made it to this point 🙏❤️
Remember, it’s about being with the people you care about most.
Happy Thanksgiving 🥰🦃
Happy Thanksgiving 🥰🦃
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Remember, it’s about being with the people you care about most.
Happy Thanksgiving 🥰🦃
Happy Thanksgiving 🥰🦃
I’m glad Michigan is handling Gonzaga.
That means that SDSU is actually like the #2 team in the country or something, probably
That means that SDSU is actually like the #2 team in the country or something, probably
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November 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I’m glad Michigan is handling Gonzaga.
That means that SDSU is actually like the #2 team in the country or something, probably
That means that SDSU is actually like the #2 team in the country or something, probably
Don’t know why Shark Fin Soup is so popular when Shark Coochie is far tastier and less destructive
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Don’t know why Shark Fin Soup is so popular when Shark Coochie is far tastier and less destructive
Blue Jays paid $210 million for a guy that’s gonna throw 3 innings of 1 run ball and 7 strikeouts in his lone playoff appearance and go 12 wins + 12 losses each year
November 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Blue Jays paid $210 million for a guy that’s gonna throw 3 innings of 1 run ball and 7 strikeouts in his lone playoff appearance and go 12 wins + 12 losses each year
Bro’s retirement was shorter than Roger Clemens’ 😭
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Bro’s retirement was shorter than Roger Clemens’ 😭
Ken Rosenthal saying Fernando Tatis Jr is on the trade block, just like how Max Scherzer was traded to the Padres
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Ken Rosenthal saying Fernando Tatis Jr is on the trade block, just like how Max Scherzer was traded to the Padres
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Having Thanksgiving with a family of Padres fans and a family of Reds fans and if one of them tells me they like bunts, I'll fix myself two plates and leave
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Having Thanksgiving with a family of Padres fans and a family of Reds fans and if one of them tells me they like bunts, I'll fix myself two plates and leave
But, if we have another government shutdown then people can just visit our national parks for free, so we should all just keep hoping for more frequency and longer shutdowns to save a buck and increase tourism 👍
The National Park Service is introducing a digital annual pass that charges foreign visitors $170 more than United States residents across the federal recreation system.
National parks announce ‘America-first’ upcharges for foreign visitors
The National Park Service's new America-first pricing policy will see foreign visitors pay more to access popular national parks, including Yellowstone and the Grand Canyon.
wapo.st
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
But, if we have another government shutdown then people can just visit our national parks for free, so we should all just keep hoping for more frequency and longer shutdowns to save a buck and increase tourism 👍
Saw the last name and for a second figured it was just another horrendous take from this dude
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Saw the last name and for a second figured it was just another horrendous take from this dude
New York Times:
“Brazil makes controversial ruling on former President who did what he believed was right in service of the people, some arguing there is no more noble an endeavor, even putting Jesus to shame”
“Brazil makes controversial ruling on former President who did what he believed was right in service of the people, some arguing there is no more noble an endeavor, even putting Jesus to shame”
Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro must begin serving his 27-year prison sentence for plotting an attempted coup, Supreme Court Justice Alexandre de Moraes has ruled. https://cnn.it/4p1dgDV
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
New York Times:
“Brazil makes controversial ruling on former President who did what he believed was right in service of the people, some arguing there is no more noble an endeavor, even putting Jesus to shame”
“Brazil makes controversial ruling on former President who did what he believed was right in service of the people, some arguing there is no more noble an endeavor, even putting Jesus to shame”
2026 San Diego Padres is the beginning of a new dynasty
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
2026 San Diego Padres is the beginning of a new dynasty
Sure the Aztecs might be losing badly out the gate, but at least we aren’t playing against a powerhouse like Troy
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November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Sure the Aztecs might be losing badly out the gate, but at least we aren’t playing against a powerhouse like Troy
Empire’s thirst for black blood is never sated
November 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Empire’s thirst for black blood is never sated
Found on Facebook mareketplace:
“This holiday season, get something special for the Mets fan in your life” 🎄
“This holiday season, get something special for the Mets fan in your life” 🎄
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Found on Facebook mareketplace:
“This holiday season, get something special for the Mets fan in your life” 🎄
“This holiday season, get something special for the Mets fan in your life” 🎄
Imai Tatsuya YOU are a San Diego Padre 😎
November 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Imai Tatsuya YOU are a San Diego Padre 😎
If we were truly the greatest country on earth we would require a uniform be worn anytime we wanted to use public transportation.
The uniforms would be made through prison labor and a new full set sent to our homes each month with automatic deductions from our paychecks.
Jesus would want this
The uniforms would be made through prison labor and a new full set sent to our homes each month with automatic deductions from our paychecks.
Jesus would want this
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
If we were truly the greatest country on earth we would require a uniform be worn anytime we wanted to use public transportation.
The uniforms would be made through prison labor and a new full set sent to our homes each month with automatic deductions from our paychecks.
Jesus would want this
The uniforms would be made through prison labor and a new full set sent to our homes each month with automatic deductions from our paychecks.
Jesus would want this
Sure we’re running out of water, science is being attacked, and people are dying unnecessarily due to billionaires and their lord of the rings fantasies, but at least we can take pictures of people at parties and have Grok do vulgar roasts of them
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Sure we’re running out of water, science is being attacked, and people are dying unnecessarily due to billionaires and their lord of the rings fantasies, but at least we can take pictures of people at parties and have Grok do vulgar roasts of them
“What Would Jesus Do? 🥰”
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 AM
“What Would Jesus Do? 🥰”
Fox News:
“Wow! Why would Mamdani tell Trump to do this?
Socialism MUST be stopped!! 🤬”
“Wow! Why would Mamdani tell Trump to do this?
Socialism MUST be stopped!! 🤬”
We’re about to invade Venezuela because trump wants their oil. No other reason. The airspace has been cleared. Embassies are being evacuated. Flights are being canceled.
He’s going to kill people for oil.
He’s going to kill people for oil.
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Fox News:
“Wow! Why would Mamdani tell Trump to do this?
Socialism MUST be stopped!! 🤬”
“Wow! Why would Mamdani tell Trump to do this?
Socialism MUST be stopped!! 🤬”
Just finished my 1st week in the PICU.
One of the most incredible weeks of my life.
Equal parts eye-opening, humbling, reassuring, and exciting for what the future holds.
There’s still SO much to learn, but comparing how I feel now to one week ago? Night & day. Love these people 🙏❤️
One of the most incredible weeks of my life.
Equal parts eye-opening, humbling, reassuring, and exciting for what the future holds.
There’s still SO much to learn, but comparing how I feel now to one week ago? Night & day. Love these people 🙏❤️
a man wearing a padres jersey and hat looks at the camera
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November 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Just finished my 1st week in the PICU.
One of the most incredible weeks of my life.
Equal parts eye-opening, humbling, reassuring, and exciting for what the future holds.
There’s still SO much to learn, but comparing how I feel now to one week ago? Night & day. Love these people 🙏❤️
One of the most incredible weeks of my life.
Equal parts eye-opening, humbling, reassuring, and exciting for what the future holds.
There’s still SO much to learn, but comparing how I feel now to one week ago? Night & day. Love these people 🙏❤️
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You know you wanted to hear RFK Jr read his poem “American Canyon”. You’re welcome, and from the bottom of my heart, I’m so sorry.
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 AM
You know you wanted to hear RFK Jr read his poem “American Canyon”. You’re welcome, and from the bottom of my heart, I’m so sorry.
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bolsanaro reportedly upset about going to prison because it’s taking him away from his true passion, going to the hospital
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
bolsanaro reportedly upset about going to prison because it’s taking him away from his true passion, going to the hospital
OG Iron Chef is one of the greatest shows of all time and I’ll fight your grandma if she doesn’t like it
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
OG Iron Chef is one of the greatest shows of all time and I’ll fight your grandma if she doesn’t like it