AlanPadres
@alanpadres.bsky.social
Pragmatist/Optimist/Pessimist. New Grad Registered Nurse in the Pediatric ICU🙏❤️ Life is like a cake, there’s LAYERS to it! Context matters. GO PADRES!!!
Luis Campusano YOU are the new Padres #5 starting pitcher for 2026
November 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Luis Campusano YOU are the new Padres #5 starting pitcher for 2026
For fuck’s sake . . . 😭
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
For fuck’s sake . . . 😭
“Best I can do is more Luis Arraez”
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
“Best I can do is more Luis Arraez”
Luis Arraez YOU are the new player/hitting coach of the San Diego Padres
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Luis Arraez YOU are the new player/hitting coach of the San Diego Padres
One kid for every home run he gave up in that 1 inning 😭🤣💀
Best of luck to Craig Stammen and our San Diego Padres 🙌❤️
Best of luck to Craig Stammen and our San Diego Padres 🙌❤️
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
One kid for every home run he gave up in that 1 inning 😭🤣💀
Best of luck to Craig Stammen and our San Diego Padres 🙌❤️
Best of luck to Craig Stammen and our San Diego Padres 🙌❤️
Time for “Frankenstein” 🔥❤️
November 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Time for “Frankenstein” 🔥❤️
“Give me that special cocktail they used on Biden to make him vibrant during the debates”
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
“Give me that special cocktail they used on Biden to make him vibrant during the debates”
“Can we have better healthcare and livable wages?”
“Best I can do is a Starbucks Bear Cup”
“Best I can do is a Starbucks Bear Cup”
November 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
“Can we have better healthcare and livable wages?”
“Best I can do is a Starbucks Bear Cup”
“Best I can do is a Starbucks Bear Cup”
Elon Musk watching the Emperor electrocute a son to death in front of his father:
“So, the Emperor is the good guy right?”
“So, the Emperor is the good guy right?”
November 8, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Elon Musk watching the Emperor electrocute a son to death in front of his father:
“So, the Emperor is the good guy right?”
“So, the Emperor is the good guy right?”
Does Admiral Ackbar use a CPAP machine at night?
November 8, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Does Admiral Ackbar use a CPAP machine at night?
Me watching Return of the Jedi while continuing to build Legos:
“Wow, I wonder if ICE and US Border Patrol are going to sue Disney for stealing uniform ideas for the bad guys from them . . . wait 🤔”
“Wow, I wonder if ICE and US Border Patrol are going to sue Disney for stealing uniform ideas for the bad guys from them . . . wait 🤔”
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Me watching Return of the Jedi while continuing to build Legos:
“Wow, I wonder if ICE and US Border Patrol are going to sue Disney for stealing uniform ideas for the bad guys from them . . . wait 🤔”
“Wow, I wonder if ICE and US Border Patrol are going to sue Disney for stealing uniform ideas for the bad guys from them . . . wait 🤔”
Me watching The Empire Strikes Back while building Legos:
“Geez, this Darth Vader character is kinda violent and emotional . . . “
“Geez, this Darth Vader character is kinda violent and emotional . . . “
November 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Me watching The Empire Strikes Back while building Legos:
“Geez, this Darth Vader character is kinda violent and emotional . . . “
“Geez, this Darth Vader character is kinda violent and emotional . . . “
Goodwill be wildin’ 😭
November 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Goodwill be wildin’ 😭
Pierce Johnson YOU are a San Diego Padre
November 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Pierce Johnson YOU are a San Diego Padre
Chicken soup with tofu, eggs, ginger, tons of veggies, over freshly steamed white rice
“GET IN MUH BELLY!!! 😭😋🔥❤️🥣”
“GET IN MUH BELLY!!! 😭😋🔥❤️🥣”
November 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Chicken soup with tofu, eggs, ginger, tons of veggies, over freshly steamed white rice
“GET IN MUH BELLY!!! 😭😋🔥❤️🥣”
“GET IN MUH BELLY!!! 😭😋🔥❤️🥣”
Long Beach State now going by “The Beach” is as lazy as the San Diego Padres earlier rebrand color scheme
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Long Beach State now going by “The Beach” is as lazy as the San Diego Padres earlier rebrand color scheme
Spanberger is looking strong.
Nice to have to some good news after the Yu Darvish stuff earlier
Nice to have to some good news after the Yu Darvish stuff earlier
November 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Spanberger is looking strong.
Nice to have to some good news after the Yu Darvish stuff earlier
Nice to have to some good news after the Yu Darvish stuff earlier
It’s like a bird’s gizzard except this is in her stomach and the stones are this big:
November 4, 2025 at 6:09 AM
It’s like a bird’s gizzard except this is in her stomach and the stones are this big: